A/N: Yes, I am soooooo sorry guys...well…actually this isn't my fault! I can't believe the nerve! I do hope I still have readers left to read this… I don't think I would be able to go on if no one reviews! I don't want that because I love this story…so…how about we have me shut up so you can read the chapter huh? Sounds great. (smiles like an anime character)
Me: (gets onstage and stand on the gold star) Well, we had an interesting round last time didn't we? (laughs) Let's hope that doesn't happen this time…Guess what? This is the last round of the semi-finals! Next round is the 1st round of the Finals! YAY! Well, I forgot to say 'Welcome back to Harry Potter Idol!' so, Welcome back to another round of Harry Potter Idol! (giggles) So, let's get it started! (jumps offstage and sits down in between Alex and Scott)
Snape: (strides onto the stage, robe billowing out behind him) Severus Snape and I'll be singing "Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears.
Me: (whispers to Alex and Scott) What is up with all the Britney Spears songs? (shuts up as the music starts to play)
Snape: Oh baby, baby. How was I supposed to know that something wasn't right here? Oh baby, baby. I shouldn't have to let you go and now you're out of sight, yeah. Show me how you want to be. Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because. My loneliness is killing me. I must confess I still believe when I'm not with you. I lose my mind. Give me a sign. Hit me baby one more time. Oh baby, baby. The reason I breathe is you, boy you got me blinded. Oh pretty baby, there's nothing that I wouldn't do. It's not the way I planned it. Show me how you want it to be. Tell me baby 'cause I need to know now, oh because. (music fades away slowly)
Me: (can't breathe because of laughter and then takes a forced deep breath) Just get…off…my stage…you freak!
Alex: (falls on the floor rolling with laughter and quacks) that (quack) was so (quack quack) FUNNY! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA! But...awe heck! A guy singing that song must be crazy in the head! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!
Scott: grabs throwing stars and starts to hurl them at Snape) HA HA HA! Hey Hooked Nose, dodge these! Get of Kiwi's stage!
Lupin: (walks onstage as a human since it's in the middle of the afternoon) Hello, I'm Remus Lupin and I'll be singing "Scars" by Papa Roach.
Judges: (nods and music starts to play)
Lupin: I tear my heart open, I sew myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much and my scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my heart open just to fail. Drunk and I'm feeling down and I just wanna be alone. I'm pissed cause you came around. Why don't you just go home? Cause you channel all your pain and I can't help you fix yourself. You're making me insane. All I can say is: I tear my heart open, I saw myself shut. My weakness is that I care too much and my scars remind me that the past is real. I tear my heart open just to fail. (music dies)
Me: (nods head) I didn't think you sung al too well. You could have been better.
Alex: Neh...(throws a tomato at Scott) (looks up) oh, huh? (looks up at the person on the stage) I'm sorry, did you already sing? I thought someone was killing a poor cat.
Scott: finds some pineapple and pink stuff) What? Oh I'm not going to throw THIS at Kiwi and Alex...yet! It was good, wolf boy. But you need to have a cough drop for that throat.(Throws cough drop at Lupin) SUCK IT!
McGonagall: (walks briskly onstage, hair is pulled back into a tight bun, as always) Hello, I'm Minerva McGonagall and I'll be singing "Why Can't I" by Liz Phair.
Judges: (nods and music starts to play)
McGonagall: Get a load of me, get a load of you. Walkin' down the street and I hardly know you. It's just like we were meant to be. Holding hands with you when we're out at night. Got a girlfriend, you say it isn't right and I've got someone waiting too. What if this is just the beginning? We're already wet, and we're gonna go swimming. Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you? It's inevitable, it's a fact that we're gonna get down to it. So tell me. Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you? (music dies)
Alex: Why do I have to talk first? (looks at Kiwi-san giggling, then at Scott) And YOU TWO! STOP LAUGHING! GRRRR! (looks at McGonagall) uh yeah, you were good, but I think you need a little bit of a wardrobe change, but besides that, you're pretty good. (smiles while crossing fingers behind back)
Me: I agree with Alex. You did sing very well.
Scott: Eh. Old saggy tits, that sucked. I think my dead mother can sing better than you...well she isn't dead...just looks dead. (throws pineapples at Kiwi and pink stuff at Alex) I have no idea what this pink stuff is!
Dumbledore: (walks onstage, eyes twinkling) Hello Miss Kiwi, Miss Alex, and Mr. Scott, I'm Albus Dumbledore and I'll be singing "Since You've Been Gone" by Kelly Clarkson.
Judges: (nods and music plays)
Dumbledore: Here's the thing, we started out friends. It was cool, but it was all pretend. Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone. Your dedicated, you took the time, wasn't long till I called you mine. Yeah, yeah, since you've been gone. And all you ever hear me say is how I picture me with you. That's all you ever hear me say. But since you've been gone, I can breathe for the first time. I'm so moving on. Yeah, yeah. Thanks to you, now I get what I want. Since you've been gone. (music dies)
Me: (nods) Very good. You sung very well. (smiles at the Headmaster) I bet you will go on. (nods again)
Alex: Don't call me "miss Alex" makes me feel old, and ...well I probably shouldn't go on...(looks at Scott snickering) You know, I'm sure Scott would like to say some lovely things about your singing that I could never put into words.
Scott: (glaring daggers at Alex) Why are you not dead? Well I liked it. It was angelic. NEXT! We have MOLDY VOLDY! a.k.a. Voldemort/He-who-Must-Not-Be-Named/You-Know-Who!
Me: (grabs a walky-talky) Don't let Voldemort come onstage yet…we need to get something-someone rather…(let's go of the button)
Some guy from backstage: Alrighty KiwiMe: Thanks Shawn (puts down walky-talky down and whispers to Alex Scott) Hey…let's get Harry out here before Voldemort comes onstage. You know how he feels about muggle-borns and muggles. (gets onstage) Hi, before we let our final contestant onstage, we need to go find someone…so just talk amongst yourselves, go to the bathroom, or whatever and we'll be right back (gets offstage (and goes through a door labeled "Backstage") Um…excuse me, Liz, where's Harry Potter?
Liz: Why do you need him?
Me: You-Know-Who is on next…who invited him and why. I have no clue, but we need Harry to protect us…in case one of us (shots a glare at Scott) does or says something stupid and upset him.
Liz: Oh! I believe he's the boys' dressing room…but that was an hour ago…he might not be in there anymore…
Me: Okie, thanks (runs off to the boys dressing room, then stops at the door) Alex and I can't go in there and Scott might molest them al or something…(laughs and knocks on the door)
Fred and George: COME IN!Me: (opens the door and walks in) Is Harry here?
Fred: (shakes head) No, he left ten minutes ago.
Me: Damn…do you know where he went?
George: To go get food.
Me: Okie, thanks (runs out of the dressing room) TO THE LOBBY! (points heroically to the ceiling and runs to the lobby)
Harry: (munching happily on nachos)
Me: (grabs Harry away from his nachos and runs back onto the stage, forgetting about Alex and Scott)
Harry: (lost and confused)
Me: Okie, we're (looks around) Well, I'm back with the person I've been searching for…Harry Potter! (claps)
Harry: (still a little confused)
Me: Our next contestant is You-Know-Who, and we-Alex, Scott, and me- are a little opened-minded…them more than I am. (smiles weakly) So, Harry and the rest of the wizards and witches in here we need to put up a protective shield. Many of them. (shouts of the protective charm is heard and a lot of shields are put up around the judges and audience) Harry, you get to stay with us at the table. (gets offstage and sits down at the judges table)
Harry: (conjures a seat at the end of the table)
Me: (picks up the walky-talky) Okie Shawn, you can let him onstage now.
Shawn: Alrighty-o Kiwi
Voldemort: (glides onto the stage, looking disgusted and glaring at everyone and opens arms out wide like a big hug) I am Lord Voldemort, greatest Dark wizard ever! (laughs evilly) I will be singing "Headstrong" by Trapt.
Harry: (glares daggers)
Judges: (nods and music plays)
Voldemort: Circling your head, contemplating everything you ever said. Now I see the truth, I got doubt, a different motive in your eyes and now I'm out. See you later. I see your fantasy, you want to make it a reality paved in gold. See inside, inside of our heads (yeah). Well, now that's over. I see your motives inside, decisions to hide. Back off, we'll take you on (a bunch of death-eaters pop out of nowhere and start to dance) Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong. Headstrong, we're headstrong. Back off we'll take you on. Headstrong to take on anyone. I know that you are wrong and this is not where you belong. I can't give everything away. I won't give everything away. (music fades and death-eaters disappear)
Me: You…hmm…how to put this so he doesn't get very mad…um…you didn't sing very well…(is scared half to death)
Alex: WTF? That was so pathetic, I think you need to be picked up by the medical police to take you to the insane asylum! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR THOUGHTS STRAIGHT! (Glares at Scott laughing) Yeah, and I just don't like you.
Me: I am so thankful I got protections wards from all the wizards and witches in here….(mutters lays head on the table)
Scott: NO MOLDY VOLDY! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH THESE MUDBLOODS! (runs backstage to see Voldemort then runs back out with a piece of bread in his nose) I still like him.
Me: (gets onstage after Voldemort left and the spells were off) That was kind of scary…wasn't it? What an eventful final round of the semi-finals. I have to say, I really enjoyed it. (smiles) oh! I got these star candies. They're soft and supposedly sour, but they're not, they are soooooo yummy! (throws bags to the audience and Alex and Scott) So, lets chose who get to go onto the finals with Harry, Hermione, Fred, and George, shall we? (sits back down at the judges table) Snape.
Snape: (walks onstage, robes billowing…again)
Me: no…just no…Alex: HELL NO! WHERE"S YOUR MAMA BOY? CAUSE OBVIOUSLY SHE NEEDS TO TEACH YOU A LESSON! (tears open bag of apples and Carmel and begins eating them.)
Scott: HEY HOOK NOSE! YOU CAN'T SING IF I KICKED YOU IN YOUR BALLS! HA HA HA! NO!
Me: Sorry….no you don't go on….go away…get off my stage you weirdo…GO TO THE LEFT OF THE STAGE NOW!
Me: Lupin
Lupin (walks onstage calmly)
Alex: hmmm...let me think about it...(pretends to think and two seconds later) I didn't hear you sing, so I'll just go along with Kiwi-san and Scott. (throws the empty bag of apples and Carmel at Scott)
Me: I didn't like it too much, sorry, I say no
Scott: Oh Look...A MOON! HA HA MADE YOU LOOK! Don't look at me like you want to eat me! If I say yes will you be happy? YES!(whacks Alex with a rubber banana)
Me: yes, you move on! Contrats! Please, if you be so kind as to exit stage on the right.
Me: McGonagall
McGonagall: (walks onstage like the strict teacher she is)
Me: I like the song, but you didn't sing very well…so I am sorry, but no.
Alex: Good song (nods) but you're just too old...(snickers) besides that outfit is just...nevermind, just no.
Scott: Hey you old prude, you suck. Your voice sounds like a bag of...CATS! GET OFF THE STAGE YOU OLD WIND BAG!
Me: Sorry, you don't go on, please exit stage left.
Me: Dumbledore
Dumbledore: (walks onstage, eyes twinkling with amusement)
Me: (claps) Your performance was splendid! A total yes!
Alex: I liked your performance also, but I didn't like being called a "miss". NEVER CALL ME A MISS! GOT IT? (sighs) so yes, now, to Scott?
Scott: Shouldn't you be dead? Oh oops...this is before you die...oh you didn't know you are going to die? Well as a goodbye present I'm going to say HELL NO! HA HA! Just kidding...YES!
Me: CONTRATS! You get to move onto the next level! I am soooooo happy! Please exit stage right.
Me: Voldemort (scared again and spells go back up)
Voldemort: (struts onstage)
Me: One word…no two words: Hell no!
Alex: Many words NOT IN THE NINE CANDY STORES ARE YOU GONNA GET A YES ON THAT SO THAT"S A HELL F(#)$#)$)# NO!
Scott: YAY! MY IDOL! But you SUCK at singing! Sorry Moldy Voldy, but no!
Me: HELL-O NO! GET OFF THE STAGE LEFT! (shuts up and cowers in fear)
Me: (gets onstage after Voldemort gets off.) K, Lupin and Dumbledore, Please come back onstage. (they get back onstage) Everyone, give a round of applause to Remus Lupin and Albus Dumbledore! They're going onto the Finals! The first round of the finals should be coming soon. See you all next time! (gets offstage tiredly)
Alex: (Chases after Scott with a balloon hammer from the fair) HEY SCOTT! DON'T RUN THIS IS WERE I HIT YOU! (laughs like a maniac) (then bows to the audience) THAT'S THE SHOW FOLKS! DRIVE SAFELY AND SEE YA NEXT TIME!
Scott: (runs backstage to get chocolate pies) Take this Alex! (throws pies at Alex and she runs away) Ha Ha Ha! STOP READING ! What you don't want to? Fine then I will go into an explanation of how babies are made. Oh no...don't leave...I haven't even started yet. No you don't have to leave...Well if you must...HA HA HA! (runs backstage and curtain closes)
Me: (mutters) how can they have so much energy left?…(drags feet and leaves)
A/N: I am a little sad…only a few people reviewed the second chapter…but I guess that's my fault for not getting it up sooner…but its not really my fault entirely… Well, as I said, school was killing us, and sadly, it comes first before this…so yeah…but I will try to get the next chapters up faster than I have been…although I can't really say that because I have two other writers on this fic…
Okie, since I didn't get as much reviews as I would have liked, I am not going to update until I get at least five reviews. Sorry, but I don't really like to post up stories that aren't getting reviews…so yeah, at least five…I know you all can do it!
Stay tuned for the next round of Harry Potter Idol, Round one of the finals! Here's who performing:
Harry
Fred
Yes, only two per chapter now, so now they will be singing the whole song that I choose for them. So yeah…I hope you all review!
A special thanks for those of you who did review:
Zarroc: Yes, it was very entertaining for me to write it, then reread it. The song I gave him fits well doesn't it?
Inuyasha'sGirl1: YAY! Yummy cookies rule! Hehhehehe here you go, the third chapter