As Ross stood still in that hospital closet he realized something. Rachel was right They shouldn't go down that road again, it was un orthodox. It wasn't clever, but it felt right. He opened the door and slowly walked up to Rachel in the hall way. "Hey" he whispered as he taped her on the shoulder " Hi" she whispered back. Ross then admitted "Look, it was really pointless to do what I did, it wasn't right I am sorry"
Rachel looked down and replied "I know, and plus we have to hold on to that deal we made" She said and walked away.
That night when they arrived back in Manhattan, Ross was in Rachel's apartment putting Emma down "okay, she down for the night" he said as he put on his jacket and scarf. Rachel then says "I want to thank you again, for coming with me" Ross replies "oh no problem".
"About that deal thing, is that still on"? Rachel asks, Ross then asks surprised "Do you not want it to be on"? Rachel looks down and says "Well, its a shame though, when we did it, it was always really good"! Ross nods. Then Rachel looks up and says "not even one more time. No matter how much we want it" Ross then continues "Even if we want it really bad" Rachel looks at him and says "I don't know to me it seems like such a waste". Ross then is dazed and concentrating on her eyes "I hate waste"! Rachel makes a weird face, and shakes her head Ross then says "yea…Remember that one really good time" ? Ross reaches for the door knob, but when he turns around he finds Rachel pulling his jacket off and his scarf, she kisses him forcefully, and Ross doesn't object she then whispers in his ear "Ross, with us its never off the table".
"ok" kisses her, and they take it over to the couch, Ross' leg goes over her lap, and her hands around his neck, they are smothered in each other's love. 'Ross" she stops momentarily as she feels Ross kissing her neck, and down her breasts, and then her stomach. They were now on top of each other
"Ross we can't do this now".
"whaa?" Ross asks not really paying attention. "Joey's gonna be home any time soon, and he doesn't have a date tonight" Rachel continues.
"Awww, babe I want you now, I can't help it" ! He then kisses her, and she gives in. Rachel lifts his shirt, and licks his chest and kisses his smooth chest. While Ross kisses her firm on the lips, and his lips travel down to the crook in her neck and gives her a hicky, he bits hard "ahhhh, honey not so hard" Rachel complains. Ross then says "oh but Rach, I am hard" they share a laugh. "really ? I will see you tomorrow Ross, I want to be with you too, but not tonight." Rachel says sadly.
"Your right we don't want to get caught" Ross admits unwillingly.
Rachel walks him to the door, and she leans up with her arms around her, and kisses him how they used to when they were dating years ago.
Ross pulled away then said "Rachel, what are the chances of us getting caught in only 5 minutes?" Rachel looked at him and said "Ok, only 5 minutes. I am only giving you 5 minutes. Then bye bye, sailor." Ross nods, and kisses her passionately, they fall on the "new" Rosita, and start taking off each other shirts. Then all of a sudden "Oh no, no, no!" Joey says as he covers his eyes. Rachel then says "Ross? What are the chances? How about 100 percent?" Ross then says "Joey, we were just looking for Emma's bottle." Joey then says "No, you two were getting all naked, and sweaty." Rachel then says sarcastically "Nice try, Ross" Ross then admits "It's Joey, he's stupid, I thought I could trick him!"
"ok guys, I can take a hint, I will leave the room" Joey says.
After Joey's gone. Ross and Rachel get up, and collect themselves. Ross tucks in his shirt, refastens his shirt, and Rachel puts her shirt back on, and fixes her hair." We have to talk to Joey, make sure he doesn't tell anyone- and when I say anyone I mean the gang" " Joey!" Ross shrieks
"Can I come in, or are you guys still going at it?" Joey asks
"you can enter- we have a favour to ask of you" Rachel begins
"NO! No! this will not be a repeat of Monica and chandler, its too hard, plus I have run out of all the good excuses" Joey says.
"please Joe, its too soon to tell everyone" Rachel whines
"Okay but what is in it for me"? Joey wonders to them aloud.
"have the right and secrecy of know that Ross and i are back together" Ross states.
"Yes you get to be special, special" Rachel says.
"Okay I will do it, but you guys have to be careful, and don't make me look stupid" Joey complains.
"We promise thank you so much Joe!" they say in unison.
"Hey just to let you know Ross is spending the night with me tonight, so we will be in my room- but I suggest you leave" they share a laugh.
Joey looks at them and mimics them and says "Fine, I will leave. I will go to Monica and Chandler and tell them why I can't sleep at my place! It's not going to pretty for you!" Ross and Rachel look at each other and say "Joey, stay here. Please stay here."
Joey laughs then says, "thank you. It's night, and I want to sleep so Ross don't have her screaming too loud!" Ross makes a fist and puts his hand out to shove him, then Joey says "What's that Ross? You and Rachel are back together?" Ross then says in his special squeaky voice that only David Schwimmer can do "No, you just a little something on your shirt there." Joey then says "Good boy". He then pets his head.
Joey clothes the door. Then Ross says "Oh, this is bad. We are going down!
FALL OUT BOY LYRICS
"Sugar We're Going Down"
Am
I more than you bargained for yet
I've been dying to tell you
anything you want to hear
Cause that's just who I am this week
Lie
in the grass, next to the mausoleum
I'm just a notch in your
bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(A notch in your
bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break
a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong
team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar,
we're going down swinging
I'll be your number one with a bullet
A
loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
x2
Is this
more than you bargained for yet
Oh don't mind me I'm watching you
two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isn't
it messed up how I'm just dying to be him
I'm just a notch in your
bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
(Notch in your
bedpost, but you're just a line in a song)
Drop a heart, break
a name
We're always sleeping in, and sleeping for the wrong
team
We're going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar,
we're going down swinging
