Me: HEY EVERYONE I AM SOOOOO SORRY I'VE NOT UPDATED IN FOREVER BUT I HAVE A GOOD REASON! I've been trying to find a job, and today I got a call back, and I got hired as a telephone surveyor and I start next week. So I will close this fanfic with the long awaited chapter 7 of One Week.
Kyo: It's about freakin' time you did. How long were you going to keep us waiting?
Me: SORRY I'M SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME I BEG YOU! (acting like Ritsu) GOMEN NASI! I'M SORRY MY FANS! GOMEN NASI! I FEEL BAD FOR ANYONE WHO HAS THE SAME NAME AS ME (Which is Lauren) GOMEN NASI!
Kyo: In this chapter w will be seeing what Hatori does on his day off, when he has no one to take care of.
Me: I DON'T OWN FRUITS BASKET GOMEN NASI!
Saturday Hatori
Hatori sat in his office, looking over his paper work from the past 6 days. This week has kept Hatori busy, cause everyone in his family, can't behave for more them one day.
" I swear why do I put up with all of this?" said Hatori as he sat back in his chair, " First I had to put Kyo in a 2 hour rehab for taking drugs (catnip). Then I had to bail Shigure out of the dog pound, and give him a rabbi's shot. Tuesday Yuki had had a lot of rat scratches on him from his rat followers. I told him not to let the rats make him their ruler. Wednesday I had to give Akito a shot which was not the greatest thing to do in the world, and he wouldn't stop gripping about how I woke him up from his nice dream in Care-A lot. Like I care a lot, I made a funny. And once again or should I say twice again Yuki caused me some more problems. Thursday Ayame had a black eye from Yuki cause he told everyone that Yuki molded a dress for him. And Friday Haru came into my office crying like a baby. Yuki beat the living crap out of him after he confused his love for Yuki in a cheer. I swear he needs to get over Yuki. Yuki doesn't love him back. Well that was my crazy week." Said Hatori as he finished his audio diary. "I hate to see what will happen next week."
Me: Dun dun dun. WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT WEEK?
Kyo: Is there going to be a sequel?
Me: Maybe I don't know yet.
Yuki, Kyo, Shigure, Tohru, Hatori, Haru, Ayame, and akito look at me with fear in their eyes: O.O;;
Me: What!