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Last Time: The gang met Crystal. The bell rings for 3rd block-Parenting…Tee Hee

Chapter 5

Ding Ding Ding

The late bell rang right after Star, Robin, B.B., and Raven sat down.

Mrs. Campbell walked into the classroom and counted the students.

"This is wonderful!" She stated leaving the teenagers to wonder what she was talking about.

Mrs. Campbell passed out a sheet of paper.

"Girls sign on the LEFT, boys sign on the RIGHT. I highly suggest you know your left from right and sign the correct side. Or it is your own fault and you will have to deal with the consequences for the rest of the semester." She stated scaring half the kids.

After all of the teenagers signed their corresponding side she told all the girls to stand in one corner and all the boys in another.

"Now, what I want you to do is when I call your name to step forward, turn around to face the class and…I dunno, say hi…?"

She held up the sheet of paper with everyone's name on it and randomly moved her finger around with her eyes closed and picked a girl named Barb.

Barb did what she was supposed to and said hi to the class and went back to her spot in the crowd of girls.

Mrs. Campbell started again and this time picked a boy named George. And he to said hi.

"Will the two I just called please walk up and shake hands because you are now married." Mrs. Campbell said.

The teens were surprised. They all thought this was just an introduction of everyone. They all knew that this would happen…but they thought later in the class.

So that went on for about another 10 minutes until she called Raven's name.

Raven walked up and said hi. She prayed to whoever was listening that she didn't end up with some preppy boy.

"B.B…?" Stated Mrs. Campbell not knowing who it was. .but that's just the way Beast Boy signed.

Raven looked horrified for a moment, then she thought 'well its better than some of those preppy boys' she said actually trying to look on the bright side.

Another couple minutes passed and there was still around 8 people left.

Now there was only around 20 students in the class but let's just say that some people didn't like who they were paired up with.

Robin was getting worried because 3 out of the 4 girls were annoying preppy, high pitch, screeching kinda girls.

"Starfire" The teacher said.

'Here it comes.' Robin thought. 'If I don't get paired with her now…I'm stuck with one of those things.'

"Sara" Mrs. Campbell said not realizing her mistake.

"Star, you did sign under the girls side right?" Robin asked praying that she did.

"Of course, I am not that unaccustomed that I do not know girl from boy." She answered feeling kind of upset he thought she was that stupid.

"Oh. Sorry my mistake. I kinda zoned out I guess and didn't realize what I was saying anymore. My hand went off the boy side. Okay, let's try this again." The teacher said finally catching her mistake.

"Robin"

Both Robin and Starfire sighed in relief.

Girls glared at Starfire with envy, shooting daggers at her with their eyes.

After a few more minutes everyone was paired up.

"Okay class move you desk next to your spouse. You will have a series of tasks to do with your spouse. Pick out of this hat for your jobs. On the piece of paper it will also tell you your salary."

Everyone got in line and picked out of the hat. Raven found it pretty funny because some guys ended up with stuff like beautician or hair dresser.

(A/N: sorry, I've never taken parenting, and I do not know the real salary of these jobs so sorry.)

Raven got Psychiatrist and she makes a little more than $100,000 a year, since she was 'well known'. She didn't like hers very much 'if I have trouble controlling my emotions…how am I supposed to deal with other people's problems that I will probably get tired of.

Robin got Professional Soccer player and he makes around $200,000 a year. Robin was happy about his 'career'

Beast Boy got Biology Teacher. He makes around $70,000 a year. 'HAHA, ya me a bio teacher. I just hope I can actually pass biology this semester.'

Starfire got College Field Hockey coach. She makes around $80,000 a year. 'I will have to test this Field Hockey. If I am to be an instructor.'

Checking in on Cyborg in his Trig. Class.

"Cyborg! Come up and answer number 183. Show all of your work or you will not get credit!" Cyborg's teacher said.

Cyborg thought back on how he said this class would not be that difficult…he had a feeling he was dead wrong.

Cyborg completed his answer in 5 minutes.

"In the 3rd part of this solution! It is +48³. NOT squared!" The teacher said as Cyborg glared at his teacher.

"NO CREDIT!"

'…ughhh' Cyborg thought exasperatedly.

"Alright for homework. Page 134 and do numbers 22-98. Evens ONLY! Show all of your work!. We still have 15 minutes left of class I suggest you start on your homework. Because if you do not have it tomorrow I will not take it later and you will get a zero for participation and homework."

The classes groaned at this point

Back with Robin and the others in Parenting.

"Alright class I want you to go over your spouses house or talk on the phone or something and write an essay on your spouses life. I expect it 3 days from now. We have like, 10 minutes left in class … just relax."

"Friend Robin…how are we to write about our lives if I am from another planet that I am the Grand Ruler of?" Star asked.

"We fake it." B.B. stated as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

Starfire got a surprised look on her face at the thought of faking something.

"Starfire, don't worry I did it all the time." Raven said trying to comfort her friend.

DING DING DING

After everyone went to their locker to put away their 3rd block books, it was time for lunch.

Star and B.B. were the first ones there, so they decided to find a table for their little gang.

They took the round table in the back left of the second cafeteria. B.B. knew that Raven, Cyborg and Robin would go to this cafeteria because the other one is always packed.

A minute or two later Raven arrived with Crystal, obviously having met up with her on the way to lunch.

Cyborg came in next and Speedy was right behind him.(A/N: im just gonna call him that now.)

Of course, Starfire being the wonderful person she is she calls him to sit over.

5 minutes later

Robin still hasn't come into lunch and the bell had already rung…so Starfire went to look for him encase he went into the other lunch room.

Starfire walked out of the lunch room and suddenly heard

"Oh Robbie-Poo! Why wont you go out with me!"

The person sounded very angry so Starfire decided to find the voice.

She turned the corner just as some girl was hugging Robin.

I was gonna go longer…cuz this is really short but I felt this was a good place to end…don't worry ill update within the next 3 day promise

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