Yu-Gi-Oh: The Real Story by Marik's Dark Queen

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Chapter 9: "Domino's Superheroes"

Before the YuGiOh people became duelists they were the superheroes of Domino City. Why? Because of too many cartoons? Too many action movies? Maybe…

Their leader was Yami aka "starfish haired dude". His special attack was the "Heart of the Cards Attack", he talked about the card of the cards and faith and all the other things that Yami talks about and after a couple of seconds the evil villain became unconscious from boredom.

After aka "starfish haired dude" was Seto Kaiba aka "tall dude". Seto's special power was to grow so tall that he would scare the bad guy with his height and sometimes squash him too.

After "tall dude" there was "evil dude" aka Yami Marik. No one knew why he was helping but anyway… His special power was "the evil laugh" muahahahaha! Any villain that would hear it would be immediately knocked out.

After "evil dude" there was "Smiley guy" aka Ryou. Ryou's special attack was to smile so sweetly that it made the enemy go "ooooh!" when seeing it and stop attacking. And then Bakura would come out of the ring and finish off the enemy.

After "Smiley guy" there was "midget boy" aka Yugi. His special attack was the "innocent eyes attack". It made the criminal feel guilty and go home.

Then there was "Dog boy" aka Joey. "Dog boy" had a very special attack, the "puppy dog attack". He would bark and chase and bite the enemy until the enemy surrendered. He could be defeated only if the enemy gave him food to distract him, especially cookies.

After "dog boy" there was "blonde chick" aka Mai. Her special attack was "the deadly dance attack". She would dance in a way that would beat everyone around her with her arms and her legs.

One of the most frightening members of the group was "the brown-haired monster" aka Tea. When she opened her mouth to attack with "friendship speech attack" radioactive waves would come out that would paralyze the enemy. Only the very strong ones survived.

Another very frightening superhero was "desperate dude" aka Tristan. His special attack was the "deadly flirt attack". He would hit on the enemy and ask him for a date until the enemy couldn't take it anymore and surrender. Serenity Wheeler was one of his victims. His horrible attack was very scary, especially to guys…

And the last member of the group was the "blonde threat" aka Rebecca. Her special attack was "teddy bear boomerang". She would throw her teddy bear at the bad guys and she would knock them all out.

So everyday after school they would wear their masks, put on their outfits with capes and they would go out to fight criminals. That was until the police caught them for disturbance of peace and closed them in jail. After that they learned that using all their special powers to the people around them just to catch a cat that had climbed on a tree wasn't really necessary…