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Chapter 8: " Seto's Aerobics Show"
(A/N: Poor poor Seto!)
When Seto was working as an underwear and swimsuit model (before he became a designer and fired Mai), everyone was admiring his body. All the dudes wanted to look like him and all the girls wanted him to teach them how to exercise their body too. So Seto started a TV show called "Seto's Aerobics Show" and of course it was very successful. Ladies of all ages and some guys too, watched his show everyday from 11:00am to 2:00pm every day. Lets see why his show was so successful…
"Good morning ladies! Today we are going to exercise our bodies with the series of exercises that I personally invented for women of all ages!" said Seto wearing a tight pink gymnastics outfit.
"Lets start with our legs! And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2" Seto started exercising by lifting each knee at a time. Behind him were Mai and Yugi doing the same thing. "Don't be bored ladies! This exercise will help you wear mini-skirts again!" And Seto continued and continued and continued…
"Ok for the next exercise we will need some music!" and Britney's Oops I did it again started playing in the background. "Feel the music girls and start moving to it! And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2! Very good! Now the other leg! And 1 and 2 and 1 and 2 and 1 and 2" and Seto, Yugi and Mai continued exercising to the rhythm of the song.
"And now it's time for Bakura's Healthy Diet!" said Seto and the camera turned to Bakura. He was in a kitchen in the studio holding a spoon and wearing a cook's hat.
"Good morning ladies!" said Bakura. "Don't forget that a healthy body needs healthy food too! Today we will cook a new dish that I thought of. It's called Bakura's Magic Salad! You will need lettuce, carrots, potatoes, tomatoes, tomato sauce, mayonnaise, salt, pepper, vinegar, sugar, eggs, bread, beans, fried chicken, raw meat, soup of your own preference, mushrooms, oil, lemon, sugar, bananas, apples, cheese, oranges, berries, strawberries, cinnamon, ginger, oregano, spaghetti, rice, fish, sea food, onions, olives, cookies, chocolate, ice cream vanilla and marmalade. Now how to make the salad! It's very simple. Put all the ingredients together, mix them and boil them in water. After you boil them fry them in olive oil, add some whine and some whiskey in your salad and they are ready! Marik will show us how to make it!" and the camera turns to Marik who is preparing the salad. His tongue sticks out of his mouth a little bit showing the concentration and the effort that he puts into his task as he mixes all the ingredients together.
"Next on the program in the book of the day!" said Seto.
"Hello! Hi! hihi!" giggled Yugi as the camera turned to him. "The book of the day is 'Yugi's Yoga' the book that I wrote. You can learn alternative exercises that I designed, more of Bakura's recipes and Seto's fitness secrets as well as his guide 'How to become tall'. Buy it for only $20! You can call 1234567 or 7654321to order it!"
"Yugi we have someone on the phone!" said Mokuba. He was the producer of the show.
"Hello" said Yugi blushing.
"Hi!" said a voice giggling. "I was wondering if in your book there are exercises for firming my butt! My boyfriend would like it better that way!"
"Of course there are sir! Tell us your name and we will send you one immediately!"
"Ok sweetie! It's Pegasus!"
"Now its time for Ishizu's predictions of the future!" said Seto.
"Hello Yugi! I see the future and I will warn you all! Let's start! Now if your name starts with 'Y' and ends with 'ugi' and you happen to be short beware of the Tea creatures in the world! If your name is Tea and you want to be a dancer, beware of the bananas on the stage, buy a dance outfit that isn't white and stay away from Yamis! If your name is Seto and you own a company be careful and don't believe your little brother when he tells you that he is going to a friend to study! If your name is Ryou and you have a bad yami don't eat the cookie that he will offer you! That white thing isn't sugar! If your name is Marik and you just happen to be a tomb keeper be careful and don't give the location of the tomb to a guy named Bakura! If your name is Bakura and you happen to be a tomb robber then this is not a good month to challenge any pharaohs!"
"Thank you very much! And we finish our show with a little song!" said Seto. The camera turned to Yami Marik and Joey. Yami Marik started singing "These boots are made for walking" and Joey started dancing, closing his eyes, lifting his hands and putting them behind his heads, moving his belly in circular motions. Tea was behind him playing with a balloon. The rest of the cast was sitting around a table eating Bakura's magic salad and singing along Marik.
End of Chapter 8!
I know that I said that chapter 8 will be the movie "White Chicks" with Marik and Bakura but that will be either chapter 9 or chapter 10 and one of the next chapters will be about Tea's life.
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