Wow...thanks so much for all the wonderful reviews, guys! Here is a COMPLETELY random thing that we made up on MSN one day...and TheLovelyLily, there is somewhat of a chronological order...but...that's about it. Randomness is the key here. Eventually the Halloween Prank will be revealed as well...we have yet to drink enough caffiene, lol.

Srry for the way I am: "Interesting" is a good word...lol. Everto Angelus:That's actually a great compliment since NOTHING makes Duck Dodgers feel better when h/s/i is feeling down (except maybe ice cream lol). Thanks! Joy: We hope this chapter brings you your namesake. Nuppu: Hopefully you went on a REALLY long trip, since Duck Dodgers's updating computer has been broken for 2 weeks (the agony!). Sad to say, we have not yet written The Prank, but we know what it is...and suggestions are great. Good luck with your crush, that sounds like great fun! rockergurl13: I was debating putting lastchapter up because it is pointless, but it was funny so we did anyway. We probably did miss some...oh well. :) Thanks for being such a dedicated reviewer! padfootsnogger: WOW...:blushes: a huge long very kind review AND an email! Wefeel like...Marauders! Or something...Here is your update;we sincerely hope that you like it, and please do continue to review (and tell your friends about our slightly deranged caffiene-fueled fic!); we appreciate it a lot! Last, but not least by any means, LIz: Thank you, and as we said the stupid computer has been broken for 2 weeks (aargh!), so here you are!

ENJOY, ALL!

"The Sonnet To Lily Rose Evans Who Doesn't Like Me Even Though I Try to be Nice to Her and Compliment Her and Ask Her Out and Oh Bugger Sirius is Laughing Again"

by James H. Potter, Esquire

How do I love thee, Lily, let me count the ways...

Darn this could go on for days...

Your eyes are like pools of deep forest green

Your hair has the beautifulest fiery sheen

Beautifulest isn't a word, James

I love you like Sirius!

Oh wait—let's be serious!

I don't love certain people who write in my sonnets

Because they annoy me and...(smudged word that looks vaguely like "sonnets")

Can't think of a word that rhymes with sonnet, eh mate?

YOU'RE RUINING A PERFECTLY GOOD POEM TO LILY!

Who—ha, Padfoot, this rhymes—makes my heart feel silly

I wish we could sit in the Astronomy Tower ...

And what, my dear Jamesy-boy, snog by the hour?

Thank you, dear Sirius, for all your help

Now get away from my journal before I hex you to—(smudged word)

(smear)

(footprint)

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I didn't mean it, Lily, I don't fight with my friends!

Oh, shut it, Sirius, I don't need you laughing again.

Duck Dodgers' personal favorite part is "footprint". H/s/i just thought they'd add that. Please review...we really enjoy hearing from you!

TheMightyDucks