Well, it's high time we updated and thanked all our great reviewers! First off, we'd like to say you guys are awesome, and an inspiration; we had the first few entries planned out but are basically winging it from here (Duck Dodgers BSes more stuff than h/s/i should, anyway).

Aylah: Yes, he was "that incredibly distracted" :winks: The same thing happens in this chapter, only in a different way. Everto Angelus: But of course WE were never like that as sixth-graders...um...and yes, you are right. Run in terror from the screaming hordes! Nuppu: We (and yes, this is Duck Dodgers answering, I'm just going to say "I" when the situation/sentence calls for it) enjoy your reviews very much. I bet there is a list like that at your school, lol, and yeah James and Sirius are the main troublemakers as far as we can tell. Peter is supposed to sound pathetic, thank you MUCH for thinking so (lol!). Don't worry...there is an elevator in your future somewhere...um...(Darkwing Duck suggests banks and/or hospitals, hospitals usually are the best...I mean, I know nothing about such things...). Anyway, thank you much, and please keep reading/reviewing! SuperChibis: Here you are:) rockergurl13: Thanks! Some chappies are better than others, so we're glad you think so! Elfstorm: That they should be taken as compliments has been duly noted. :) Does "DA" mean Dad or District Attorney? If it means the 2nd, then we really have something good here...lol jk...Sirius and James would be proud that you're corrupting your little brother, oh wait, I forgot, that's the purpose of little brothers (except for the few sweet ones, which I hope you have)...really, thank you very much, and happy reading! The Mouse of Anon: Let's see...#7 obviously Sirius; #8 all four of them (James nicked the Quidditch balls and the others were, shall we say, experiments/projects for Charms); #9 was thought up by James, encouraged by Remus (who was always hungry in Astronomy), orchestrated by the unwitting Peter, and blown out of proportion by Sirius, who decided that it would be a good idea to have a food fight when one of the Slytherins "accidentally" dropped a telescope on his foot; #10 was a race between Sirius and James; #11 was Sirius (see previous entries); and #12 was, as stated, the "great and eternally brilliant idea" of James's.

TheMightyDucks

THE DIARY OF REMUS LUPIN

Journal of Remus Lupin

Hogwarts School

October 12

Yesterday Sirius nicked the Bludgers from the Quidditch chest and gave them to Peter to set loose in the Slytherin dormitories. There was a massive exodus from the dungeons. Normally I would frown on this, since people could (and most likely did) get hurt, but as it's October, I don't mind. In fact, I thought I was going to die from laughing so hard.

Also, James managed to convince the house elves that Filch's office was to be promptly cleaned and refurbished with Gryffindor colours. Filch came storming out of his office and demanded to see Professor Dumbledore. I don't know why the Headmaster lets us get away with what we do. I guess it's because everyone adores James and Sirius. I suppose me too, that's what James always tells me: "If you're a Marauder, you're like royalty." I don't think either Peter or I are as Marauder-ish as Sirius and James, but I'm not complaining. Speaking of, I wonder what those two have planned for Halloween. I've had a few ideas, but nothing spectacular so far.

Remus

Later

Bloody wicked! Peter came running up to me all excited this afternoon, said James and Sirius couldn't find me but they wanted to tell me about Halloween. I won't even write it here, I don't want to spoil anything.

THE DIARY OF SIRIUS BLACK

The SECRET Journal of Sirius Black, Esquire

Do not open on pain of death unless of course you are Sirius

Or James Potter, also Esquire

October 18

Whoever thought detention was a capital way of punishing children should—wait, mustn't say anything bad about snitchers, coughSnivelluscough. Git is definitely not the word for someone who lands you in detention for a bloody week with some Slytherin. I don't recall her name at the moment but I will NEVER forget that voice. It could scrape the hide—scale by scale—off a dragon! What a nightmare! I can't beli

Sorry, had to talk to Peter for a moment. Still hasn't mastered his Transfiguration homework. What is there to master? Honestly, I sleep through most of McGonagall's classes.

Well, must go, time for dinner! And time to start really planning our Halloween prank. Even Dumbledore won't expect this!

Ever yours,

Sirius Black, Esq.

We hope that you have enjoyed thus far the, um, interesting adventures of the Marauders; as previously stated, Duck Dodgers has a friend who is very much like Sirius, and has NEVER done any of the preceding with said friend. Darkwing Duck: coughliarcough Duck Dodgers:innocent smile: What are you talking about:sighs: Ah, if only Bludgers were real...guess I'll have to settle for the occasional water balloon and/or snowball...

Anyway, thanks for the wonderful review...now all of you get out there and recruit more people in need of entertainment coughcorruptioncough!

With great sincerity and an overenthusiastic smile,

TheMightyDucks

By the way, if you'd like to contact us, we'll be back here...somewhere...attempting to write an anti-Sue story. Suggestions very welcome.