Here's the next chappie! Oh yeah and thanks to fadedjeans for the advice. Thanks!
As I was saying the two rival cooks were picking up their weapons when suddenly! At the cook lair…
The Wonder chef was sitting on his private butt-groove sofa watching his favorite sit com. The thought of that cooking was about to terribly wrong jolted his mind.
"Uhh! My cooking disaster senses are tingling! It looks like Genis, now who's the other guy; I can't make out his face. Oh my god, no… it can't be… it's regal Bryant the one I said was god of the kitchen. No how could this be he is breaking rule number 268038780 set 75 B. cooking shall never be disturbed by violence..." Cleared the Wonder chef whose real name is Chad. He read the rest of the paragraph. "… Unless a cook is cooking then accidentally cuts off his finger." The wonder chef thought to him self teah! That's never going to happen to anyone. Wait that happened to me! Well I'm off to save the world of cooking from going wrong.
Back at the station…The two cooks were embraces themselves getting ready for a fight for the title of best cook. Right before regal was about to make the first move, the wonder chef crashed through the door carrying a rather huger-than-normal pitchfork.
"I shall not let cooking go wrong!" the wonder chef was charging like a bull. But it was just the background. To tell you the truth he was really only running his hardest. A turtle is even faster than him. "I shall not let you!"
The two chefs put down their weapons and eyes grew bored. Their eyes not even looking at each other.
Genis sighed, "So you want to take him on first?"
"No I insist you take him on."
"I know, we'll settle this over tea."
"That'll be nice."
So the two adversaries walked away to a nearby tea shop, waiting for the wonder chef to finally make it to the kitchen. Regal getting green tea, and Genis getting Raspberry flavored tea for kids. After the two got their beverages they sat down at a table trying to compromise who would take on the chef.
"So how about I'll take the first shift and get him down on the ground. Then you give him a slap to make him dumbfounded?" asked regal
"Nah how about I'll take him down then you give him the weggie. I'm still afraid of slapping people from last year. Oohh..."
Flash Back stars…"Ok! No you don't! I know that you're the author and all, but hell no I'm not going to let you show that flash back! Maybe I'll even kill you instead of killing Genis."
Flash Back blocks back off into background"Much better. So it's settled I'll slap him in the spot."
"Ok, I'm fine with that. Now let's just go back to the station and-." Genis was cut off at what he had turned his head to see. "wow, I never knew that this scenery was so lame. We're right beside the studio."
"Then why did we take the long way with the cab?" Regal looked angry, ready to kill the author, otherwise me… "I'm going to kill you." And he taunts me in the voice of Freddie. Wow and he still remembers me and my Freddie issue? Wow!
After my taunts of horror the two cooks broke through some of the props and back into the studio with the look of bloody Mary in their eyes.
"Okay, so that's the plan. You slap him and I'll kill him."
"Okay."
And I'm not going to tell you the rest. If you really want to see the rest, I'll have to make a author's cut… woooo won't I like that? Anyway plz review!