"You can always count on people to lose useful things." Matt declared, rummaging through a mound of clothing and other forgotten objects. He began pulling out stuff and putting together an outfit for Homestar.
"Hey, Matt… hows about this bwilliant disguise?" Homestar walked over from the kitchenette wearing a garbage bag with a hole through it.
"Yeah… uh Homestar if you wear that I think you'll get dragged off to the nut house." Matt got up and took away the garbage bag.
"What kind of nuts?" Homestar wondered.
"Huh?" Matt looked blankly at Homestar.
"You said nut house. What kind of nuts?" Homestar clarified.
"Oh… the bad kind. You know… here try this shirt on." Matt quickly changed the subject. "And put these pants on too."
"I have pants on." Homestar said quickly.
"I know you have pants. Put these on though. They're part of the disguise."
Homestar glared suspiciously at Matt, then walked into the closet to change. Moments later he came out wearing a black Led Zeppelin shirt and a pair of jogging pants. "Am I convincible?" Homestar asked.
"You need a hat or something. Lets see… here, try this one." Matt pulled out a camouflage skull cap and tossed it to Homestar, who hesitantly replaced his propeller hat and hid it in his shirt. "Perfect! Sort of… it will have to do anyway. Lets go."
Homestar followed Matt to the elevator. "Just call me cool guy." Homestar said suddenly. Matt turned around and saw Homestar wearing a pair of sunglasses from the lost and found box. Matt rolled his eyes and turned back to face the opening elevator door.
They bravely rode the elevator to the ground floor of the office building, but the real test was soon upon them. The elevator doors opened with a hum, and Matt and Homestar stepped out into the bustling lobby. For the most part people ignored them, but they still received a few stares.
"Hello, lady!" Homestar greeted a spiffed up businesswoman who was gaping at them.
"Homestar, that isn't helping. Just keep walking and don't make eye contact with anyone." Matt instructed.
"Check." Homestar shifted his attention to the ceiling.
"Okay, we made it to the main doors… Homestar! Watch out-" Matt tried to warn Homestar, but it was too late. Homestar collided with a large glass panel window.
"Oh look a window."
"Yep. Here's the door. Don't run into it." Matt left the building with Homestar following behind.