Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter. I also don't own my own computer; I typed this on a piece of wood. WARNING: DON'T READ THIS IF YOU HAVE ANY BLADDER PROBLEMS OR WHILE DRINKING (MAY CAUSE YOU TO CHOKE)
Harry was in Potions class. He saw a glass on the table. He went over to it.
"Ooo, shiny." Harry said stupidly. He grinded. He picked it up and rubbed it. A fairy came out.
"Hello. My name is Pinky and you know all that other crap." She said.
"So, I get three wishes?" Harry asked.
"Yeah, sure, whatever. Just make it quick." Pinky said.
"Hmmm. I could use another wand. Wait, did I say that out loud? That was suppose to stay in a thought bubble!" Harry said quickly.
"Sorry. Too bad, so sad. Your wish is my command." All of a sudden Harry just turned into a fairy without warning.
"I'm, I'm. I'm Pink! I'm puny! I'm a pink puny fairy!" Harry screamed. Snape came over to Harry with an electric fly swatter.
"Oh snap, crackle, pop Rice Crispies." Harry said. Snape came closer and closer. This time, Snape was accompanied with a girl. Harry didn't know who it was. wait, wait. It's on the tip of my wing. Harry thought. But Harry couldn't see her face. It was all blurred, like those cop shows you see on t.v.
"Hey, it's Ron!" Harry said.
"Harry. Why is your voice so squeaky? And why are you pink? And most importantly, why are you a fairy? Wait! Who am I?" Ron cried. He ran away crying. Draco came up and laughed at Harry.
"You're a bloody fairy!" he laughed. He ran away.