Sockin' Seventeen
Chapter 1
PG-13 out of habit
"" someone talking
'' someone thinking or talking telepathically
scene change
pov (point of view)
() my comments
Summary: Serena's 17. What's Darien got planned? A trip BACK to Chad's cabin! What will happen? Battle of the sexes!
Author's note: I DON'T OWN SAILOR MOON! COME ON PEOPLE YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS BY NOW!
Another author's note: I'm going to try something a little different with my writing. Let me know if you like it or not. Hopefully it won't be that big of a difference.
"Give it back Meatball Head!" screamed Raye angrily. "I don't have your birthday gift!" She looked at the young blonde woman who stood tauntingly in front of her. She had her hands behind her back and was smiling ruefully at her. Stepping around the arcade tables, she inched her way towards the blonde woman who stood in front of the new "Sailor Moon" game. The blonde woman had long golden hair that was done up in two buns on either side of her head, with streamers running down. They resembled meatballs, explaining the name she was called earlier, Meatball Head. Truth be told, she wasn't called Meatball Head just because of her hairstyle. She was a dunce, idiot, bimbo, and blonde, well; at least to everyone on the outside that is, except of course the blonde part.
"Oh come on Pyro" the meatball headed girl laughed airily. "I know you got me my birthday gift already. You do remember I can read minds Raye, correct?" Bringing out her hands from behind her back, she revealed a tiny package wrapped in silver.
Wait…
That was the box Chad had given her as an early anniversary present, not Serena's birthday gift!
Her body began to angrily shake with pent up steam. Ever so gradually, the blonde haired girl began to peal off the outer wrapping…right in front of her. She felt her right eye twitch in agitation. This went to far…
"PREPARE TO DIE MEATBALL HEAD!" her voice blared as she jumped the plastic white table cover in front of her. Swinging her legs to her right side to avoid landing at an odd angle and spraining her ankle, her leg came in contact with two extra large salt and pepper shakers located in the center of the table sending specks of white and black all over the arcade.
Now, it wouldn't have been bad if it weren't for the fact that just as Raye swung over the table and hit the salt and pepper, another young blonde haired woman with a huge red bow in the back of her head decided it had gotten to hot in the large arcade and figured it would be best to turn the electric fans on high. Big mistake.
"MINA!" whined Serena, the blonde with meatball hair.
Turning her head to the one called Mina temporarily distracted Serena from her task of opening the small gift in front of her. Landing swiftly, Raye glared dangerously at the girl before her. Her eyes blazed with unleashed fire. Hesitantly, the girl in front of her turned her head back around and met with Raye's burning orbs.
"Umm, Raye, maybe we should talk about this," Serena stammered, her voice sopping with fear of what to come.
"It's a little late for that Meatball Head!"
"But Raye-"
"WHAT IN HELL'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE!" s
Everyone froze. They knew that voice and they knew they should never be around him when he was mad. Turning their heads slightly towards the man that yelled, they came face to face with one very angry arcade owner.
"Andrew! What a pleasant surprise!" Raye giggled nervously, her voice sugar-coated in fake happiness. "What are you doing here?"
"I work here," he replied flatly then sighed. "What did you do this time? Serena? Care to explain?"
She took a deep breath and began. "Well Andy, you see it's like this," Serena explained, her voice changed and took on a more dramatic tone. "Raye and I were arguing like normal, when all of a sudden, giant mutant ninja dust bunnies came hopping in and messed up the entire place. It was horrible! No one knew what to do!"
"And I suppose that's why the place is covered in salt and pepper?" Andrew asked, his emerald eyes sparkling with hidden amusement.
"Umm…yea?" Serena answered stupidly.
"Tell me then Sere," Andrew asked calmly, his muscled arms behind his back as he slowly began to circle Serena. "Just where are these giant mutant ninja dust bunnies?"
Raye laughed inwardly. It was just like Serena to be caught like this.
"Umm…. they were…picked up?" Serena asked uncertainly.
Wham
Wham
Wham
Looking over to where the girls were, Raye noticed Mina was hitting her head against the table.
"Picked up by what?" Andrew inquired. He stopped his circling right in front of Serena and bent down, glaring her straight in the eye.
"Umm…alien space ships?"
THUNK
Shooting her head over to right where the girls were, Raye saw Mina's head face down on the table. Well, at least she knew where the sound was coming from. Boy was she going to have a headache later.
Raye sighed silently to herself. 'Better get a bottle of Advil ready,' she noted mentally. She didn't want to spend the rest of the day with Mina with a headache. She had gone through it before and it was not a pretty site.
FLASHBACK
"My head hurts!" Mina whined as she slumped over, her hands dragging on the ground as she walked.
"Mina, calm down already! You've been complaining for the last three hours! Why don't you just go take some Advil or something!" Lita raged, her eyes cracking with unseen lightening.
"But it hurts!" she cried, straightening up for a brief moment, then stooping down to her previous position.
"But you should take some medicine!" Amy insisted. She had been trying for the past three hours to get Mina to take some medicine, but to no avail. Maybe she could have gotten her to if it weren't for the fact that she sat everyone down and gave them a half an hour lecture on the importance of the scientific discovery of medicine. Needless to say, it didn't help in anyway and only produced an even larger headache for Mina, and small ones for the rest of us.
"BUT IT HURTS!"
"Mina, calm down!" Raye screamed. She was getting annoyed. She felt her right eye start to twitch in agitation. It always did that in times like these.
"BUT IT-"
"WE KNOW MINA, IT HURTS!"
END FLASHBACK
Raye rubbed her temples at the recollection. By the way things were going; they were going to need a miracle right now to get out of here alive.
'Do you hear that?' she asked in her mind. 'A miracle! Kami-sama help me out here!'
DING
"Hey Andy, what's up?" came an all too familiar voice.
"Muffin!" Serena exclaimed in happiness, Andrew and the "giant mutant ninja dust bunnies" forgotten. Running over to where Darien was, she threw him into one of her Earth- umm- Moon shattering hugs.
Raye looked up towards the ceiling. 'Well, I did ask for a miracle.'
'Yeah,' her mind replied. 'But now you have to deal with the kissy-kissy couple.'
sigh
"Hey Sere," Darien replied smiling.
'Please don't start kissing!' Raye prayed.
'At least, not while Jedite isn't here to kiss you!' her mind retaliated
'SHUT UP!'
"What about us?" asked another voice coming from behind Darien and Serena.
"Yea, don't we get greeted by our lovely girlfriends too?" piped up another voice.
"Honey-bunny!" Mina cried, lifting her head off the table and running wildly towards the silver hair man standing behind Darien. "What are you doing here?"
"Honey-bunny?" Lita choked out in withheld laughter. Amy and Raye exchanged glances. Both were trying to contain their laughter as well. Needless to say, no one was doing a very good job at it.
"Hey Mina," Kunzite choked out as Mina through him into one of her crushing hugs. Poor guy.
"What about the rest of us?" came a voice that they girls knew all too well. Looking behind the hugging-or crushed- couples, was none other then the rest of the guys, Zoisite, Jedite, and Nephrite.
Getting up, Lita and Amy made their way towards their boyfriends. Raye however, stayed put.
'Oh looky! Now you can go kiss him and love him and make lo-'
'SHUT THE HELL UP!' Raye screamed at her mind.
"Hey Raye, are you alright?" Jedite asked. How did he get over here-?
"Umm…Raye? Hello? Mars to Raye?" Jedite asked waving a hand in front of her face.
Raye looked at him; her left eye began to twitch again. This was not turning out to be a very good day.
SMACK
Jedite fell over (anime style of course), a huge bump emerging from his head. Rule number one: never sneak up on Raye and wave a hand in front of her face. This rule only applies to all men and Serena.
"Oh looky! I haven't seen these birdies since Hawaii!"
Sweat drop
"So Darien, what are you guys doing here? I thought it was going to be a 'guys day out'" Serena asked, pulling slightly out of Darien's hug.
"Pack your bags girls!" Darien said, removing himself fully from Serena. "For Serena's Sockin' Seventeenth birthday, we're going back to Chad's Cabin!"
"WHAT!"
Okay! That does it for the first chapter! Please review and tell me what you think? I haven't incorporated that much humor yet, but it will get funnier! Please review! I'll love you all forever!
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Also, if you guys have any ideas on what you want in the story, feel free to tell me! There are going to be a few….games later on. (And seeing that Truth or Dare is so popular, I think that will be making another appearance). So if you have any ideas, please don't be afraid to share!
Also, since this is going to be a "revised" edition, I might change some things. Thanks very much who wanted my story back up, especially wildchild1334. Happy New Year everyone!
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