this chapter isnt really that good ((im SOOO sorry)) but it will all have something to do with the fic later on... more after the fic

BTW, i wrote this whooole chap by myself ((MeGz, the co-writer of this fic,will help me later on with the storyLOL))

Disclaimer: I own none of the Harry Potter characters. ;;It's sad that Draco and Hermione don't really end up together in the book. But we can still write and ship them, right?

Draco still had his eyes fixed on the television. So far, his favorite TV shows were: That's So Raven, Punk'd, Teen Titans, The Simple Life: Interns, and House. They even watched "Spongebob Squarepants: the Movie." Draco thought that it was extremely stupid, yet surprisingly funny.

I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah! You're a Goofy Goober, yeah! We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, Goofy, Goober, Goober, YEAH!

When Draco was "singing" to the Goofy Goober song after the movie, Hermione thought that she gave him too much popcorn; she thought he was choking, because the noise coming out of its mouth was really… strange.

Ding! Dong!

The doorbell rang and Hermione stood up to get it. Draco groaned because he was comfortable just where he was curling up next to Hermione. Hermione smoothed her skirt, opened the door, and screamed.

"Oh my God! Where have you two been? Draco and I have been waiting for you guys for the past six hours!" Hermione practically scolded, trying to cover the smile on her face.

"Draco? Why in the hell did you name it Draco?" Ron asked with curiosity.

Hey! I'm not an "it!" I'm a he! While you're a he-woman! Draco glared at the red-headed man.

"Is it because it's stupid, stubborn, and it acts like such an a"

"No, Ronald Weasley. I named him Draco because he just reminds me of him… in some odd way." Hermione said, dragging them into the living room.

"Hey Hermione, does Draco know how to do any tricks?" Harry Potter, Hermione's other best friend, asked.

"No," Hermione replied.

"Can it play dead?"

Harry and Hermione looked at Ron stupidly.

If this is how Weasley is every day, I wonder how he passed Hogwarts with such stupidity, Draco thought.

"Ron, don't you ever listen?" Harry asked Ron.

"Yeah, I was just looking at the yearbook." Ron smiled sadly.

"I miss that place so much," Hermione sighed. Harry nodded in agreement.

"Well, let's eat." Hermione broke the silence when everyone was thinking of their school memories.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione talked and laughed like the Golden Trio they were. They talked about their jobs, memories, everything. They looked so happy together. The only person that wasn't enjoying it was Draco.

Draco was staring at them with the uttermost boredom. He had no idea what they were talking about. I wish that something will happen; anything, Draco wished.

Tap, tap, tap.

Tap, tap, tap.

Hermione looked up from her food and went to the window. Wow, I'm good at this wishing stuff. I'll try one more… Okay, I wish that Potter and Weasley would disappear forever. Draco opened his eyes, and saw Harry and Ron, still there, putting their pepperoni on their eyes, looking like maniacs laughing like crazy.

Hermione read the letter and opened her eyes in shock. She looked worriedly at Harry and Ron, who were putting their straws in their noses looking like walruses. Then she looked worriedly at Draco. Draco saw fear in her eyes. He wished that he could go up to her, in person of course, and hug her. Wait! Stop! Stop thinking things like that! Draco scolded himself. He was getting soft on her.

"Harry, Ron, I need you guys to take care of Draco for a few minutes." Hermione said, while Harry and Ron looked at Draco with evil smiles on their faces.

Draco widened his eyes in shock. No wonder Hermione was looking worriedly at him. She was going to leave him with Harry and Ron!

Oh, no! They are going to burn my poor… I mean rich fur! I am never going to be poor. Never will I, Draco Malfoy, a pureblood and a sexy beast, ever be poor. Draco reassured himself. Draco's eyes widened even more.

Noo! Since I am part human and part ferret, that means I'm… I'm…

A half-blood! Draco cried out. Hermione, Harry, and Ron looked at the ferret weirdly; because it was making a really weird noise, even worse than his "singing."

"Hermione, why is your ferret making all of that noise?" Harry asked.

"I don't know… he probably ate too much popcorn. After we watched Spongebob the Movie, he started making this really weird noise." Hermione said.

"Or, he probably ate his own crap." Ron whispered to Harry. Harry chuckled at the thought. I mean, come on. Draco Malfoy, eating his own crap?

"Hey! I heard that!" Hermione glared half-heartedly at Harry and Ron.

I heard that to! And no, I don't eat my own crap! You probably do Weasley. Because that's all your family could ever afford.

"Oh my Godric Gryffindor! Dumbledore would be waiting for me! I'm late!" Hermione exclaimed.

"Why does Dumbledore need you, Hermione? Not that we don't want to watch Draco for you." Harry asked with a mischievous glint in his eyes.

"I need to go because I got an important letter from Hogwarts. It's urgent from Dumbledore. He said that I had to be interviewed. I don't know why. But he… he was… using the red pen."

Harry and Ron looked at Hermione with extreme worry. Draco had no idea what was happening.

"The red pen? But he never uses the red pen! The last time he used the red pen was when they found out that Cho Chang was a Death Eater!" Ron looked at Hermione, who looked at Harry. Harry looked down with a frown on his face. Cho Chang had lured Harry into Voldemort. He thought that she loved him, as he did her. But she was only using him to serve her Master. Harry's gotten over the shock, but not completely. Hermione glared at Ron for bringing this up.

"Well, I have to go. Please be good boys and take care of Draco." Hermione told Harry and Ron as if they were her children.

No! Please don't go! I don't have my wand with me! This isn't fair! Draco whined.

"Yes... mother." Hermione smacked Harry's shoulder lightly.

"Don't give Draco a hard time now," Hermione called out. Harry and Ron had imaginary angelic halos on top of their heads.

Pop! Hermione left for Hogwarts.

Noo! My only savior!

The imaginary angelic halos were then replaced with imaginary little red horns.

"Say Harry," Ron called out.

Oh, no, this doesn't look good. Draco worried.

"Hermione said to take care of Draco. She never said have fun with him, did she, Harry?" Ron smiled mischievously.

They're going to cook my rich, sexy self! I'm too young, and handsome, to be eaten!

"No, she didn't Ron. I think that Draco would like a little fun, after watching us chat for the past half hour."

Another hour of making goofs of your-selves sounds so much better than playing with me! Trust me! I'm a ferret who has brains of a human!

"I couldn't agree more. Let's go teach him what fun really is." Ron and Harry stood up and were walking towards Draco.

If this is the end, I will all of my belongings to my cousin's uncle's father's nephew's step dad's sister's aunt's mother's grandson's daughter's son's niece's sixth cousin married three time's great-grandfather's nephew's daughter's twin sons! They got my genes, you know.

"Hmm," Harry thought putting his finger on his chin, as if he were thinking.

"What shall we play first, Ron?"

"I think that we should play our favorite game…" Ron looked at Harry excitedly.

"You don't mean," Harry widened his eyes in shock and excitement.

Please, tell me you don't mean…

"Oh, I mean."

No, you don't mean… Please, anything but…

"BOUNCE, FERRET, BOUNCE!" Harry and Ron screamed together.

Noo! What have I ever done to you? Well, besides making your lives hell for the past seven years at Hogwarts… But other than that, WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO YOU, YOU

Draco's evil thoughts soon stopped when he was lifted into the air, and was bouncing uncontrollably everywhere.

This is pure torture! Somebody help me! I want my mummy!

Harry and Ron were laughing really hard. They had tears in their eyes, their faces red from laughter, and they were clutching their stomachs in pain. They each had a turn of guiding the ferret everywhere to bounce.

"You know what? After all of these years, I never thought that actually playing with Draco would be so much fun." Harry said in between breaths from laughing.

"I couldn't agree more." Ron said; his face was as red as his hair.

While Harry and Ron were making Draco bounce, and Draco was suffering through a lot of pain…

Pop!

Harry and Ron stopped, to Draco's relief, bouncing him. Right in front of them, was Ginny standing by the fireplace with shopping bags by her feet.

"Ginny, honey, what are you doing here?" Harry asked, giving the wand to Ron. Harry proposed a week after Ginny has graduated from Hogwarts. They are now happily married. They were young and in love. Ron had to practically separate them, every time he wanted to talk to either Harry or Ginny privately.

"Oh! Harry! Ron! I didn't know that you two were here! I'm here because I wanted to show Hermione something that I bought… Wait a minute, what are you two doing here?" Ginny raised an eyebrow suspiciously. Harry and Ron looked guilty at the floor.

For once, I'm glad to see Weaselette; especially when she's come to save me. Draco secretly praised her presence.

"Uhm… we were here because she wanted us to meet the ferret." Harry said awkwardly.

"That's nice. Anyway, guess what I bought for Draco?" Ginny asked excitedly.

Better be something like a Turn-back-a-ferret-into-human-form-again-so-that-we-can-just-get-on-with-our-lives potion…

"What?"

"What! You bought something for him, but not for me?" Harry whined. Harry put on his best puppy dog eyes and pouted.

"Mr. Harry James Potter! Stop thinking of yourself! And besides, I got something better for you…" Ginny winked. Harry and Ginny were looking slyly at each other. Harry winked back.

"Get a room, will you?" Ron complained.

"Don't mind if we do!" Harry said excitedly. Ginny just laughed and tried to wiggle out of her strong husband's grasp. No matter how much Ron loved both Harry (not in that way) and Ginny, it was just too disgusting to think of them doing… well, "things."

"Anyway, guess what I bought!" Ginny said excitedly.

"What?" Ron asked in a bored voice.

"Well, I was shopping in this new hidden mall in Diagon Alley. It's really cool; it's sort of like the Grimmauld Place, you know? It's hidden, and it's big… but except that there's no"

"Ginny! Just get on with it!" Ron yelled a little loudly. Draco chuckled.

"Anyway, I was just browsing around and then I saw this really cute pet shop called Mrs. Malfoy's Pets."

So that's what's Mum's been doing… pshh. And she told me that her "secret project" had something to do with animals… Oops, blonde moment.

"'Mrs. Malfoy's Pets'? What the…"

"Anyways, I went inside, and I thought of Draco. I went to the ferret section, and guess what I saw? I saw the cutest outfit ever!" Ginny squealed.

Oh… no… I. Am. Doomed.

"What is it? A pirate? A ballerina? A clown? A Professor Snape costume?" Ron asked excitedly.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Ron. Calm down. Someone's had too much Sour Skittles." Harry said.

"No… good ideas, but what I got is even better." Ginny had a mischievous glint in her eyes.

Ginny took out the outfit from the bag. Draco stared at the outfit, and was on the verge of nearly dieing (of both sight and embarrassment). Harry and Ron were ont he verge of dieing too... dieing of laughter.

Please, oh please, oh please, tell me that she's joking. Draco cried.

i wanna thank my first reviewers : Emerald, hermionemalfoy18, TaurusGirl ((i re-did the chapter...sorta LOL)), colorguard06, NeVeRmInD2, Kirikasabrghtes crayon89, hgskateprncs, and lionlvr! youve all made me SOOO happy!

i just LOVE spongebob the movie! i just think its hilarious moviein a stupid way! and the TV shows that i listed, are just some random TV shows at the top of my head. LOL

sorry if this chapter isnt really that good, but its sort of an "introduction" to the next chap! and, in the next chap, youre all going to think "what the heck does this have to do with the fic?", well... you have to read later on... LOL

coming up in the next chapter : what is the "outfit" that ginny bought for draco? whats hermiones reaction?

P.S.
in the next couple of chapters, some parts dont really have to do anything with the story. hermiones actions gets draco confused a lot, and he has his "blonde moments" sometimes. just wanted to let you know ; )