heres chap 3 that youve all been waiting for! hope that you like it! and sorry if you think that this is a crappy chapter...

oh yeah, dont forget to check out my other fic Taking Risks

Hermione apparated into her kitchen; she expected to see Harry and Ron making a fool of themselves with their food.

Unsurprisingly, they weren't there.

Please tell me that they aren't doing anything to Draco! Hermione thought worriedly.

Hermione was running towards the living room. She could hear Harry, Ron, and another persons' voice.

"…No! This should be up here! Like that!"

"…You put it on the wrong way! It's supposed to be…"

"…I wonder what Hermione's going to think…"

No! Don't touch me there! This is utterly humiliating! Weasley! Weasley! Don't touch me there! Private, private, private places! Ahh! Someone help me! I am just a---ahh! Merlin, this thing is heavy! Ahahahaha! Stop it, Potter! That tickles---OWW! That freakin bloody hurts SheWeasley! Ahhh! Mummy! Hermione! Some help me! Ahhhhh! Stop it!Ahhahhaa!

If Draco weren't going through a lot of pain and humiliation right now, someone would call him crazy.

The next thing he knew, he felt completely at ease; but this wasn't a good thing. Either one of the Weasleys or Potter put a controlling spell over him!

If this is hell, then I feel sorry for those showcase animals on catalogs!

Out of the blue, someone gasped behind Harry, Ron, and Ginny. Harry, Ron, and Ginny turned around and smirked at Hermione.

"Ginny, what are you doing here?" Hermione asked. Harry and Ginny stood close to each other, making sure that Hermione didn't see their surprise. Hermione was staring at Ginny, not seeing Ron sneak off silently.

"Hello, Hermione! I just came by to drop Draco's present!" Ginny said cheerfully.

Hermione? Hermione is here! Please save me!

…

On second thought, don't look at me! Please don't move Potter and SheWeasley! Or else you will pay

"Thanks, Gin. But you didn't have to… Not to be rude or anything, but… where is it?" Hermione asked, uncertainly. Harry and Ginny had evil grins on their faces.

"Are you sure you want to see?" Ginny asked mischievously.

Please say no, please say no, please say no for my sake!

"Uhm… sure?" Hermione asked uncertainly.

"Hit it, Ron!" Ginny shouted out.

Nooooooooo!

Somewhere in the living room, Ron turned off the lights. "Lumos," was heard and the light was towards Harry and Ginny. Ron smirked one final time, before turning on the music.

Someone kill me now… before it's too late!

Harry and Ginny move away from what they were hiding, leaving Hermione facing Draco. Hermione's eyes go wide in shock; Harry, Ron, and Ginny were trying really hard not to laugh, so that they won't spoil it for Hermione.

Draco was wearing (in ferret size of course) black mini-converse, black baggy jeans, a blue flame t-shirt that said "Get Pimped" under a black motorcycle jacket, black mini-sunglasses, and a golden medallion. He looked like a rapper; and a white ferret dressing up as a rapper is…well, an extremely random, hilarious, and odd thing to see.

Oh, great. Here we go. Note to self: kill Potty, he-woman Weasel, and SheWeasley. Another note to self: watch the Spongebob Squarepants Movie before I die of humiliation.

The music starts, Hermione covers her mouth from shock and she tries hard not to laugh. Harry and Ron take turns in controlling Draco's "dance moves."

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge'

When Draco was dancing, Hermione just stared at what they were doing to her ferret. She felt truly sorry for him, she really did. On the outside, she was just shocked. But on the inside, she was dieing of laughter. She wanted to scold Harry, Ron, and Ginny for what they were doing to Draco, for thinking that he was just some animal who happened to be living in Hermione's house. But at the same time, she wanted to laugh at Draco and think that he is the funniest thing ever. But Hermione was a good person, and she cared about other people's feelings; even if those feelings belonged to a ferret.

When the song ended, Harry, Ron, and Ginny were clutching their stomachs in pain, laughing their butts off. Their faces were red, tears were rolling down their cheeks, and Ron looked like he was about to go in his pants, if you know what I mean.

Hermione's mouth was hanging down, staring at Draco.

Oh, great. The next thing we know, she's never going to look at me again without remembering this… Well, at least it's over… I hope.

Hermione turned around and stared at her laughing friends.

"You guys," Hermione paused.

Let me guess, "You guys are the best! Do it again! I want to make him dance this time!"

"…are the best?" Harry asked.

"…are so creative?" Ginny asked.

"…are so funny?" Ron asked.

"You guys are the most selfish, disgusting, annoyingly rude people I've ever met!" Hermione yelled. Harry, Ron, Ginny, and Draco all widened their eyes in shock.

Ah-ha! She's on my side!

"I mean, come on, sure, it was funny and all," Hermione paused.

…Or maybe she's not.

"But it was unfair for Draco to be… used that way!" Hermione screamed.

Yes! She is on my side! Ha ha! In your face, ooh you just got dissed by the bookworm!

"Oh, come on, Hermione. We were just doing this for a little fun. I mean, come on, it's not like that's actually Malfoy." Ron said taken aback.

Hey! Watch your mouth! And yes, I am Malfoy! I am Draco Malfoy!

Apparently, this just made Hermione madder. "I don't really care if that's the real bloody Malfoy or not! He's still my ferret! Not yours! What would you feel like, if you were to go through… through… this!" Hermione asked them. Harry, Ron, and Ginny all looked down in shame.

"And what in the hell do you lot know about the real Malfoy?" Hermione asked. Ginny's face looked up in confusion.

"What about the real Malfoy, Hermione?" Ginny asked.

Yeah, Granger! What about the real Malfoy… wait, that's me. She's talking about me!

"Malfoy is bloody missing!" Hermione screamed. Harry and Ron looked at each other in confusion.

I'm missing? I'm missing! Nooo! Where's Draco Malfoy!

…

Oh, yeah, he's right here. Blonde moment.

When Harry, Ron, and Ginny left --- each saying their apologies to Draco (although they thought that Hermione was joking at first; I mean, apologizing to a ferret?) --- Hermione sat down on the couch, tired.

Finally, they're gone. I was beginning to think that they'd have some sort of sleepover or something.

"Some weekend this was." Hermione mumbled to herself. Draco couldn't agree more. Draco has been through a lot from the past two days. First, Draco was turned into a ferret. Second, he has discovered the wonderful world of movies and television; and now, he was dressed up as a "rapper" and was dancing to the Milkshake song. Things have been awfully weird and hectic for Draco. Although one thing that Draco is having trouble with right now, is dealing with the care and concern from Hermione. Sure, Hermione took him out from the cold, fed him, etc. but she stuck up for him, too. And the thing is: she didn't know that he was the real Draco Malfoy that was missing for two days; she didn't know that he really wasn't a ferret.

And this all put him down.

Sure, Draco must've felt something from her innocent kisses on his fur, the warmth from her body when they were watching the television, and when Hermione tells her personal secrets to him; but Draco just tried and tried to forget all of the innocent and nice things that Hermione has done to him.

Things are just too complicated.

"Well, Draco," Hermione said, startling Draco from the sudden sound of her voice during the silence, "today has been really bloody hectic for me. First, Dumbledore called me for an interview about Draco Malfoy."

Why would Dumbledore call her for an interview about me?

"Second, Harry, Ron, and Ginny tried to make you into the next 50 Cent dancing like Beyonce." Hermione rolled her eyes.

50 Cent? Beyonce? Who and what are they? I'm confused…

"Third, I am bloody tired and I want to watch a movie. Do you?" Hermione asked. "What the heck… I'm asking for a ferret's opinion! I've gone nuts!" Hermione smacked herself on the forehead. Hermione stood up from the couch, stretched, and went to the television and put a DVD on.

Oooh! Movie time!

After the movie…

"Goodnight, Draco. I hope that you enjoyed the movie, considering that we watched all three of them." Hermione kissed Draco's soft fur and headed towards her room to go to sleep.

Wow… that was GREAT! I LOVED the fighting and the action! Especially when the ghosts came and killed all of the bad guys! But the only problem is that there were so many gay moments there! I mean, Frodo starts kissing the guys' heads! I mean, come on, we're not here to look at gay guys make out and stuff! Draco spent the rest of the morning (considering that they started watching the movie at midnight and it was now 7:30 am) thinking about the cool and bad parts of the movie.

Draco's eyes were tired from watching the movie for seven hours and thirty minutes straight. So Draco fell asleep on the couch, wondering what mishap would happen to him tomorrow.


Author's Note : hahahaha that was a pointless ending! but draco just had to watch a movie! and if you guessed it, draco and hermione watched all three Lord of the Rings movies. i got the whole "gay moments" from my cousin in chicago. she said that when she and her friend were watching LOTR, they were counting how many gay moemnts there were. so if youre a fan of LOTR, dont take it too seriously LOL

anywayz, the whole "milkshake song" part was an idea from out of the blue. i told MeGz, and she thought it was funny so i put it on here. and originally, draco was supposed to be a sailor ((im SOOO grateful that i didnt make draco a sailor anymore)), but i changed it because of some certain reasons... and like in the last chapter, i said that you all might be thinking "what the heck does this have to do with anything?" ((or something like that)) --- but the "outfit" has something to do with the ending! smiles wickedly

in the upcoming chapter : what will draco and hermione do tomorrow? what will they watch tomorrow? ((its not a movie)) what will their reactions be?

P.S. MeGz will help me in the next chapter ; ) so if you LOVE her writing, then itll be on here! ((BTW shes hermionemalfoy18))