A/N: Hey! I am soooooooooooooo sorrry! It's been a whole month and about one day! (cries) Alex, Scott, I started school on the 22nd and that's been our number one priority at the moment, but never fear! We will keep doing this. So too much fun to stop anyway. But here you are the 2nd chapter! YAY!…I bet you are all thinking 'finally!' hehehehehehe sorry again
Me: Hello! (runs toward near the edge of the stage and jumps up and lands on a star) We've finally got a gold star! (points excitedly to the floor) now, I know where to stand when I get up here! (dances in circles) YAY! Anyway, welcome back to Harry Potter Idol! It's been awhile because school is literally killing Alex, Scott, and me! (waves to Alex and Scott, but they don't notice because they seem to be arguing) It looks like our judges are arguing at the moment. (they start to beat each other) No, I lied. They are literally fighting…
Scott: Shut up! DON'T BE JEALOUS BECAUSE I AM GOING FIRST TODAY!
Alex: SCOTT YOU ARE SO ANNOYING! IF I HAD A QUACKING NICKEL FOR EVERY TIME YOU SAY SOMETHING THAT ANNOYING ME, I'D BE QUACKING RICH!
Scott: SHUT UP YOU WANNA-BE DUCKIE! OH AND I STOLE ALL OF YOUR SUGAR COOKIES AND ATE THEM THIS MORNING BACK STAGE! SO HA HA HA!
Alex: (hits Scott over the head) YOU STUPID NINCONPOOP! I ALREADY ATE THOSE LAST NIGHT SO NYAH! (sticks out tongue) YOU ARE SO DUMB EVEN MONKEYS BEHAVE BETTER THAN YOU!
Scott: SHUT UP! JUST FOR THAT, I AM GOING TO MAKE A PAPER ORIGAMI MONKEY AND PROVE THAT I AM BETTER THAN IT! (runs to find paper quickly)
Alex: (Has all the paper hiding in my backpack under the judges table) MWAHAHAHAH! (throws backpack out the window) NOW WE HAVE NO MORE PAPER FOR THIS NINCOMPOOP!
Me: (clears throat) Um…Alex, Scott? We have a show to do…and you keeping it from showing…(runs offstage and sits down in the middle of the judges' table) STOP FIGHTING AND SIT DOWN! YOU TWO CAN CONTINUE THIS AFTER TONIGHT'S SHOW! (smiles sweetly) Please?
Pansy: (is a little scared of coming on because Kiwi just had the devil side and angel side came out in the same minute. Is wearing close to nothing and way too much make-up) H-Hello, I'm Pansy Parkinson and I'll be singing "I'm a Slave 4 U" by Britney Spears.
Judges: (Kiwi looks like she is about to puke. Scott tried to find sleeping pills, but just sucks on some fruit drops instead. Alex reaches for earplugs from under the table and puts them in her ears and begins humming the time warp, and music starts to play)
Pansy: I know I may me young, but I've got feelings to. And I need to do what I feel like doing. So let me go and just listen. All you people look at me like I'm a little girl. Well, did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world? Always saying, little girl don't step into the club. Well, I'm just trying to find out why cause dancing's what I love. Get it, get it (WHOOOA) Get it, get it (WHOOOOOA)(Do you like it?) Get it, get it (OOOHHH). I know I may come off quiet. I may come off shy. But I feel like talking, feel like dancing when I see this guy. What's practical is logical. What the hell, who cares? All I know is I'm happy when you're dancing there. I'm a slave for you. I cannot hold it; I cannot control it. I'm a slave for you. I won't deny it; I'm not trying to hide it, (music dies)
Me: (is backstage puking)
Scott: (stares with shock) ...uh...(cough)slut(cough) It was very...interesting. Aren't you cold in that outfit?(glares back at Alex)
Alex: BRITNEY SPEARS? WTF! THAT PROSTITUTE? OH HELL NO! (starts walking over to the stage with a rake in hand, when all of a sudden Scott holds me back) DAMMIT SCOTT LET ME GO! Fine! (goes and sits back down grumbling about stupid strip pop singers)
Me: (comes back, a little green in the face…then turns red with anger and embarrassment that something like that came onto the stage) God! That was horrid! Get off my stage you skankie slut!
George: (walks onstage) Hi! I'm Fred Wealsey—
Me: Woah! Wait! (looks down on a piece of paper) Fred, I have you down after George.
George: (starts to laugh) HAHAHAHAHA! I tricked you! I'm really George Weasley.
Me: (smiles and laughs) Okie, reintroduce yourself then.
George: (smiles) I'm George Weasley and I will be singing "Beverly Hills" by Weezer.
Judges: (nods and music plays)
George: Where I come from isn't all that great. My automobile is a piece of crap, my fashion sense is a little whack, and my friends are just as screwy as me. I didn't go to boarding schools. Preppy girls never looked at me. Why should they? I ain't nobody, got nothing in my pocket. Beverly Hills—that's where I want to be! (Gimme Gimme) Living in Beverly Hills…Beverly Hills—rolling like a celebrity! (Gimme Gimme) Living in Beverly Hills. (music dies) (bows low)
Fans: WE LOVE YOU GEORGE! MARRY US! (screams and claps)
George: (winks and smiles)
Scott: (gags under table and reemerges) Wow...uh...just wow. That was alright but I would have picked a song that would show my voice range.(picks up paper and starts folding origami)
Alex: (steals origami from Scott and hides it) YAY! I'VE GOT AN ORIGAMI! WHOOOHOOO! Oh, and George, …uh… whoever you think you are, you were pretty good, now leave me to my origami. (takes origami out of hiding place)
Me: (blinks at Alex and Scott and shakes head) You were awesome! Your singing could be a little better and you can always practice a bit too (nods and smiles)
Fred: (gives George a high-five as they pass each other) I am Fred Wealsey, no relation to Ron Weasley. (audience laughs)
Ron: (decided to stay and watch Fred and George) HEY!
Fred: I kid I kid (laughs) I'll be singing "Don't Cha" by Pussycat Dolls
Judges: (nods and music starts to play)
Scott: Oh gods!
Fred: Baby. Ladies. Fellas. Are you ready? Let's dance! Baby (ooh). I know you like me (I know you like me). I know you do (I know you do). That's why, whenever I come around, she's all over you (she's all over you). I know you want it (I know you want it). It's easy to see (it's easy to see). And in the back of your mind, I know you should me f---ing me (babe). Don't cha wish your girlfriend was hott like me? Don't cha wish you girlfriend was a freak like me? Don't cha, don't cha. Don't cha wish you girlfriend was raw like me? Don't cha wish your girlfriend was fun like me? Don't cha, don't cha. (music dies)
Me: (leans against Scott, laughing) That…was…so…funny!
Scott: (slowly moves hand towards Kiwi and then pushes her off quickly) GET OFF ME WENCH! That was very good. I liked it. (Finishes origami) Look...a monkey!
Me: Ow! Hey! Mean! And that's an ugly monkey, by the way!
Alex: WHAT! WHERE? (looks around the auditorium) DAMN YOU SCOTT! (glares at Scott laughing, then looks back at the stage) Yeah, that was pretty good, just work a little on your singing.
Percy: (doesn't even look at Fred as he passes) Hello, I am Percy Wealsey and I will be singing "Right Here" by Staind.
Judges: (nods and music starts to play)
Percy: I know I've been mistaken, but just give me a break and se the changes that I've made. I've got some imperfections, but how can you collect them all and throw them in my face? But you always find the words to say to keep me right here waiting. And if you choose to walk away, I'd still be right here waiting, searching for things to say to keep you right here waiting. I hope you're not intending to be so condescending, it's as much as I can take and you're so independent. You just refuse to bend so I keep bending til I break. (music dies)
Me: Ooh! I love that song! But that doesn't mean anything. You didn't sing all that well, but I like the choice of song though.
Scott: That was horrible. You are too uptight to even be here. I wish I could vote right now but I can not.
Alex: (ahem) that was extremely horrible. Maybe I should just jump on the bandwagon now! (looks over to Scott holding a jar of peanut butter and a spoon.) NO YOU CAN'T HAVE ANY! NYAH!
Lucius: (strides onto the stage and looks around with a glare because the audience and judges are muggles or muggle-born) I'm Lucius Malfoy and I'll be singing "Baby Got Back" my Sir Mix-A-Lot.
Judges: (Kiwi glares because she's a muggle-born and music plays)
Lucius: I like big butts and I cannot lie. You otha brothas can't deny that when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist and a round thing in your face, you get sprung. Wanna pull up front cuz you notice that butt was stuffed deep in the jeans she's wearing. I'm hooked and I can't stop staring. Oh baby I wanna get with ya and take your picture. My homeboys tired to warn me, but with that butt you got me horny. Oooh, rub all of that smooth skin. You say you wanna get in my Benz. Well, use me, use me cuz you ain't that average groupy. (music dies)
Draco: (shrinks down in the chair in the audience) Oh man, how horrible. What was he thinking! (mutters)
Me: Oh my God! (laughing hysterically) I take back what I said earlier. This is the funniest thing ever! Wait…I didn't say that earlier…oh well…
Scott: (staring with shock) What...the...f$#!(runs up onto the stage and slaps Lucius and takes back seat from paper monkey) evil paper monkey!(grabs a lighter and burns it) hehe...burn baby, burn!
Me: (hurriedly puts up an invisible shield in front of the audience and judges…just in case Lucius decides to kill us all) Idiot! Don't do that! (glares at Scott)
Alex: WHERE THE HECK DID DRACO COME FROM? I thought he was supposed to be thrown out! (grabs a stuffed fish) STUPID DRACO! (throws fish at him then looks over to Lucius looking disgusted) YOU ARE SUCH AN ASS! GET OFF MY STAGE YOU MUGGLE WANNABE! YOU STUNK!
Me: (gets onstage after Lucius gets off and stands on the gold star) WOW! What comical acts we had tonight, agreed? (laughs and glares at Scott and Alex…they are arguing…again) They really are friends, by the way…that's just showing they care for each other…I think...(walks slowly offstage and stands in front of the table. They are still arguing) Hey. (slaps hands down on the table.) …I feel like yelling at the moment…HEY! THE DAMN SHOW ISN'T OVER YET! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TWO TO WAIT! (Percy, Pansy, George, Fred, Lucius, Harry, and Hermione emerge from backstage to observe)
Scott: SHUT UP YOU STUDIP BITCHY DYKE!Me: YOU SHUT UP! (hits you on the arm hard)
Alex: (quacks to 711 to get Dr. Pepper for extra hyperness)
Scott: DUCKIE! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!
Alex: NO!Me: SHUT UP SCOTT! THIS IS ME AND YOU NOW!
Scott: (ruffles Kiwi's hair so its poofy and then runs after Alex with a giant rubber banana, then falls down on the ground, not breathing) Oh…crap…
Alex: (comes back quacking witch a large Dr. Pepper and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups)
Me: (leaves Scott and gets back onstage) Sorry about that…(hair is a big puffball)Well, that was fun…okie, let's see who's going onto the next round, shall we? (gets offstage and sits down at the judge's table cautiously and looks from Alex to Scott occasionally) Pansy Parkinson
Pansy: (walks onto stage…like a whore)
Me: I have two things to say. PUT SOME DAMN CLOTHES ON! AND THAT WAS FLIPPIN' HORRIBLE!
Scott: NO! JUST NO!
Alex: GET THE F OFF THE STAGE YOU WHORE! GODS THAT'S DISGUSTING! NO GET OUT OF THIS COUNTRY! NOW! GO TO LAS VEGAS TO DRESS LIKE THAT!
Me: Sorry, Pansy, you did not impress any of the insane judges, so I can't let you move on…Please exit stage left. (mutters) …Thank God…I don't want someone like her on this show…
Pansy: (runs of the stage crying and muttering) I was the best one here!
Me: George Weasley
George: (walks proudly onstage)
Scott: It was good. I would like to see more from you...and a little less clothing! (winks) YES!
Alex: (looks over at Scott shaking head) SCOTT YOU DUMMY! You were good, so that's a yes!
Me: I loved your singing, could be better though. Work on that a little, and I say yes!
Me: Congrats Fr-I mean George! You move onto the next round! Please step off the stage to your right.
Me: Fred Weasley
Fred: (walks onstage with a goofy grin)
Me: That was very funny. I think comedy is good, other than that, you sung great too! I say yes, Scott?
Scott: (says with a big smile)...NO...just kidding...I say YESAlex: no, wait yes, wait no, wait yes, wait no…fine! YES! GODS YOU ARE TOO ANNOYING…(glares at nothing in particular)
Me: Congratulations Fred! You move onto the next round. Please move to your right.
Me: Percy Weasley
Percy: (walks onstage like a stiff businessman)
Me: I like the song, but that doesn't mean anything. Basically, you sucked. I don't even know why you came here. I say no, Scott?
Scott: NO! YOU ARE PATHETIC. YOU ACT LIKE YOU HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS!
Alex: YOU ARE AN EMBARASSMENT TO ALL DONKEY"S ALIKE! NO! DEFINITELY NO!
Me: Sorry Percy, you failed. Please exit stage left…now!
Me: Lucius Malfoy
Lucius: (walks onstage, glaring at everyone)
Scott: Sorry, but my meds ran out...oh oops, wrong show...I think my paper monkey was better than you. No.
Alex: YOU ARE AT THE WRONG PLACE! GO BACK TO YOUR DAYS RING AROUND THE ROSEY DAYS YOU BUTTHOLE! MY ANSWERS A HELL NO!
Me: Hell nah! I will not have a blood purity freak on this show! Get off my damn stage before I decide to do something horrible!
Me: NO YOU DON'T GO ON! GET OFF STAGE LEFT NOW!
Me: (gets onstage and stands proudly on my gold star.) Fred and George Weasley, get over here and stand next to me. (Fred and George come out and stands on either side of me) Congratulations you two! Ladies and Gentlemen, these two wonderful singers are moving onto the first round of the finals in about a week and a half or so! Please give a round of applause (auditorium is filled with claps, screams, whistles, etc.) Until that time, this is Harry Potter Idol, over and out! (gets offstage)
Alex: (chases after Scott with a rake in hand, running around the stage giggling evilly) OH SCOTT! (says in a sing-song voice)
Me: (sighs and follows them so they don't kill each other)
A/N: WOW! What a violent 2nd chapter huh? Lots of yelling. I wonder what will happen in the next chapter o.0 oh no! Voldemort is here! Who invited him! Well, this will be interesting….o.0
Characters that will perform in the 3rd chapter:
Snape
Lupin
McGonagall
Dumbledore
Voldemort
Well, I just like to thank my reviewers, so here goes:
Star-n-moon91- Don't worry. I was actually thinking about this story before I read the 6th book, so Dumbledore will be here. Hehehehehe
Ghostwriter626- Glad I can make you laugh. Hehehehehehehe
Zarroc- yeah, Alex thought up Draco's song, I thought Ron's because I think he had this big ego or something. Hahahhahahaha
Cammie Jensen- no, I didn't know about Pop Idol, sorry. I'm an American through and through. Like I said to Zarroc, Draco's song was Alex's idea. Hehehahah
Joe M Amma- yeah, very funny Scott. AHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
LittleMissWerewolf- Yay! I updated and already started on chapter three! Hehehehe
Noxon1- I am happy you like it. Thanks
Servicelight- yes, I love Alex and Scott. Without them, this story would be nothing. Same with the random fans. Hahahahhahehehehehe
Harry Potter Ninja- Yeah, sorry for the wait, we had started school a couple days after I had started this chapter…schools a bum….-.-;;