Yu-Gi-Oh: The Real Story

By Marik's Dark Queen

Summary: This is the real story of Yugi and his friends before the TV producers turned it into a kids show. If you read it, you might be shocked.

Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh or the movie "The Girl Next Door"

Thank you to Atem's Queen of the Nile for reviewing!

Chapter 3: "The Origin of the Puppy and The Girl Next Door"

Part I: "The Origin of the Puppy"

When Yugi, Joey, Tristan, Tea, Ryou and Kaiba where babies, they all attended the same kindergarten. And as everyone could realize Joey was quite a mean baby. Everyday in the kindergarten the young friends were doing the same things: Yugi was playing with his Dark Magician plushy that could say "It's time to duel!" and "Believe in the Heart of the Cards and you shall win this game!", Ryou was drawing pictures of himself running away from Bakura, who was trying to kill him, Serenity was playing with her barbies and Kaiba was playing with his Blue Eyes White Dragon plushy. Joey however wasn't playing with the other babies. He passed his day breaking all of Serenity's barbies, hiding Yugi's Dark Magician plushy while Yugi was eating his sandwich, tearing into pieces Ryou's drawings and brakimg in half his crayons, pulling Tea's hair when she was giving her friendship speeches and even pulling Tristan's hair. (That's why it became like this.)

But one day he decided to mess with the wrong guy. While baby Kaiba was reading the news from the stock market (he was into business management from a very young age), he stole Kaiba's precious BEWD plushy and tried to sell it on the black market for $67. However his 'evil' plan failed because a puppy dog snatched it from his hand and ate it. To get even with the puppy dog Joey decided to eat the puppy dog's food. And while Joey was eating the puppy dog's biscuits with a satisfied smirk on his lips he didn't notice that his friends were watching him until "Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!" baby Kaiba's laughter was heard "Joey is eating the puppy dog's food! He really is a mutt!" he said. And from then on Kaiba kept calling Joey "the mutt", always remembering that scene.

Joey was growing up and his aggressive behavior became worst and worst…so he decided to join an evil gang. Joey's very dangerous, very threatening and very terrifying gang had something special. All the members were blonde and they called themselves the "Blonde Punkies". They terrorized the whole neighborhood until one day Yugi taught Joey and Tristan the meaning of true friendship in a cheerleader meeting. Where do you think that they learned how to cheer Yugi on during his duels? In their cheerleading club organized by Tea of course! They practiced in school games and in duel monster games. And this is the true origin of the puppy.

Part II: "The Girl Next Door" (hint! hint!)

One day like all the other days Joey was returning home from school. He was passing outside his neighbor's house while eating a hotdog when he saw a bleached blonde lady changing her clothes next to the window. From his surprise he dropped his hotdog and with a 'wow' he started staring at "the girl next door" (hint! hint!). Unfortunately Mai saw him and hit him with her purse on his head. And that was it! Love at first sight! From that moment on Joey fell in love with Mai.

From time to time he was sending her gifts that he considered 'nice'. For example pieces of pizza, hotdogs, chips, popcorn and other eatable gifts. Unfortunately Mai didn't get his point and started hating him thinking that he was trying to make her fat. Tea was upset from Mai's behavior and she started hating her. Or she was just jealous because Joey didn't try to feed her instead of Mai. None of them knew that one day Mai would turn from "the girl next door" (hint! hint!) to one of their dearest friends.

(A/N: The hint! hint! sign will help you understand Mai's dark past better! That is if you have seen the movie "The Girl Next Door")

End of Chapter 3

Stay tuned for chapter 4, where Yugi and his friends arrive at the Duelist Kingdom and the truth a bout what happened in the tournament is revealed.

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