Pregnant Again

CHAPTER 7

Jesse is about to leave the house when…two little anklebiters cling to his legs.

"Sons, go bother Uncle Danny right now. Daddy can't play right now," he said.

"Why Daddy?" Nicky asked.

"Be…" Jesse froze. He couldn't think of anything! Finally he broke down and said, "Because Daddy's going to see a PG movie, and he won't be back until waaaaaaaay after the movie."

"Okay. We'll go play with Uncle Danny," Nicky said. Jesse couldn't believe that they believed it.

Michelle got in Jesse's way right when he got to the door, "What are you doing?"

"Uncle Jesse's going to see a PG movie," Jesse responded.

"No, you're not. I know you," Michelle said, "I wanna come."

"Well, Jesse won't be back in until at least 11:00, where you will be sound asleep."

"Alright, I give in."

"Thank you. Outta the way, moo-moo-moo-moo-move it!"

Jesse was getting in his car.

"God, it's pitch black out here!" he said.

He went to the warehouse that was an hour away.

He tried to get in, but the door wouldn't open.

"Damn, it's closed!" he said.

He went to Gift-Mart. The store that's open until 9:00 p.m.

He looked at his car clocked and it said 8:56 p.m.

"I've got to hurry!" he said.

Luckily, he got there at 8:57 p.m. He searched and found a gift for Rebecca for Christmas morning, but it was 8:59!

"Sorry, but the store will close in 1 minute. If you have things to buy, I'm afraid you'll have to put them back until December 26 at 9 a.m. Sorry," a store voice said.

Jesse sighed. Then he left to a store an hour away that closes at 10:30.

"Yes, the perfect gift for Becky! But which to chose?" he asked himself.

The store had plenty of things that Becky would like.

"This isn't going to be quick," Jesse sighed.

MEANWHILE

Nothing much was going on in the Tanner family house. Everyone was asleep. Michelle, however, was sleepwalking. Santa Claus was, however, putting Christmas presents under the Christmas tree. Michelle sleepwalked down the steps and shook Santa's hand. When she woke up from her sleepwalk, she was amazed.

"Santa Claus?" Michelle said.

"No one but," Santa said.

"I'm sorry I caught you, but I was really thirsty."

"That's alright little girl, you go get your drink."

"I'm just gonna pour me a glass of water."

She poured herself the water then went upstairs and pretty much instantly fell asleep once she got in bed.

BACK WITH JESSE

It was 10:29 when Jesse picked Becky's gift.

"No, this isn't happening! 10:29 already?" he said.

He left with nothing.

"My only miracle is to find a 24-hour store that is also open on holidays!" he said.

He couldn't find a store, so he pleaded the gift he ordered for Rebecca would appear as a gift under the tree.

TO BE CONTINUED…