Author's Note: Spoilers of Episode I included. This is a ridiculous chapter, but if any of you could bother toreview, I would be truly grateful.
Chapter Two
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They stride into the Farm.
Sharr – What IS this place?
Yrrek – A filming studio.
Sharr – About what?
Yrrek – Some stupid movies called Star Wars.
Sharr – But they're about us!
Yrrek – Noooooo, they're about the entire Jedi Order EXCEPT us.
Sharr – Hate – I mean, don't like them!
Yrrek – Me either.
They walk and walk and walk, and they find the dining hall.
Sharr – It's pretty crowded there…
Yrrek – Lousy movie people. But it'll make our dinner all the easier to get.
They walk into the dining hall, noticed by Jorge Lucca, the director.
Jorge – Hey, you there!
Yrrek – What do you want?
Jorge – Do I know you two? And where did you get those Jedi costumes?
Yrrek – (waves) You think we are some extras in the movie.
Jorge – I think you are some extras in the movie.
Yrrek – Then, what's the problem, Jorge?
Jorge – N-no…I think.
Yrrek – Off you go, then.
Jorge – Okay.
Lucca walks away.
Sharr – I wanna do that, too!
Yrrek – Not until your Master Dont-Do returns.
Sharr – Humph!
They have a nice dinner and when they leave, Yrrek notices a script booklet on the table.
Yrrek – (smiles evilly) Holy Force, what's this? A script booklet without its owner.
Sharr – What's the matter, Arwen()?
Yrrek – It's the script about the movie they're now filming, warthog().
Sharr – Humph!
Yrrek – Let's see…Hmm…interesting…they are filming a movie about the Love Birds…
Sharr – Really! I wanna have a look! Do they kiss?
Yrrek – Sadly no…The Lost Two just get separated because of Qui-Gon Jinn's lunacy.
Sharr – Poor Obi-Wan…Hate – I mean, don't like Anakin Skywalker!
Yrrek – Right. (thinks of something) Will the two actors be the Lost Two?
Sharr – (shrugs irresponsibly) Don't know it.
Yrrek – (rolls eyes) Suppose I didn't ask.
They sneak into the camera room and find the actors there.
Yrrek – Okay, Sharr. (Gives her one photo) You take care of the Padawan, and I'll take care of the Master.
Soon, they both find their targets.
Sharr – It's Obi-Wan!
Yrrek – And that ridiculous man is Qui-Gon Jinn. Oh great, mission accomplished.
Sharr – Let's go get 'em!
Yrrek – Hold it.
Sharr – Why?
Yrrek – What if they had wives or children already?
Sharr – Oh…That'll be very, VERY complicated…
Yrrek – (sighs) I know…
Soon they know that Qui-Gon Jinn is now called William Nissan and Obi-Wan Kenobi is now called Evan McKellen, and they are both married men. Jinn has two sons and Kenobi has two daughters.
Yrrek and Sharr leave the Farm and sit on the bench again.
Sharr – This is really, REALLY bad…
Yrrek – Mm Hmm.
Sharr – (yawns) Where are we going to sleep tonight?
Yrrek – I'll take care of that.
Yrrek finds a deserted building.
Sharr – This place looks creepy…
Yrrek – Better than nothing.
They go into the building and find a place to stay.
Yrrek – (imitates Yoda) And don't come back without them. (snorts)
Sharr – What shall we DO now?
Yrrek – I don't know, Mrs. Potts().
Sharr – Humph! And why you're always the one who gets to sleep on bed? Why do I have to sleep on floor all the time? And why you're always the one to get the better treatment and I'm always the one who gets the awful part of the mission?
Yrrek – It's very simple. Because I'm me, and you're you.
Sharr – Humph! (drifts off to sleep)
Yrrek starts to meditate and decides in the morning that they will wait patiently – try to wait patiently to see what might happen next. They will find a way to keep themselves alive while they are observing the Lost Two's life.
Additional Information:
1. Arwen is a character from the Lord of the Rings. In the Fellowship of the Ring, she once said to Aragorn: "What's this, a ranger without his weapon?"
2. Warthog is an African wild swine with warty protuberances on the face and large protruding tusks.
3. Mrs. Potts is a character from Beauty and the Beast. In one scene, she once asked the Beast when the villagers were ready to break into their castle, "What shall we do now, Master?"