Snakes and Lions.

Summary: What the hell has happened? Ron and Ginny are both dating Slytherins! Where are Hermione and Harry? SOME HBP SPOILERS BUT EVENTS AT THE END NEVER HAPPENED. D/G, R/PP, H/Hr.

Disclaimer: I do not own anything you recognise although I wouldn't mind owning Draco, lol.

AN: It's the holidays and I'm bored, I thought I'd write a Hogwarts fanfic. Don't get me wrong I'm a strong R/Hr shipper, I just thought it would be a challenge for me to pair Ron with someone else and I thought it would be different if Ron and Ginny worked together for their revenge :) Also I hate the ship H/Hr but its the perfect excuse to make Harry into the horrible person I think he is :) Again sorry for the bad spelling / grammar, I still haven't got my spellcheck back. If anyone wants to beta for me send me an email.

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Chapter One.

Ginny was sat in a comfy sofa in front of the fire in the Gryffindor common room watching the flames jump. The crackling of the fire burning the logs was comforting, it took away the silence of the room. She took a look at her watch and saw that it was nearing 1am. She sighed loudly, Harry should have been back by now, he'd been gone hours. He had promised that he would be back early so he could spend time with her. Probably out, breaking rules again with Ron and Hermione.

She sat there, remembering when she first got together with Harry. It had been one of the best moments of her life, he was everything she had ever hoped for in a boyfriend and she had been wanting him for so long. Ever since that first time she saw him as he boarded the Hogwart's Express for the first time. The wonderful boy-who-lived, the chosen one, the saviour of the Wizarding world. Then when he saved her from the Chamber of Secrets back in her first year, she had known that he was the one for her. It had taken him 5 years to notice her, but he had been worth the wait.

Finally for the first time she had been able to have a proper boyfriend without her brother breathing down her neck, giving the boy who she happened to be dating at the time death threats. Sure he hadn't been pleased when Harry first kissed her in the crowded common room after that Quidditch match, but he had accepted it nearly straight away. At least he knew that Harry would treat her right as he was his best friend. It wasn't that he didn't like her previous boyfriends, it was that none of them were good enough for her but if the boy-who-lived himself wasn't good enough, no one was. He had to draw the line somewhere.

She was so lost in her own thoughts she didn't notice the sound of footsteps making their way down the stairs from the boys dormitory. There was a tapping on her shoulder and she turned round with a smile on her face thinking it was Harry.

"Oh, it's you." her face fell.

"Nice way to great your favourite brother, Gin." Ron was shaking his head in mock hurt.

"Who says you are my favourite brother?" she asked with an innocent smile on her face, as she punched his arm playfully.

"Oh come on, I know I am. Anyway what are you doing down here so late? Shouldn't you be in bed asleep?"

"Waiting for Harry to come back. I thought he was with you. Obviously not."

Ron climbed over the back of the sofa, sat down beside her and wrapped his arm around his sister. "Don't worry about it, you know what Harry's like and besides Hermione is with him. She'll stop him from getting himself hurt."

"Wait, Hermione's with him?" Ginny was confused.

"Yeh, what of it? Probably helping him with his homework." Ron shrugged.

"Harry's gone for a meeting with Dumbledore about those damn horcrux things. He said he had to go alone, that's why I couldn't go with him."

Ron's only reaction was another shrug as he kept hold of her. She soon fell asleep, exhausted from a full day of lessons. Harry better know what he's doing to Ginny and make it up to her, I know he's my best friend and all but if he does anything to hurt her I'll have to make him pay.

The portrait hole swung open banging the wall and causing Ginny to wake up. They could hear the sound of two people giggling. Ginny rolled her eyes, seriously some people. She soon stopped when she heard the words that escaped the two lovers mouths next.

"Oh Harry." she heard the girl giggle again.

"Hermione."

Both Ginny and Ron's jaws dropped, what the hell was going on here? There must be some mistake, there has to be plenty of Harry's and Hermione's around, but deep down they both knew that they were kidding themselves. They recognised their voices. The hurt was unbearable, and it made them feel numb inside. Tears were begining to form in Ginny's eyes and she knew it wouldn't be long before she burst into uncontrollable tears.

"I'll see you in the morning Harry." Hermione whispered as she planted a kiss on his cheek.

"Goodnight, love." he grabbed her and kissed her hungrily. Neither were aware that they weren't alone.

Ron waited until they were safely up in their seperate dormitories before speaking again. Ginny was expecting him to blow up and turn that shade of red / purple everytime he was extremely pissed off but all he did was say, "Well, that was a surprise." He was in shock, he loved Hermione and he thought she felt the same way but obviously not. Harry was his best friend and his sisters boyfriend, why would he do something like this? He felt so betrayed.

He turned to Ginny, who had a sparkle in her eye, one the same she got whenever she was planning something. Her tears had dried, leaving swollen red rings around her eyes. He was slightly worried, she was in no fit state to think about anything.

"I've got a plan."

"A plan?" Ron was dreading the explanation.

"For revenge, no one messes with a Weasley and gets away with it." She had a look of determination in her eyes and Ron knew not to argue with her.

"So what's your plan then?"

They spent the next hour planning their revenge and then went back to their beds at 3am to try and get some sleep before putting their plan into motion.

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AN: Next chapter will be longer, this was just setting the scene. Please if you read, review, even if it's just to say you've read it. I don't know whether I should continue or not, I like the idea but I'd also like to know what you all think and if anyone knows how to get that continuous line across the page please tell me, lol. I will love you forever. xxx