Miroku got them all a room by telling the owner that he would exterminate the demon in the household. Which of course wasn't going to happen, because there was no demon to begin with.
"Sir, I will gladly get rid of the demon for a place to stay." Mimicked Inuyasha. "Geez, man…how full of shit are you?"
Miroku rolled his eyes and turned to Kagome and Sango, "Are you sure this is good enough for you because I will gladly look for better accommodations." He said as he rubbed their butts.
Sango and Kagome exchanged a quick glance at one another before they both said in sweet voices tinged with sarcasm "No Miroku, you have done so much." And they slapped him, but Miroku just nodded astwo red hand marks appeared on each of his cheeks and then he went outside for fresh air.
"Were you serious about the fact that Miroku got us this…hole to stay in?" Asked Inuyasha.
"Well, it's better then where you would have liked us to stay. Where was it again? Oh ya, in a swampy road-side ditch!" Huffed Kagome.
"Oh grow up! It wasn't that swampy!"
"Okay, enough is enough! Until you two learn to get along I'm out of here." Said Sango as she walked out the door.
"I agree." Said Shippo meekly as he headed towards the door.
Inuyasha looked at Kagome darkly, "See! See what you've done!"
"Me?" she cried. "Me! It was all you, and your cockiness!"
"Cockiness?"
"Ya!"
"Is that a word? Or did you just make it up, like you always do!"
"I do not make up words! It means you think your all that and all credit should go to you!" Choked out Kagome as she looked at the ground. After a few moments she started to sob, "I-I do not m-m-make up words, do I?"
"Finally, the yelling has stopped." Said Sango. "I never thought it would stop."
"Me neither." Replied Shippo.
"Hey, what's going on?" asked Miroku as he wandered up to where the two were standing. "Why aren't you inside? You look tired Sango, would you like me to rub your shoulders?"
"Oh they're yelling at each other." Replied Sango. She ignored the rest of the comment. It's how Miroku talks, and I'm used to it. "Who's your cheek? It looks better." She said instead.
Miroku reached up and touched his cheek, "I've been slapped before." He said while trying to rub Sango's butt again but she swatted his hand away.
"Aww Miroku, is that all you think about? Your pants and girls?" Sighed Shippo.
Sango doubled up in laughter and Miroku looked like he had just been struck. I never heard Shippo speaks so openly. And to have the comment hit the bulls-eye is amazing. Thought Sango. "Oh, Shippo that's just so right." laughed Sango.
Back in the room, Inuyasha was trying his best to get on Kagome's good side, without much success.
"Kagome? Are you OK?" asked Inuyasha through the doorway. I didn't mean to make her cry. On the other side of the door all he could hear was sobbing.
"Go away Inuyasha." Came Kagome's muffled reply.
Oh damn, now I feel like shit I should never have made her cry. "I can't until your OK and you'll talk to me."
Kagome opened the door a crack. "I said go away Inuyasha. You obviously don't care that much about how you make me feel, so go find someone you do care about!" She said as she slammed the door.
Oh, the hell I don't care. That's only why I'm standing out side a locked door. Well screw that! "Kagome, get away from the door I'm coming in!" and with a swing of his fist he bashed in the door and stood in the frame. Kagome had listened and was standing at the other end of the room.
No one could believe Shippo had spoken so frankly. Up until now he had been so quiet, but his true colours were finally starting to show through. "Shippo I have never heard you talk like that." Said Miroku calmly. "Anyways, it's not my fault…it's a disease."
"Oh my God! Stop it Miroku! You're killing me!" Cried Sango with tears of laughter in her eyes. "A disease!"
Shippo giggled, "A disease? I never heard of a girl chasing-thinking of my pants disease." Which caused Sango to fall on the ground and squeal with laughter.
Miroku rolled his eyes, "So childish." he muttered. "Whenever you two calm yourselves come into the room, it looks like rain." He said as he looked up at the sky and walked slowly back to the room.
Inside the hut Inuyasha had smashed his way through the bathroom door. "Hey! Do you mind?" Yelled Kagome. She was holding up a towel against herself and looked as though she had threw-up on her shirt.
"Sorry." Said Inuyasha after a second of just standing there and staring with a deep red blush creeping onto his cheeks.
"Well, can you turn around so I can fix this towel in place? As it is your fault that I don't have a shirt."
"Ya sure." He said as he started to turn around. "Wait no. How is it my fault? And who the bloody hell said I didn't care? For your information I DO care!"
Kagome smiled, she completely ignored most of the comment and went straight to the end. "Well that's good because it wouldn't be too great knowing I care so much and you don't care at all."
"Inuyasha. Kagome. Where are you two?" yelled Miroku from the other room.
"Well, now we can't hear them and we left because they wouldn't shut up. How ironic." Said Sango.
"In here!" yelled Shippo from beside the bathroom. He was looking around while Sango and Miroku stood there.
Inside the open bathroom door they could hear talking. "Well, I guess Inuyasha's temper got the best of him." Miroku said as they walked to the bathroom and stepped over the broken door.
"But really Inuyasha when you care you shouldn't say such hurtful things." Kagome was saying.
In the bathroom they saw Inuyasha standing in front of Kagome who wasn't wearing a shirt.
"Eww Inuyasha! Your as diseased as Miroku!" Sango said and her and Shippo started laughing again.
Miroku rolled his eyes. "Never mind them." He said.
"Oh screw you all!" yelled Inuyasha as he stormed out of the room.
"Please can I have some privacy?" Asked Kagome.
"Yes" Replied all three, but only Sango and Shippo started to move. "Come on Miroku!" called Sango from the other side of the door. After a second of gawking, Miroku finally left.
I can't believe I made her cry. She threw up because of me. She had no shirt and I just stood there and stared. She looked so nice and so soft. Damnit, I am as bad as Miroku. But unlike him I only want…one…ya one girl. Oh hell, I'm so confused. And with these thoughts Inuyasha walked into the setting sun.
