The Adventures of Master Yrrek
And the Piggy Jedi
Author – A Horse Called Hwin
Genres – Qui/Obi, Humor, Parody, Science Fiction/Fantasy, slightly Romance
Rating – PG-13 (for a little bit violence and impolite language)
Spoilers – None to my knowledge, or maybe a tiny bit of Episode I.
Warnings – Well, perhaps none? By the way, this is a slash (Qui/Obi) fiction.
Disclaimer – I swear that I am only torturing the characters with my twisted mind.
Feedback – I could sense the peace and kindness in you, and the Force tells me that you are such a generous person that you won't begrudge me the feedback.
Author's Note – This is only a piece of trash written by a lunatic, so please don't take it too serious.
To the Piggy Jedi,
Who has made up the story with me;
And To Master Dont-Do,
Who has been the first person to endure this ridiculous garbage.
Teaser Trailer
The purged Jedi Order landed on Earth and lived again, but lost two souls: Qui-Gon Jinn's and Obi-Wan Kenobi's. Therefore, the High Council sent the respectable Master Yrrek and the orphan Padawan Sharr Liaa to find the missing Jedi souls. Soon the team discovered they have become William Nissan and Evan McKellen, so they must bring the two men together and somehow make them fall in love with each other as they used to be. But they are both married now and got their own children! Will our heroes ever be able to fulfill their mission?
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The Adventures of Master Yrrek
And the Piggy Jedi
Chapter One
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
After the magnificent Jedi Purge, the Jedi High Council discovered that in a galaxy far, far away, there is a small planet called Earth. So the souls of the Council made up their mind that they would move the entire order's souls to that lovely planet and make them all live again.
Therefore, they arrived on Earth and built a castle in Hollywood, named the Jedi Castle, because there isn't enough space for them to build a new temple. After the completion of the Castle, the Council began to check if all the Jedi souls were here.
To their great horror, they had lost not only one, but TWO souls. So Master Yoda immediately held a council meeting to discuss the issue.
Yoda – Find them, we must. Send someone powerful on this mission, we will.
Mace – But who?
Other members – (shake their heads desperately)
Yrrek – (having a little nap on her cozy council chair)
Yoda – Ah…Master Yrrek…
Yrrek – (awakes) Huh?
Yoda – Trust your insight, we do. Complete the mission, you will. Bring them back, you must.
Yrrek – What mission?
Yoda – Find the Lost Two.
Yrrek – Hmm?
Yoda – And may the Force be with you.
Yrrek – Never mind. But who am I looking for?
Yoda – Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan.
Yrrek – You mean the Love Birds?
Mace – The orphan Padawan Sharr Liaa from the Planet Piggy will assist you.
Yrrek – Well, that's more reasonable.
Mace – They have already turned into ordinary people on Earth, and your job is to find them and bring them to the Council, then we will recover their memory.
Yrrek – Ooo…okay…
Mace – You don't know what we're talking about, right?
Yrrek – Right.
Mace – (sighs) Some Council Member…Anyway, you must find two Earth people who actually are Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi but they don't remember that anymore. Find them, and bring there here. Is that clear?
Yrrek – Crystal.
Yoda – May the Force be with you. And don't come back without them.
Other members – (nods sympathetically)
Yrrek starts to leave but turns back at the door.
Yrrek – Um, one problem.
Yoda – Yes?
Yrrek – How am I supposed to find them if they are not them anymore?
Yoda – I don't knooooow, but find them you will after all. FIGURE IT OUT!
Yrrek – All right, all right. Suppose I didn't ask.
Yrrek walks out.
Thirty minutes later…
Sharr – Hey, Master Yrrek, where are we going?
Yrrek – To find the creepy Lost Twooooooo.
Sharr – What is the Lost Twooooooo?
Yrrek – Q/O.
Sharr – They're lost? Oh, those poor things…
Yrrek – Poor? POOR? No, Padawan Liaa, they're not poor. WE are the ones who are poor. Look, we don't have any clues, we don't have any money, and we won't have any rewards. Worst of all, they don't have any memories!
Sharr – (doesn't really understand) Okay, WE are poor.
They walk out of the Jedi Castle.
Sharr – So how are we going to find them anyway?
Yrrek – I've got two holographs of them, and I made them into photographs so we could carry them out of the Castle.
Sharr – Uuuuuhhh…huuuhh…So……what will we do with those photos?
Yrrek – We will check on ANYONE's face on our way.
Sharr – That sounds stupid.
Yrrek – Sure it's stupid, you little moron, I don't need YOU to remind me.
Sharr – Humph!
They go onto a street in Hollywood and begin their work. Five hours later, they sit on a bench, languishing tragically.
Yrrek – The Lost Two sons of a Sith! Where ARE they!
Sharr – Humph, hate them!
Yrrek – Hatred leads to the Dark Side, Padawan Liaa.
Sharr – Oh, right. Don't like them!
Yrrek – Good.
They watch the sun setting.
Sharr – I'm hungry.
Yrrek – And I'm not? Listen, Piggy, if you still wanna be in this story – I mean, on this mission, you'll have to learn to shut…up...
Sharr – Humph!
Yrrek looks up and sees the Skywalker Farm. Scents of dinner are leaking from there.
Yrrek – Hey, seems there might have something to eat.
Sharr – But we don't have any money, said by yourself.
Yrrek – Of course, but did I say we're gonna buy the dinner?
Sharr – Uh uh.
Yrrek – That's right. I am going to make them give us some dinner.
Sharr – Oh, I like stealing!
Yrrek – Uh uh uh, Sharr. This is not stealing, it's called the permitted borrowing.
Sharr – (doesn't understand) Oooo…okay.
They go to the entry, but are stopped by a security guard.
Guard – Let's see some IDs.
Yrrek – (waves) You don't need to see any IDs.
Guard – I don't need to see any IDs.
Yrrek – Thank you.
To be continued...