This idea came to me one night. I was on a sugar high, and thinking about really weird things I've seen in the world. (drinks a whole can of pepsi) OK I'M READY.
I don't know FMA so shut it.
Ed was all alone one night getting ready to watch a scary movie when he got a phone call.
"Hello this Edward Elric the world's greatest alchemist, and sexxxiest anime character a live how may I help you?"
"Hello Edward," said the voice at the other end of the line.
"Who is this?"
"Wouldn't you like to know?"
"Yes I know like to know."
"Well too bad. So tell me Edward what are you getting ready to do?"
"Watch a scary movie."
"Oh, I see. What's your favorite scary movie?"
"Um… Titanic."
"That's not a scary move."
"Yea well Leo scares me."
"Interesting I'm watching a movie to. Nice body you got there Edo-kun."
"What do you want?"
"I WANT TO SEE WHAT YOUR INSIDES LOOK LIKE!"
"Well, then on the 5th FMA dvd episode 17, chapter 4."
"Oh," flips to it," Hey nice." (it's the shower scene)
"Where are you calling from?"
"I'm not going to tell you, in fact Ed I want you to look out the door, there's someone who wants to see you."
Ed goes to the window and opens it to find Roy sitting out on the front lawn tied up ina chair.
"Oh yea I did that cause he wouldn't stop calling me short."
"Well we want you to untie him for us."
"Why?"
"That's an order!"
Ed went outside to untie Roy, but then fan girls mobbed him.
"GAHHHH THIS WAS A TRAP I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN BETTER!"
the fan girls take Ed away to their secret hide away and leave Roy all tied up in the chair.
"Help me please!"
That was the first chapter review please.