Wow! Thank you so much for your kind reviews! We are honored, and as such we will try to respond to all:

teshara: Thanks for the email/reply; yes DDodgers for one is rather obsessed (h/s/i admits it too!) with dates etc., however for purposes of this fic Lucius's graduation date shall be ignored (also did we even mention if he was/was not a student?). Please continue reading! The Mouse of Anon: Wow, thanks! "Absolutely bleeding hilarious" is what we were going for, we weren't sure if we'd get there, thank you so much! ellilyo: Feel better, and thanks for reading! hpfreak: gringringrin :p And we aren't sure how many down...um...yes the name is, well, different. No idea how we came up with it; we think it had something to do with coffee and MSN.The Fifth Marauder: Umm...backs away to find that Sirius is already hiding there...fear not, friend, we shall continue to update! floro13: Yes, we agree. Completely. Nuppu: We, too, are not sure when they found the time; we have, however, noticed that the dates on the journals are few and far between (every week at most)...laugh out loud more, you scare more people. Try it in elevators! Marvinlebt42: Your wish is our command (well, sort of). Yours Truly: Thanks! Yeah, the perspectives thing is why we wrote it from the POV of all 4 Marauders, we're glad it turned out to be 4 different "voices" instead of 1. As Sirius would say, "Excellent!" Aylah: What do you mean, GREEDY:looks offended and starts to cry: Heehee excellent, we are truly glad that you think the characters are, well, in character. That was DDodgers's main goal (h/s/i is in charge of coming up with the diary titles and tried to keep even those in character). Do you like "Esquire"? Rocks-my-socks: Fear not, we shall! rockergurl13: This may be DDodgers's favorite review (she loves you all, but it makes her so happy to know her writing is in character! Especially as Peter is very difficult to write). Elfstorm: Medical miracle, eh? We agree...keep dying laughing! (with resurrection of course...glances around nervously...lol). moony391: Ok:p Sarah: Ten points to Gryffindor!

Thank you so much, all of you...as we got more than double the reviews we had requested (thanks!), here is the next chapter/installment/what-have-you!

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THE DIARY OF JAMES POTTER

The Deepest Secrets of James Potter's Life

Do Not Read Unless You Wish to Die a Very Painful Death Involving My Friend Sirius Black (Who is Authorized to Read This) and Chocolate Frogs

September 30

Found something today, it was in Dumbledore's office when I was giving my monthly Head Boy report. While Evans...ah, Lily! Fairest of the fair, why can't you like me? I could stare into your emerald-green eyes for days, no, years, and your hair is like cascading fire...

Sorry, I will try very hard to stay on topic here. While Evans was giving her report, I swiped this off Dumbledore's desk:

HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY

OFFICIAL SCHOOL RULES: PROPOSED REVISIONS AND ADDITIONS

1. Students are not allowed to ride broomsticks in the corridors.

2. Students are not allowed to Charm their broomsticks into horses and ride them in the corridors.

3. Sirius Black is not allowed to even carry a broomstick in the corridors.

4. The official school uniform does not in any way incorporate pink bunny slippers or Viking helmets.

5. Students may not attempt to set up a tightrope between chandeliers.

6. Tarzan is a fictional character and his ape language is neither real nor should be used in class.

Brilliant, no? I thought about adding in some things, but decided that it would be better to do them first and then have a rule made against them. Anyway, have thought of yet another way to ask Lily, no I mean Evans, oh bugger Sirius is going to laugh if he reads this, it's Lily in my journal though! BACK ON TOPIC: I have thought of a way to ask Lily to the first Hogsmeade weekend, she won't be able to refuse this one!

Must go, Peter is screeching about something that sounds very much like "Sirius! Put it out! Put it out!"

JAMES

We couldn't wait to put this chapter up...and yes, rule number 6 is COMPLETELY random and involved an obscene amount of coffee.

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