Goku was driving down the road in his brand new car down the road when there was a big fucking brick wall in the middle of the goddamn road. Goku crashed into the brick wall with extreme force and continued to the Ani DiFranco concert.
Goku was driving his pick up truck blasting Creed ( 3 Creed) when he saw a small dog. Goku got out of his car and picked up the dog and licked it. Unbeknownest to the dog, Goku had been drinking a lot of acid as well as semen. The dog barked when Goku licked him but it end appeared withered and useless. Goku took his pants off and start driving his car with his scrotum.
Goku drove into Chicago and went down to the Cabaret Metro and walked into the venue. He was sporting bitches in one arm and bling on the other. Vegeta was already in the venue smoking a joint.
'Dude these are some kickass seats dude" yelled goku over the shitty opening band.
"ya dude, I am trippin balls" Vegeta hollered.
"Give me some of that stuff" said Goku and Vegeta passed the joint to Goku and he snorted it up.
"o dude I am so blazed" cried goku through shitty tears.
"Dude, shut up, Ani is coming out soon, let's try and get to the front row."
So Goku and Vegeta started blowing up people and eating all their bones and finally made it to the front row. Ani was just about to come out on stage when another opening band came on. Goku noticed that Krillin was the guitarist so he got up on stage with krillin and attempted to sodomize him.
"Dude, Goku, cut that shit out dude, I'm trying to play guitar here," Hollered Krillin and he played some glorious riffs.
Goku just wanted to kiss his bald head for good luck, but Krillin refused his come ons and just ripped his spine out. Goku laid on the floor in a bloody mess while the crowd cheered.
Meanwhile Piccolo was shitting in the woods.
"Oh man, what a good shit!" Yelled Piccolo as he pooed all over his favorite rock. Piccolo waddled over to a toilet paper roll and wiped his brown star clean. Then he walked over to his sink and washed his hands, he also had a big boner.
Piccolo put his pants back on and noticed that it was time to check out that Ani concert. Piccolo flew to Chicago and walked into the venue to see a dead goku and a very stoned Vegeta. Piccolo saw the body of a dead Goku and immediately started peeing all over him and yelling. Vegeta went into the bathroom to smoke a cigarette.
In the bathroom was Frieza and yamcha making out so Vegeta took a picture (it's a kodak moment) before he ate their testicles off. Then he made a stoner fart. Vegeta washed all the blood off his hands and went back outside to look for naked ladies.
TO BE CONTINUED