Chapter Two

School or Movies?

"BLOODY HELL! IT'S BEEN CUT OFF!" Ron screamed. He let go of the boxers and it snapped back onto his sensitive skin and Ron screamed again," Oh Merlin! It's been cut off! It's been cut off! It's been cut off! How am I going to make babies! What is Hermione going to think! MUM!" He yelled noticing something was in his way when he tried to re-look in his boxers to make sure he wasn't hallucinating," BLOODY HELL! IT IS GONE!" Ron took deep breathes.

" What are these in the way--?" He looked into his shirt and his ears turned red, his face turned pure white with a mix of green, and he almost fainted.

"Ginny, was that you screaming?" Mrs.Weasley said in a concerned tone. Ginny turned and looked confused," No, mum, it wasn't me…sounded like it came from Ron's room." She said scratching her head.

Mrs.Weasley took Ginny's hand and dragged her into Ron's room.

Ron covered his face and fell back onto his bed," Mum! What in bloody hell is happening to me! First 'its' been cut off, second my chest is swollen, thirdly my hair is longer then Ginny's, and my body is…I'm shorter! Bloody Hell, bloody hell, bloody hell, is this a dream!"

Ginny's came out from behind Mrs.Weasley and looked even more confused," Is…that…RON!" She burst into laughing and pointed a finger at Ron.

" You have to look into the mirror, Ronald." Ginny said his name sarcastically. Mrs.Weasley looked shocked at first and she then let out a chuckle noticing it was Ron.

She looked down at his boxers and felt alittle sorry for Ron. Ginny bit her lip to prevent her from laughing even more," To give you more advice Ron, I suggest you change into tighter underwear and grab a pad from the bathroom." She smiled sheepishly.

Ron's eye's widened as he stared blank for a second wondering what the heck Ginny just said. He slowly rose from his bed and walked over to the mirror. Ron couldn't believe it so he felt his hair and his sides. He screamed like a girl and noticed his non deep voice," I'M A GIRL!" he shrieked.

"Mum…is this…really me!" Ron questioned a million times, but Mrs.Weasley just kept nodding.

He started feeling his body, feeling awkward because it was a girls," This feels weird…I feel like a violated a girls body doing that! Wait! What about Hermione? What is she going to do when she sees me? She is gonna go back to VICKY!". (A/N: Yes, yes, first signs of extreme PMS, I seriously don't wanna be Ron right now :p )

"But, hey…I'm pretty." Ron said looking in the mirror.

Harry sat on the couch, being more welcomed by the Dursleys because Dudley showed physical attraction to Harry, well, Harry's girl side.

She sighed deeply as Aunt Petunia kept whispering to Dudley about her, he just shrugged. The signs of how she didn't want Harry there, of course, mother jealousy towards a girl. Harry finally heard them talk to her and she smiled so innocently that they fell for it," Umm… dear, can you tell us your name?" Her face went pink, and he tried to think of a name.

Of course, the first name that came into her head was Ginny, but she didn't want to take her name. Then Harry started stalling," My name is really embarrassing…" Dudley chuckled and stuffed a whole cupcake in his mouth," C'mon teww uz!" He mumbled threw the food in his mouth. (A/N: He said," Come on! Tell us!" )

" I really don't know…" She stalled some more as she thought. The second name in her head, Hermione, but she didn't want to take her name either. Harry thought of the girl version of his name," Harriet..ta." Aunt Petunia and Uncle Vernon looked at her in shock," Harry?" Harry shook his head and just said a random name," Rebecca Harrietta Dawson."

That moment, Dawson's Creek came on the television. (A/N: Okay, okay, I know there isn't any Dawson's Creek in London, so this is the British version of it xD)

That saved Harry's life.

They turned off the television and Dudley mumbled through his food, showing the contents in his mouth," Nice name! But long.." Aunt Petunia looked at Harry in shock, thinking Harry used his 'wand' to be a girl, or believe that it was someone else," Why did you're parents name you that?" Harry burst into tears (A/N: Lol! Acting again xD)

" Please…don't mention that. My parents left me when I was very young…I was told they were really good people, but they left me because they were to young. People kept saying that they would find better parents to look after me, but then, never did. So I was left in the orphanage and each day I cried and cried…" She stopped and wiped her tears," So I ran away because kids their have been mean to me, and I fainted from hunger… and I woke up here." Harry grabbed a tissue and wiped her tears.

"Oh, how horrible. But then…how come your wearing Harry's clothes? Do you know him? Duddie-kins here told me that you're even wearing his 'boxers'." Aunt Petunia said wiping Dudley's mouth with tissue.

Uncle Vernon's face turned from purple to red then to peach. Harry gulped and coughed," I woke up in that room naked in that bed and I found some clothes in the trunk so I wore it, and that was all, really. Also, I have never met a boy named Harry." Dudley nearly spit out his food," Naked!"

She nodded and pretended to giggle." I'm just going to have some fresh air…and give you lot time to discuss things about me." Harry ran out of the house holding her pants up and took a deep breath and smiled,' How oblivious they can be. They're so foolish, I guess innocent girls win…' She chuckled and wanted to scream in excitement.

Dudley came out of the house and sighed. Harry knew that on the expression on his face wasn't good," I'm not aloud to stay, isn't that right?" she said. Dudley just looked at Harry.

He gulped and cleared his throat," Rebecca-" Harry coughed and corrected him," Call me Becca." Dudley nodded and continued," Becca, err…this is weird to say seeing that I only met you today…erm…would you go to the movies with me?"

Harry snapped her head towards Dudley," W-w-wait…Did you just ask me out?" he nodded.

Harry took a step towards the door," I'm sorry Dudley, but I'd rather go back to school. Let me consider it." Dudley felt totally rejected and Harry left into the house leaving him feeling gobsmacked.

(A/N: Hey :D I finally updated. Next week I won't be able to update much because I am returning back to school! This chapter wasn't as fun as the first one...But I still try Well, thank you to people who reviewed! I really appreciete it! Now...that name thing with Harry, it just came into his mind. There is no such thing as a Brittish version of Dawson's Creek, it was just a random put there. Random. Yes. Well, Hopefully I can have the next chapter updated soon! Bye bye 3)

xxooMichelle