Disclaimer: I do not own Fire Emblem. If I did, you'd never would have heard about it.
Ch. 2 RUN!Karel stood behind Guy, his Wo Dao was out, and he was grinning like a bloodthirsty madman. It was wiped out when Guy turned to glare at him. His eyes were red and dark from lack of sleep. His hair was in wild disarray. He definitely looked like a lunatic more than Karel ever could.
"What do you want?" Guy's voice sounded like a vengeful god who caught a blasphemer.
"I, um, I'm, eh, here to, eheh…kill you," Karel stammered.
"INFIDEL! You think mere swords can kill a Game master?" Guy boomed. Karel immediately did a Critical Hit (he also is an impatient fighter) but Guy dodged.
"Impossible! No one dodges Critical Hits," Karel gasped.
"When you play a lot of adventure games, you learn the slightest moves to avoid attacks from the boss," Guy said sagely.
"This is not an adventure game! This is a strategy game with a turn-base fighting system," Karel ranted.
"Rules don't matter with a Gameshark," again with the sagely advice.
"That's it! I'm taking you down, pup!" Karel roared. He came charging at Guy, but Guy dodged and smacked Karel's behind with the broad side of the sword.
"Insolent pup!" Karel snarled. Blind with rage, Karel managed to hit Guy. "You did NOT just hit the GAMEMASTER!" Guy howled. He activated his hyper mode (From Burning Gundam of G-Gundam, not the Saiyans from Dragon Ball) and was now the Golden Guy. As the name suggested, Guy was now completely gold. "Impossible! How could you learn the ultimate, secret technique of Sacae?" Karel gasped. "Feel my wrath!" Guy roared, the golden light brightening to such piercing heights. "L-light. But, but why?" Karel stammered (like Ansem from Kingdom Hearts). He was KO'd. Behind a tree, Lyn saw what had happened.
After getting a crash course on sneaking past enemies from Matthew, Lyn went back to where Guy was playing on the Tactician's black cube. As he was last time, Karel was still on the floor, KO'd. Applying all that she learned from Matthew, which isn't much since she was lectured for 30 minutes, Lyn stealthily reached Karel. She was about to drag him away when a Killing Edge plunged into the ground near her face. "What are you doing to my prey?" Guy asked cheerfully. "Getting Karel away from your madness," Lyn replied, "This isn't like you, Guy. Whatever happened to the man who viewed honor above all things? Come back to us, Guy; come back to your friends." "'Friends'? I don't need friends. Friendship is for people who are weak," Guy said. "Oh yeah? Well, your imagined power is your weakness, Guy," Lyn shouted. "And your faith in your friends is yours!" Guy snapped back. "That's what you think, but it is because of my friendship with Mech that he gave me this!" Lyn whipped out an Earth Seal. With a crackling of electricity, Lyn was a now a Blade Lord. "You think that a level 1 Blade Lord can defeat a level 10 Swordmaster?" Guy laughed. "I can use this," Lyn brought out an Iron Bow. When she couldn't use it, she realized that she was standing to close to Guy. Uttering a few un-lady like words, Lyn knew that this mistake would be her last. "Die, worm!" Lyn closed her eyes and waited for her end to come.
Walking back into camp, Mech was grumbling about how Karel, who was "supposed" to be the greatest loony of the group, managed to botch a simple mission as stopping Guy. "I asked him not to kill Guy; just knock him unconscious. The only he had to worry about was holding back, but no, he had to go and get knocked out himself. He's not as great as everybody says he is," Mech ranted. Not paying attention to where he was going, Mech crashed into Florina, the youngest of the three Pegasus Knights sisters. "Blast! Watch where you're going," Mech snarled, before realizing it was Florina. Florina just stared at Mech with big, teary eyes, before she started bawling. "WAAAH! HE'S SCARING ME!" Florina screamed. "Ah, blast," Mech knew what was coming. Lyn would come running toward Florina and calm her down while butchering Mech, and forcing them to start their plans all over again. He did not expect a shadow to appear below him, or the wind rising in a gust. 'Oh no,' Mech thought. He didn't know whether being caught by Florina's older sister was worse or better then being caught by Lyn, but he didn't want to find out. "See ya!" Mech bolted, which was a fruitless effort since Fiora was on a Pegasus. "No you don't!" Fiora yelled. She thrust out her spear and pinned Mech by his robe. "F-Fiora! Nice weather we're having, huh?" Mech stammered. Above him, the sky darkened and began to rain. 'Great even the weather's against me," Mech thought. "Mech, what did I tell you about scaring Florina?" Fiora threatened. "That you'd skewer me, then my corpse into an enemy's camp where I'll be skewered even further," Mech squeaked as Fiora brought out a Killer Lance. Just before Fiora could keep her threat, Hector burst out with worried look on his face, "Has anyone seen Lyn? She's been missing for a while. Snatch, we were planning on going out to dinner at one of those shady bars." Hearing that Hector was going on a date with Lyn, Fiora shifted her target from Mech to Hector. "Hector, weren't you supposed to be going out with Florina later today?" Fiora asked. Her eyes burned with indignation that Hector would be cheating on her little sister. "Oh, blast! I said my plans in front of Fiora," Hector bolted, and Fiora quickly overtook him. Forgotten in the moment of screams and violence, Mech quickly dusted himself off and looked apologizing toward Hector's direction. "Thank you, Hector, my friend, I'll be sure to do a speech of all your courageous deeds at your grave," Mech promised solemnly.
AN: Along with the fact that I don't own Fire Emblem, there are a lot of scenes in this story that I don't own and are not Fire Emblem. If you recognized the scenes, chances are, I don't own them, so don't sue me. If you like to see me continue my story (I'll update regularly this time, I promise) please read and review and please no flames. Thank you.