Disclaimer: I don't 'own' fma i just write about it. .

ANMBCUCONNFAN: gives you promised cookie i think i might drag it out a lil' but the

next chapter WILL contain MASSIVE lemons or hint hint wet dreams if you know what i mean ,-

SIN OF OTAKU: Your wish is my command random reader. here is the next chapter and so soon i might add

FULLMETAL 4EVA: thank you i assure you i will do my best.

WARNING: for bad punctuation/grammar, Ed's foul mouth...and some lemons here and there might fall out of the sky and hit

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Chapter 2: "Hughes is not a ninja"

The next day, Ed awoke to something very disturbing. Ed's eyes suddenly popped open as a bucket of ice cold water was

thrown across his bed, soaking the sheets along with what a surprise...HIM! Ed glared at the blurry figure he could see infront of

his bed, he could tell it was a man but who! "What the fuck are you doing in my house!" Ed said as his vision finally came into focus

and he recognized the man mustang from the day before and getting angry that he had the nerve to come to 'HIS' house. "Awww,

and here i thought you would be happy to see me darling" Roy said in a fake sad voice.

"GODDAMNIT, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU PERVERTED OLD MAN!" the young teen screeched , but now it

was Roy's turn to yell.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO OLD THAT THEY ONLY SEE IN BLACK AND WHITE YOU MIDGET!"He belowed kinda scarring Ed,

not that he'd ever admit it. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A A GRAIN OF SAND SO SMALL A TELESCOPE CAN'T EVEN SEE IT!"

Ed said as a vein popped out of his noggin.

"Now, now children behave or no desert." Said a highly amused voice from the ceiling.

"What the hell! This 'HAS' to be a dream first I get waken up by water being thrown onto me and then a crazy psychopath

is hanging from my ceiling with knives! Ohh, and not to mention the one who threw the water on me is the perverted old man

that STOLE my first kis-" Ed clamped his hand over his mouth and blushed a little.

the silence was broken when the quote 'CRAY PSYCHOPATH' unqoute spoke pulling roy out of his gaze which was

peeking over Ed's chest down to his evenly toned ass. "Excuse me i would prefer to be called a ninja , Thank you very much!"

The psychopath i mean ninja said with a "hurumph" at the end.

Roy suddenly felt the urge to make ninja's fly but instead twitched quite a bit and yelled, " HUGHES HOW MANY TIMES DO I

HAVE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE NOT A GODDAMNED NINJA!"

"Well excuse me but i don't tell you that you're queer, now do i!" 'hughes' shot back.

"THAT'S BECAUSE I AM FUCKING QUEER MAES!" Roy said then slightly blushed and turned his head in embarassment.

Ed and hughes just sat there with their mouth's hanging open and gawking.

silence...

"...well he does kinda look like a girl." hughes said trying to lighten the mood...bad idea. In less than 10 seconds maes was

flying threw the bedroom door and down to the end of the hall with a 'thud'. Ed laughed at him.

"rooyy do something, he's your boyfriend." hughes whined while he rubbed his head, another mistake now he had a large shoe print across his face and

little birdies flying over his head in circles while he mumbled something that sounded like "No mommy i want to stay home and

bake cookies with you." "Serves you right" Roy said with a slight chuckle 'But he is my type he thought to himself'

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