Disclaimer; you know how it goes. Legolas isn't mine, I've just tied him up and locked him in my closet.
Chapter three: Thank You Captain Obvious.
"What in the name of the Valar just happened!" Legolas yelled. He was so shocked he had almost fallen over, and was now leaning on the wall for support.
"I believe she just kissed you." Aragorn replied, the human much calmer than the elf for a change.
"Thank you Aragorn, I hadn't noticed." Gobbets of sarcasm fell to the floor. His sneer (yes sneer) would have put Bridget's purple monkeys to shame.
"No need to get snarky Legolas, I was just saying. Honestly, what did you expect me to say? Congratulations on being the world's most fridged elf! A note of anger had crept into Aragorn's voice (just a note.). He loved his friend, but in this case, he was totally over-reacting.
"I've had girlfriends."
"Not many."
"Well forgive me if I don't sleep with every silly bint who throws herself at me! Unlike someone I know."
Aragorn was furious. "The only woman I ever slept with I married. I'm going to bed." He walked out without a backwards glance.
Legolas looked over at the sleeping girl with trepidation, absolutely refusing to admit how terrified he was, although he couldn't have said why.
Authors note; Thank to my reviewers! I was starting to get despondent that nobody was reading my story and wasn't going to update, but, this chapter is for youse! (wow that's actually a word.)