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Chapter 10: "Tea's Nightmare"
"Goodnight mom!" Tea said joyfully. She went to bed and started thinking of her life's happiest day: the day that she would become a ballet dancer and would have her own concert! She knew that that night she would dream of it!
So Tea closed her eyes smiling, letting sleep take her into a place that could be found only in her dreams…
-dream-
It was a wonderful morning! The birds were singing and the sun was shining! Tea woke up with happiness shining in her eyes. 'Today is the big day!' she thought. 'I will finally have my own concert!' She was waving her arms from her happiness, unknowingly hitting the person next to her.
"Ow! Why did you hit me my love? Was it because of last night?" a voice was heard from the person next to her. Tea turned around slowly to see Weevil! He was in bed next to her!
"You shouldn't hit me my love. It's bad for our children" said Weevil.
"Our children? What children?" she asked. And at that moment the door opened and Noah and Mokuba entered the room, ran to Tea and hugged her.
"Mommy!" they both said. Tea screamed and ran away from her bedroom.
"Mom?" she shouted trying to find her mother.
"Yes honey" Tea's mom answered. Tea found her and saw that her mom was looking quite strange today. She was wearing a purple cloak with golden thingies on it, she was holding a millennium rod and her hair was sticking out from her head.
"Does my baby want her morning kiss?" she asked. Tea went closer and saw that her mom had turned into Yami Marik in a female form. She looked exactly like him except that she had long lashes and red lipstick and she was wearing a pink ribbon on her hair. Tea was horrified and she left her house as quickly as possible. As soon as she stepped out of her house a taxi stopped in front of her. She got in and told the taxi driver to take her to school.
"Whatever you want miss" said the taxi driver.
Tea leaned closer to the driver because his voice sounded familiar, when…
"Ishizu?"
"I'm afraid you are mistaken young miss. I am not this Ishizu person that you think." Tea looked again and looked at the taxi driver again. Indeed, he looked a lot like Ishizu but Ishizu wasn't wearing a turban and she didn't have a moustache…but Tea was sure that he was Ishizu turned into a guy. 'What is wrong with me today?' she thought.
When she arrived to school she was glad to see Joey. She went to him to talk…
"Joey?"
"Yes Tea" Joey replied looking sad.
"Are you sure you are Joey? And that you are a guy?"
"Of course Tea" said Joey almost crying.
"You mind if I check?"
"What? Stay away from me! Bitch!" said Joey holding his pants and slapping Tea on her head.
"No, no I meant if I can see some identification!" she said.
"Nobody recognizes me anymore since it started! Not even you!" Joey started crying.
"What do you mean Joey?" Tea asked in a caring voice.
"I don't know if you can handle the truth Tea. It is far too shocking!"
"Please Joey tell me"
"Ok. I'll show you" and Joey showed Tea his hair.
"Well what's wrong with it?"
"What's wrong? I'm becoming bald! My hair is falling!"
"Ahem… Joey I don't see any difference" said Tea, but Joey left running and crying.
With this conversation Tea forgot about the time till she realized that she was late for her first class! English! 'At least the teacher is cute!' Tea thought and giggled. She entered the classroom when…
"Tea Gardener why are you late in my class!"
"Noooooo!" Tea screamed. The cute young teacher had transformed into a very short creature with glasses named Rebecca Hawkins!
She didn't answer. She tried to find a sit next to her friends but none of them were in this class. She sat next to a girl with really black straight hair, black make-up and black clothes that looked very depressed. Almost suicidal.
"Great!" Tea muttered. "First I become an underage mom with Weevil as my boyfriend and Noah and Mokuba as my sons, then my mom turns into a female edition of Yami Marik and tries to kiss me, and then I meet a taxi-driver that looks exactly like Ishizu but isn't Ishizu then Joey tells me about his illusions about his hair and finally I come to class to see Rebecca as my teacher! How worst can it get?"
"Don't ask me girl" said the girl sitting next to Tea. "This life ain't worth living. Let's all die!" Tea turned to look at the gothic girl and recognized her as Mai!
"Mai! What happened to you?"
"Yugi doesn't tell me what hair gel he uses! He says his hair is like that naturally!"
"What?"
"How will I do my hair from now on?" Mai started crying. She took out a bottle of pills and started taking them. Right then the bell rang and lunch started.
Tea went to the cafeteria and sat with her friends. Ryou was eating a very big sandwich with lots of lettuce in it that was sticking out and Serenity was sitting across of him wearing a very, very short skirt and a shirt that showed far too much. She was crossing her legs every two seconds and she was moving closer to Ryou trying to get his attention. Ryou however was enjoying his sandwich with closed eyes and didn't notice anything.
"Hi guys!" said Tea and sat next to them.
"You won't believe what happened this weekend!" Serenity started telling her. "I went to this club and I met this guy and he was like so hot! And then we like, went out and we kissed and like, like it was so cool! And then the next day he was like all cute and staff and like so sweet! It was awesome! Like, like…" Tea was listening to her until.
"I challenge you to duel!" Bakura shouted pointing at Tea.
"Me?" she asked looking around.
"Yes you! Now you're busted! Foolish mortal!" Bakura said laughing.
"Well I guess I have no choice but to accept" Tea thought. She started walking to Bakura's direction when Yugi tripped her and she fell down.
"Hahahahaha! Hahahahahaha! You tripped! Hahahahaha! Hahahahaha!" Yugi laughed at Tea and pointed at her. Something strange had happened to Yugi. Anyway…Tea went to Bakura and the duel started.
"Prepare to lose foolish mortal! Bwahahahahah!" said Bakura. Tea was looking at him confused. "You can start the last duel of your life! Like there is any chance for a humble foolish mortal like you to defeat me the Great Thief King Bakura! Bwahahahaha!"
"Fine!" said Tea angrily. She might be a humble mortal but she wasn't foolish. "I summon Dark Magician Girl!"
"And I summon Man-Eater Bug!"
"Then I summon Kuriboh!"
"Then I will summon Kuriboh's mom!"
"Fine! Then I summon Kuriboh's dad!"
"No problem foolish mortal! 'Cause I will summon Kuriboh's grandma!"
"Ha! Then I will summon Kuriboh's grandpa!"
"As you wish! Your monster is nothing compared to mine! I summon Yugi's grandpa!" and Yugi's grandpa appeared in the arena. He didn't know what to do so he started cleaning whatever was around him with a broom.
"It's my turn now! I summon Ryou!" And Ryou appeared sitting on a chair and still eating his sandwich. Yugi's grandpa saw him and cleaned him sandwich with the broom.
"Is that all you can do? Of course! What should we expect from a lilt pathetic mortal like you? I summon Kaiba!" and Kaiba appeared with his whole office on the dueling arena. He was still typing something.
"And I will summon Yami!" said Tea and Yami appeared in his bathtub showering and singing the song 'Boys' by Britney Spears. He was dancing to it too until he realized that he was naked and the people around him were watching each one of his moves with a lot of interest (especially Serenity). When he saw them he ran out of his bathtub and away from school holding his rubber duck. Luckily for him foam was covering his private areas…
"Your little monster quitted when he saw the superior power of my monsters! You lost!" said Bakura. Tea didn't argue at all because she wanted this duel to end.
After school Tea went immediately to the local theater where her ballet concert would take place. She went backstage to get ready. She was so excited! It was a very important event! There was a make-up and hair specialist and another specialist that would choose all her clothes one by one! She opened the door and…
"Marik what are you doing here?"
"Are you the dancer?"
"Yes"
"Good" Marik said. He grabbed her and sat her on a chair.
After 30 minutes…
"Can I look at the mirror now?" Tea wasn't sure that doing make-up and hair was a part of the training that tomb-keepers had.
"Yes!" Marik was very excited looking at his work admiringly. "I finally found my ultimate talent! Doing hair!"
Tea opened her eyes screamed! Her hair was a combination of Tristan's and Yami Marik's hair and her make-up was that of a clown in a circus! Half a smiling and half a crying face with red cheeks and nose and white face! And the area around her lips was painted red bringing out her lips a lot…
"C'mon now! You can thank me later! It's time to find your clothes!" and Marik led Tea to another room where the second specialist was waiting for her. The second specialist happened to be Duke. To be more precise a very gay-looking Duke…
"Honey! You're late!" said Duke. "C'mon now darling! Let's find something for you!" and he started searching for something for Tea to wear.
"A-ha! I found it! Let's try yellow! With pink ribbons and a blue sailor hat! Perfect! And lets try something new ok? It might look provocative but we will take the risk!" and Duke handed Tea a pair of green socks with little ducks and frogs on them. When Tea was dressed Duke gave her a purple balloon. Tea took the balloon and went to the stage ready to start dancing.
The concert started and she danced and danced and danced…and the audience booed and booed and booed until Tea noticed that someone else was coming on the stage too. And it was Tristan! He was wearing a light pink ballet outfit with matching shoes. He was holding a wig that was similar to Tea's hair. He stopped in the middle of the stage to wear the wig and then started dancing rather clumsily until he knocked Tea down. As Tea was falling she accidentally pulled the end of the curtain causing the entire curtain to fall on her.
So in the end of the concert there was Tristan dressed as Tea, Tea dressed as a clown on top of him and the curtain over them, covering them both. Tea and Tristan started moving under the curtain trying to take it off them but from the audience's view it looked like they were doing something else…
In the audience Noah started laughing and was pointing at the stage. Mokuba was sitting next to him eating popcorn. A few sits to the left Pegasus was sitting holding some flowers. Next to him there was Joey wearing a wig and still crying. Weevil, as the jealous boyfriend that he was, went to the stage and started hitting Tristan.
After the end of the show Tea went to the changing room. Before she changed she heard someone knocking. It was Pegasus with the flowers.
"My love" he said kneeling in front of Tea. "Please give me another chance! Lets us live with our children together happily for ever!"
"Oh Peggy!" said Tea.
"Tea, will you marry me?"
"Yes! Oh Peggy!"
"Tea, oh Tea!"
And Tea kept hearing her name in her dream till it got louder and louder.
"Tea! Tea!" her mom was shouting. Tea woke up suddenly jumping out of her bed. "It's time for school and then for your concert!" Tea heard that and screamed…
End of Chapter 10
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