Disclaimer: Well thanks to the two reviews for my last chapter. (omg i never knew it was that bad :slaps face repeatedly: DAMMIT!) anyways i know that i'm a very sucky, stupid, idiotic, weird, ugly, fat, retarded :takes a deeeeeep breath: writer. Oh well if you want to continue reading then please do, if you don't then GET OUT! he he... but seriously once again i'll always repeat myself...NO FLAMES!

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Chapter 2:

Raven looked down and was afraid to tell Dante about her past, until Dante grabbed her by the shoulder and shook her lightly. While Dante was shaking her, she blinked and looked up at Dante. "What are you doing?"

"Oh i'm terribly sorry. Did i accidently ruined your lovely day dream?" Dante was being sarcastic. "No, it's just that i don't really want to tell you about my past Dante..."

"Why not?"

"Well it's because...umm...i don't know how to put it. I'm a...i'm a..." Raven started to studder. "Your a what?" Dante said.

"Well let's just say i'm exactly like you...Do you get it?"

"Ughhhhhh...no i don't."

"Dante i'm a half human half demon you idiot!" Raven dug her head on her knees. "Oh your...wait a minute who's your father?"

"Lord Zarroc. Why?" She looked up at Dante. "Who's your father Dante?" Dante had already heard about the story with Sparda; his father killing Zarroc. So Dante had to come up with a quick name..."My father's...name...is umm...Mr. Erin..." Think Dante think. What should be the last name? Dante saw a broken down computer outside and saw the word SAMSUNG. So he had to use it. "It's SamSung. Yeah, Mr. Erin SamSung"

"Oh do you mean that prisoner in my father's dungeon? Wow i never even knew that guy was a demon."

Holy shit! That's actually a man's name. Oh man i'm good... Dante was thinking while looking at the floor with a smirk on his face.

"Are you okay Dante?"

"Yeah..." Dante stood up walking to his desk then sat down; and obviously thumped his feet on too his desk.

"Umm i have a question to ask you Dante."

Sure. What is it?"

"Well have you ever seen umm...any---well you know who Sparda is right?"

"Of course i do! He's my father---'s friend's uncle's cousin. heh..." Dante thought Raven would notice something suspicious, but she didn't.

"Well have you ever heard or seen the two sons he has. Well i have to kill them because they still got Sparda's blood running through their veins, and i had to kill Sparda, but since he's already dead, i have to kill everyone who is related to him. I mean him and his wife are both dead, so i will have to kill the two sons, and i heard that they were twins. What do you think?"

Dante once again was just staring at Raven blankly. Then after he started to talk really fast. "Nope i'm sorry never heard or seen of the twins, and promise me that we will never speak of this again goodnight!" He laid his head back and closed his eyes.

"Okay..." Raven just laid down on the couch and was slowly closing her eyes as well. So now that Raven was asleep, it was all quiet inside of Devil May Cry. All you could hear is the rain hitting hard against the window.

Dante slowly opened his eyes and looked at Raven. Since he knew that now she was finally asleep, he thought maybe a warm shower would cool him off once and for all. So he walked to his bathroom and took about a 30 minute shower. So while Dante was taking a warm shower, Raven quickly sat up and stood up, but her eyes were still closed. "I don't want hot chocolate, i just want to stay in my room forever and ever!" It looks like Raven was...sleep walking.

Raven was walking up the stairs, and opened the closest door on her left. She walked and fell right when she got to the bed. She cuddled up with some of the blankets and Dante's red jacket.

Dante finally finished his shower then when he came out of the bathroom, he was shirtless...like always. He didn't walk all the way too the couch, but he still thought Raven was there because he just saw a black leather thing; it's really her jacket, but he thought it was actually her.

He thought since she's a demon hunter she won't get hurt if someone or something just comes barging in here. Probably she could just take care of herself for atleast one night. So he walked upstairs and went in his room. He couldn't see Raven sleeping on his bed, because she was eventually covered by Dante's jacket.

"Oh man i'm so fuckin' tired right now." When he dropped down on his bed he just moved his jacket more over to his right side.

7:00 a.m.

It was dawn and Dante felt something odd. Something or someone was hugging him, and Raven felt like she was in heaven cuddling on fluffy clouds. "What the hell is that?" Dante tried opening his eyes but couldn't. So he started to rub them and saw 'someone' hugging him, but still couldn't tell who it was. Raven on the other hand did the exact same, and she couldn't even tell who or what she was hugging.

When they both finally widened their eyes Dante saw Raven hugging him, and Raven saw Dante in...her arms. Raven screamed and got out of the bed. Dante just rolled out of bed.

"How dare you Dante!"

"What? What the hell did i do?"

"I don't know, but you probably brought me here on your bed. I mean how else can i get on your bed in the first place?"

"Hmm i don't know? Maybe you just came to my bed while i was already asleep and you were doing 'something' to me, and you ended up hugging me."

"Eww, why the hell would i even think of doing that anyways?" Raven still had part of the blanket stuck to her shirt. Then when she pulled it off, She was wearing her black leather clothing that is suppose to be beneath her long black leather jacket. She was wearing her black leather shorts, and a black leather tube top. (i totally know what some of you people are thinking...Raven is sooo slutty. Well guess what? SHE"S NOT! Maybe that's why she wears the long black leather trench coat, and covers everything underneath.)

"I know what you were trying to do Dante...you were trying to rape me! You asshole!" Raven tackled Dante to the ground.

"Whoa Raven get off of me...if you want me you would of just asked politely instead of just tackling me down."

"WHAT? Dante i think you pissed me off far enough! God i'm just gonna grab my black trench coat, then leave!"

"Raven!" Dante pulled on to Raven's arm. "Don't touch me, if you want me to stay here with you...then...you better not touch me, talk to me, or even come near me!"

"Raven, i mean it. Why the hell are you acting like a bitch? I mean if i didn't bring you up here with me, and you didn't sneak in here while i was asleep, how else would you have got in here?"

"I don't know Dante? Why don't you take your time and think smartass!"

"Look why the hell are you calling me the rude names for, when i didn't even do anything to you? Okay, how about this? We just forget about all of this happening and---"

"What do you mean forget about it? Dante what happens if i just lost my damn virginity---"

"Whoa Raven! Don't start...look your a cute, actually a very hot women, but i mean, i don't even think that i should just 'do it' while your sleeping...i'm not that stupid okay!"

"Fine i trust you for now Dante...but next time i'm out of here!" Raven said while she exited out of Dante's bedroom. "Oh man what the hell...what a freakin' BITCH!" Dante said while he sat on his bed. Dante found some Vodka under his bed and drank whatever that was leftover. Dante stood up and through the empty bottle out of his window. He stood in front of his mirror, and fixed his hair; only for about 4 seconds, 'cause it was naturally straight. Dante started to make poses in front of the mirror and Raven was at the door looking at him the whole time.

"Dante?" Dante quickly looked back and saw Raven leaning against the wall. "Oh Raven? What a surprise, i thought your not talking to me?"

"Okay look, i said i was sorry, but i'm going out for awile okay."

"Where though" Dante said.

"Oh well i'm just gonna quickly drop off to the coffee pub. Do you want anything while i'm there?"

"...coffee."

"Yeah, umm Dante would be more specific. Actually never mind i'm just gonna get you the coffee that i usually have for myself. How's that?"

"Actually...i don't really care." Dante said while walking out the door.

God what the hell is her problem? First she's all happy at the coffee pub, then she's all crazy hearing about how i was hypothetically a half demon, then she was all happy when i got to my place and i told her about how my half is 'REALLY' demon, then she gets crazy this morning, now she is all happy again about finding out the real truth; how i never really raped her. Maybe she is just tricking me, and just wants me too rape her? Or instead of that she really wants to 'have it'. Dante thought while he walked downstairs and sat in his chair. Raven walked right behind Dante down the stairs but she just left Devil May Cry.

20 Minutes Later

Raven got back with two coffees in her hands. "Where the hell were you? I can't believe i was starting to actually worry about you!" Dante asked.

"I was getting coffee! Duh...oh yeah i took long because you wouldn't believe how freakin' long the line was man!" Raven gave Dante's coffee to him, but was laughing. "Why the hell are you laughing?" Dante asked Raven. "Oh umm...there's something in your hair, and it totally doesn't look right!"

"What are you talking about?" Dante was shaking his head side to side, and rubbing it. "Okay Dante! It's gone, don't worry so much!"

Raven sat on the couch then was drinking her coffee, trying not to laugh.

Oh man i can't believe Dante didn't notice it yet? I can't wait to see the look on his face! I even can't believe i lied to the freak about having something in his hair...Raven thought.

"Are you okay Raven?" Dante asked. She just nodded, too scared to say a word. She knew right away that she was going to burst out laughing if she opens her mouth. Dante just shrugged. When he sipped his coffee...he spat it out, and kept his hand on his mouth. It kind of looked like he was about to vomit. He glared at Raven, and then through his coffee at her. Raven just dodged it by ducking down. She started laughing like crazy while Dante ran into the bathroom.

"Dante?" Raven called out. "Dante you could stop fooling around now..." Raven sat up. Then was walking to the bathroom. Right when she reached the door Dante was in his demon form and grabbed Raven by the neck. He through Raven on to the couch and took out his sword.

"Whoa Dante, are you fuckin' crazy?"

Dante tried stabbing her, but then she turned demon, and stopped his sword. She was all white and her wings were big white feathers. She also had red eyes; the red looks like the colour of your blood.

Dante turned back human, then Raven turned back after as well right after. "Are you crazy Dante or what?"

"What the fuck did you put in that coffee, 'cause you don't know how pissed i am right now!"

"Why the hell are you blaming me Dante? I mean i thought you deserved that!"

"WHAT DID I DO? Actually first i want to know what the hell did you put in that coffee?"

"Well i put 14 packages of sugar, 21 teaspoons of cream, handfull of salt and pepper, i pretty much squeezed the ketchup and mustard bottle too hard, didn't i?"

"Raven you got me there, fine. Don't forget this Raven, you picked the wrong person too pull this stunt on though."

"Well all that matters is that it worked right? I mean you should have seen the look on you face man! It was like all sweaty and red. Oh and i lied about how i laughed because there was something in your hair, but there really wasn't anything." Raven said laughing. While Dante on the other hand just kept an evil glare staring at Raven.

Dante took out his gun and was about to shoot Raven in the face until...the entrance/exit door to Devil May Cry slammed open.

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Well Chapter 2 is finished. Hmm, i don't think that anyone besides my sister and i know who just slammed the door opened. Well everyone is just going to have to wait till the next chapter comes up. Please R&R...and...once again NO FLAMES!