Author's Notes : i hope that you guys arent too made at us for updating ASAP : (

this chapter is dedicated to my friend, who has just recentlygotpneumonia : ( i hope that she feels better

Draco woke up with a start the moment he heard the television open.

What in the…

Draco woke up with Hermione looking at the television worriedly. Hermione was sort of panicking.

What the…?

Draco hopped onto Hermione's lap, got comfortable, and watched the television. His eyes needed to adjust since he just woke up. When Draco's view became clearer, he saw that Hermione was watching "Wizarding America's Funniest Home Videos: Animal Edition."

Draco wondered why Hermione was panicking, since she was going to watch a comedy television show. So Draco stopped worrying about why Hermione was panicking.

"Ha, ha, ha! Very funny, very funny indeed! Now, let me ask you something…?" The host asked, turning the black thing to the boy's mouth.

"Bobby." Bobby answered.

"Bobby, let me ask you something. What do you get when you cross a ferret and a rapper?" The host asked Bobby. Draco and Hermione both paled.

No. Please, no. Please tell me…

"I don't know," Bobby said.

"Well, I don't know either, Bobby," the host said, making the audience laugh. "but here's what you'll get." The camera went towards the television screen, and right on television, showed Draco's most embarrassing moment.

'Draco was wearing (in ferret size of course) black mini-converse, black baggy jeans, a blue flame t-shirt that said "Get Pimped" under a black motorcycle jacket, black mini-sunglasses, and a golden medallion. He looked like a rapper; and a white ferret dressing up as a rapper is…well, an extremely random, hilarious, and odd thing to see.

The music starts, Hermione covers her mouth from shock and she tries hard not to laugh. Harry and Ron take turns in controlling Draco's "dance moves."

'My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge''

Hermione looked at Draco. Draco looked at Hermione. Hermione stood up and…

Pop! Hermione apparated to Harry and Ginny's house.

Oh…my…God… I actually did that! I actually looked like that! Ooh, Potty, SheWeasley, and GayWeasley are all going to pay!

Hermione came back almost in an instant.

"Harry, Ron, and Ginny didn't do it." Hermione told Draco, but mostly to herself.

Pshh, she'll believe anything they say.

"It's either they're lying or the Veritaserum didn't work."

Never mind… scratch that last thought.

"That means that someone was stalking us!" Hermione screamed in frustration, falling on the couch exhaustedly.

Stalking us? Why would someone be stalking us? I mean, I wouldn't care if someone was stalking me---because who wouldn't want to stalk me---but who in the hell would stalk her? Someone seriously has problems then…

"I sent it, My Lord. My son, Draco,"

"Draco? Who is Draco, Malfoy?" Voldemort asked the older Malfoy. Malfoy took in a quick breath.

"My son, Draco… the boy with the hair…"

"Ah, yes, continue. What about him?" Voldemort drank from his goblet.

"I have sent the tape to humiliate him." Lucius said proudly.

"Why?" Voldemort asked him. Lucius felt confused

"Because you told me to record his behavior that one night and send it." Lucius said calmly.

"You fool! I told you to send it to me!" Voldemort scolded. Lucius looked down in shame.

"You have not done what has needed to be done, Malfoy. I am leaving you with only a warning, but if this happens at least three more times, you will suffer the consequences." Voldemort warned.

"Thank you, My Lord. You are much too kind." Lucius bowed.

"Kind? How am I kind! You have wasted another chance, Malfoy. You only have two more chances left. You are dismissed." Voldemort sent Lucius off, who walked out the door in shame.

"Mwahahahahahaahahahahahaha! (cough) (cough) Ahem… where was I? Ah, yes… Mwahahahaahahahahahaahaha!"

Back at the Granger household, Hermione was pacing, trying to think of who was stalking her.

"Oh this is not good," she kept saying to Draco. "What if they saw us do magic? Then what! Or what if they're watching us right now…" she looked around the room, eyes panicking.

Sheesh, she's acting like such a paranoid maniac.

"Okay, calm down, Hermione."

Great she's talking to herself. She's paranoid and skitsofrentick.

"From now on, I'll just have to watch what I'm doing. Now I'm going to go pour myself a nice, hot cup of tea…or I'll just get a Butterbeer." With that she turned on her heel to the kitchen, leaving Draco…and her wand.

Hmmm…all the possibilities…. I might as well turn myself back to my oh-so-wonderful self.

He scurried across the bed to retrieve the wand.

Victory! Draco dances a little victory dance and tries to get a hold of the wand.

Damn, wand. Damn, paws. Damn, nails! When I become a human again, I'm getting a manicure. Draco thought, as he finally took "hold" of the wand.

Anyway… what was the counter-spell again?

…

Oh, yeah! I remember now! Ahem… Superkalafragalistic Espialidoscious!

…

Nothing happened… Ugh! Draco curses.

"7th heaven, when I see their happy faces smiling back at me…" The television sang.

Oooh! 7th heaven! My favorite show! Draco turned his attention towards the television, and failed attempt to turn himself into a human again thought soon vanished.

Author's Notes : sorry for the long wait! MeGz and i are EXTREMELY busy! especially me! i mean, just last week, i had a project due, a bunch of essays, about three tests, and TONS of homework! and then i couldnt write last weekend cuz i was at LA throwing a surprise birthday party for my grandpa!

CONTEST : in your review, give me a cool creative name for a restaurant ((tee hee its for the next chap ; ) )) the coolest name, that MeGz and i think, would be in the next chap! which, BTW, i finished writing! and by the end of ((probably)) sunday, we would compare which ones sound good, and add it in! dont worry, well credit you ; )

in the upcoming chapter : draco? getting soft on hermione? where will hermione and draco go tomorrow? oh yeah, and draco become a hero!
this next chap is probably my fav chap out of the whole story so far ; ) too bad that you have to wait LOL