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"Asra this is Sa-" Casmoz put his hand on Sam's shoulder but was cut off by Asra.
"Samantha Manson. That Goth girl you like so much, oh and by the by, I love that shocked look on your face it really brings out your eyes. The one with that ever so stylish hat is Tucker Foley. Known for being Techno-Geek. And Mr. Baby Blue Eyes over there is Danny Fenton known for being...Ah, yes, sometimes what is a mystery, should remain a mystery, I agree, but he's also known for having odd ball parents..." Asra smiled and stood up. And walked to her left, and placed her hand on the banister. Looking at what seemed to be the ground.
"How did you know that? I haven't said any thing about them nor-" Casmoz was cut off by Asra again.
"Nor have you shown any pictures," Asra tilted her head toward the ceiling, Asra smiled then turned her head slightly so she could see her step-brother (still looking toward the ceiling), "and I'll never tell..." Asra looked down at Danny. Then she pulled off her night gown, luckily she had a white PJ shirt and pants on under-neath. Asra lifted her leg over the banister.
"AHHH! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" Casmoz ran under Asra. Asra slid down and almost sat down (A/N: but she can't b/c her butt is over the edge). Then she let go, falling back, letting her legs (A/N: which were wrapped around a pole connected the banister to the ground floor) grasp the pole. While she let go of the pole with her hands. Sam gasped. Tucker grabbed Danny shoulder, who was about to go ghost, he had his glowing green eyes in full effect.
Asra dropped, smiled at Danny, and pointed to him, "You really should glow here. It's daylight out side, no need for a night light." Asra giggled. Danny step back his foot to align it with his other one. His eyes widen with shock. Asra stopped giggling to tell Danny, "I love that shocked look on your face it really brings out your baby blue eyes..." Asra laughed yet again.
"Asra please get down from there." Casmoz tried his best to reason with Asra. Asra let go of the pole completely. Danny bolted toward Asra. His arms were right beside Casmoz's when Asra fell safely into their arms.
Danny blushed. Casmoz and Danny lowered her feet down slowly. Wow she weights almost nothing. Danny thought to himself. Asra's feet touched the ground, she turned around and spoke, "next time when I fall like that don't catch me...I'm fourteen you know. I don't need to be caught all the time..." Asra looked into Danny's eyes for a few seconds. Then broke the silence, "The phone is in the living room, you need to call your sister, Jazz, and let her know where you are or she'll yell at you again like this morning..." Asra turned and walked to the kitchen. "I wonder who Jazz is." She mumbled to herself, but loud enough for Tucker to hear, for he also tried to catch her.
"Danny I didn't know you had a sister...or was that random nonsense she said?" Casmoz looked at Danny.
Danny watched Asra disappear, "Umm, yeah I do have a sister, and I do need to call her..."
"Well I guess you know where the phone is. Ummm, could you guys wait in the living room; I have to get Asra back upstairs."
Danny and his friends followed Casmoz into the living room which was behind the stairs. The living room was very plain. The carpet was a cream color, and the walls, along with the furniture, were white. There was a couch up against the wall that was on the Sam side as the kitchen, there was a love seat by the wall of the opening, also on the side with the kitchen. An arm chair was on the other side but up against the opening. An old looking plasma screen TV was screwed to the wall in the corner. All the way in the back of the room was a door with three windows. When Danny was sure Casmoz was in the other room he turned to his friends;
"I know I haven't said any thing to Asra about Jazz. And I was thinking that I need to use the phone..." Danny told Tucker and Sam in concern.
"Yeah dude I know, but hey, she is good looking and She said my hat was stylish..."
"She said that He liked me...but I already knew that..."
"Hey Danny, you know she didn't flip out when your eyes glowed. She acted like it was a normal kind of thing." Tucker said while placing his hand on Danny's Shoulder.
"Yeah, I know, and I'm going to go and spy a bit," Danny picked up the phone, "after I call Jazz."
Casmoz walked into the living room, "I can't reason with her." He looked at Sam, "I'm sorry Sam. I wasn't expecting this."
"Yeah I know Jazz, bye. Ugh, I love you too Jazz, bye." Danny hung up the phone, "Hey Casmoz, where's your bathroom? I don't feel so good..."
"The hallway closest to the kitchen...at the end..." Casmoz never looked away from Sam's purple eyes. Danny walked out of the living room and down the hallway. There weren't any pictures but there was an adoption form in a frame. Danny entered the bathroom. It was plain, not even worth describing...
"I'm going gho-ooh a quarter..." Danny bent over to pick up the shiny coin and stuck it in his pocket. Danny finally did go ghost. Danny walked right through the wall into the kitchen where Asra was sitting on the counter, eating a sandwich, and was...Dancing? Danny tilted his head in bewilderment. Asra jumped off the counter and walked over to Danny and looked at him straight in the face (Yes Danny is still invisible and was in the first place.). Asra turned her head to face that other person in the kitchen.
The kitchen was plain also. But you really can't blame them. They haven't been living in the house for long. It was a big kitchen. The fridge, stove, microwave, and the sink were all white. There was a brown oval table across form the sink push up by the wall. The side of the kitchen that was the closest to the outside was covered in counter and cabinets. At the very end, away from the entrance of the kitchen, was the fridge. The odd thing about it was that the floor was made up of tile.
"Well hello Foley...Can I get you anything?" Asra walked over to Tucker and looked him straight into his eyes, "I know your deepest desire." Asra walked over to her can of Dr. Pop and took a drink.
"Oh yeah? And what is that?" Tucker put his hand on his hip and tilted his head in a girly fashion.
"Well first, to break that habit of putting your hand on your hip like that, and Sam's right it does make you look gay, second this." Asra walked over to Tucker and place her hand just below his ear and she tilted her head sideways. Tucker went weak in his knees when Asra's lips touched his. Asra pulled her head back, closed her eyes, and smiled, "And I wanted to do that." Asra picked out a glass from the cabinet beside her. She filled it up with water and walked out of the kitchen and stopped dead in her tracks looking into the living room.
Danny watched her pull out to tablets in a packet from her pocket, and then she spoke very softly, "Casmoz wanted me to take these." She turn the packet over to read the back, "Mix tablets with one cup of water and drink...blah, blah, blah...keep the water mixed with the tablets away from eyes, may cause intense burning, if some gets into eyes rinse with water call the poison control people...hmm I wonder why?"
Asra pulled the packet open and mixed it into the water. Danny watched things get heated in the living room. Asra put the cup on the ground, "I don't want this. Maybe it will make its way into the living room?" Asra walked into the kitchen and stuck her head out just enough to see.
Danny picked up the cup and made it invisible too. He floated over to the couch waiting for the right moment...and it came. Sam pushed Casmoz back and started to unzip his pants. Casmoz leaned back in to kiss her and he put his hands on her stomach, almost on her sides. Casmoz leaned back and smiled. Danny splashed the watered medicine in his face. Say away from the girl I lovDanny keep screaming in his head.
"Ahh, my eyes they burn!" Casmoz put his hands over his face. Danny flew back into the bathroom. Asra and Tucker both came running from the kitchen. Danny soon came from the bathroom still buttoning his pants. Tucker was flipping out and Sam tried to get Casmoz to the bathroom.
"Way to go Danny!" Asra praised.
"I didn't do that...I was in the bathroom."
"I didn't say it was your fault, Danny. I just said I was going to blame you." Asra faced Danny and smiled.
"Ok then." Danny smiled back.
"Ok." Asra headed back into the kitchen. "Can I get you any thing?"
"Yeah I'm kinda hungry" Danny walked away from the bathroom hall, and they enter the kitchen.
"You can eat dinner here." Asra smiled and pulled out steak from the freezer.
"I was hoping you'd say that. When I called Jazz, she told me to eat out and that we were have Fenton Tofu and Fenton Leftover Suprie. That's why I went ugh."
"What is Fenton Leftover Suprie?" Asra turned around to face him while the steak was defrosting in the microwave.
"I have no idea..." Danny leaned his head back and busted out with laughter.
Asra chuckled to herself and turned around to choose a ground food, "What kind of plant grown food do you like?"
Danny blinked at her, could she mean veggies? Danny said, "Corn."
"Good. Frozen or caned?"
"Dried?"
"Really? I love it that way!"
"I loved it ever since I had my first cup of packaged noodles!" Danny and Asra said together. Danny blushed and Asra laughed.
"Speaking of noodles, what kind?" Asra walked over to the cabinet beside the fridge.
"Shells and cheese?"
"Easy Mac Shells and Cheese?" Asra lifted up her hand but stopped.
"Extra cheese?"
"Three cheeses!"
"No contest!" Danny put his hand out to reason and agreement. Then he laughed.
Beep, Beep, Beep, Beep.
Asra walked over to microwave when Tucker ran into the kitchen.
"Asra what do we do? We're running out of options! Casmoz told me to come and ask you!"
"Well the package said to flush the eyes out for 15 min. and to call poison control. But I don't know why you'd want to call the poison control?" Asra put her finger on the side of her chin. Danny laughed.
"How would you know that?" Tucker put his hand on his hips and leaded forward.
"Well duh! It was my medicine! He reacted the same way when he first tried to give it to me."
Tucker looked at Asra suspiciously, "hey don't you look at me buddy! I was in here with you remembering. And you got that kiss to prove it!" Tucker then looked at Danny, "You can't blame him either! He was either standing up with his pants down or sitting on craper, so there!" Asra walked over to the phone on the wall in the kitchen, and tossed it to Tucker, who caught it and Asra dug through her pocket and got out her medicine and tossed it to him. Tucker didn't catch it. He picked it up and ran back to the bathroom, you could hear him telling Sam and Casmoz that Asra was making food.
"I thought you were going to blame me? Remember?"
"I did say that, but I didn't say I was going to tell anyone else about it." Asra shook her stirring spoon at Danny.
"So, you kissed him? Does that mean you like him?" Danny looked down at his hands
"Nope, but it was his deepest desire and I like to be nice every once in a while."
"Oh."
Asra cooked The steaks; two well done, two rare, two in the middle. Every thing was fixed, even veggie girl's dinner of something with the word turf in it and veggies. Danny had called Sam's and Tucker's parents and told them that they were staying for dinner. Lastly he caught H(censored) from Maddie because he couldn't eat Fenton Tofu and Fenton Leftover Suprie. But Jazz back him up so he got to stay. Casmoz, Sam, and Tucker eat and cleaned up the house. Danny repeatedly told Sam and Tucker that he was just along for the ride and he wasn't going to clean up Casmoz house. Asra cleaned up the kitchen, but when Sam, Casmoz, and Tucker asked her to help with the rest of the house, she just stared at them blankly.
Danny push his empty plate over to the side, "How did you know about Jazz and her yelling at me this morning?"
"Danny some things shouldn't be told, like I said before: Sometimes what is a mystery should remain a mystery."
"Ok..."
"Hey do you want to see something that I think is funny but others think it's really odd and/or creepy?"
"Sure."
"Ok! Stay right here!" Asra got up from the table and walked over to the cabinet and got another cup. She passed the stove and stopped. "Tucker! There's still a steak and shells left if you want them." Asra yelled and then looked at Danny who was laughing, "That wasn't it, just to let you know."
Asra continued to walk over by the sink and put her glass down. She turned around and walked back to the table and took her seat. Danny watched her take his fork and two pieces of corn that he didn't eat. He raised one eye brow and thought: What is she doing? Asra place the fork's handle at the edge of the table, and the two pieces of corn at the forked part. She chopped at the fork's handle and the fork flew through the air along with the corn. The fork hit the floor, while seconds later the corn hit the rim of the glass on the counter and bounced off inward, causing them to hit each other and fall inside the cup. Danny busted out with laughter.
Asra Looked at him and smiled, "It only works with a fork and well...wow...I have a lot of time on my hands..." Saying this made Danny smile at her.
When Danny finally caught his breath he looked at Asra, "Where are your parents?"
"Business Trip."
"You know your acting kinda normal, but earlier you were like a total freak."
"Yup, I have my odd spells..."
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(meanwhile in the living room.)
"Tucker go make sure Danny stays in the kitchen and when he comes this way, tell us." Sam looked at Tucker.
Tucker looked confused. He got up and spoke. "Why?"
"Because I want you too."
Tucker went and sat on the stairs. Sam cuddled up to Casmoz and she looked at her watch.
"8:30 pm. Want to watch a TV show before I have to go?" Sam looked up at Casmoz.
"Sure."
"Only two more day until its Friday."
"Hey Sam-" Casmoz was interrupted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Sam jumped. Then she sighed, "Tucker must be playing with one of his gizz-mos." Sam cuddled up once more.
"DIE YOU EVIL, ALIEN, POND SCUM!"
Casmoz laughed, "Hey Sam before another interruption comes, I was wondering? Would you like to be my girlfri--" Casmoz was cut off once again
"OH WHY HELLO THERE DANNY." Tucker spoke loudly and slowly.
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'Disclaimer': And there it was, that sexy black strip, with rectangleness of goodness, sniffs it was so beautiful with that one white word...sniffs again...CENSORED! Some times I wish I had the power to be able to censor the whole world. Like here's an Ex. I hate your eyes! CENSOR! points to the girl and laughs, "lets watch her walk into the wall again!" P.S. I don't own Danny Phantom or they would be censored too!
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