Yrrek -- Hi there, you might be a little surprise to see me out of the story, but this is the next chapter.
Sharr -- You called this a "chapter"?
Yrrek -- (ignores her) And please forgive the long wait, gentle beings. And please grant us the reviews.
Sharr -- (snorts) As if there IS anyone reading this piece of junk -- though it won't have to be a piece of junk if I were the leading character.
Yrrek -- (narrows her eyes) Will you ever let the Council Member Master Yrrek finish her significant speech, Padawan Liaa?
Sharr -- Humph!
Yrrek -- (turns back to the audience) Anyway, there might be some materials unsuitable for children, so be sure to have your parents with you while reading if you are under 13 or...even 17,no, 18? (looks puzzled)
Sharr --How could YOU ask the audience anything if you are the one who's doing the warning job?
Yrrek -- (ignores her and the question leaves behind) We also like to thank anyone that has read or even reviewed this story. (bows her head with respect) And may the Force be with you.
Chapter Three
So they begin their long wait…
Yrrek becomes a street sweeper, and Sharr is her colleague.
Sharr – This job sucks!
Yrrek – Shut up and work.
Sharr – That's it! I'm leaving!
Sharr throws the broom on the ground and leaves with her famous "Humph!".
Boss – Where's the short one?
Yrrek – Well…
Boss – You'd better get that short one back, or you'll be in BIG trouble!
Yrrek holds up her hand, ready to use her precious mind-trick again.
Boss – What the hell do you think you are doing? Trying to punch your boss?
Yrrek – No! I was just –
Boss – Okay, Kerry, you're fired.
Yrrek – But –
Boss – Get out of my sight, or I'll call the police!
Yrrek runs away.
Yrrek becomes a sales man, and Sharr is her assistant.
Yrrek – This couch is Force-blessedly comfortable, this chair is Force-blessedly cozy, and that Table is Force-blessedly perfect. Don't consider the other shops' – they are all from the Dark Side…
Customer – Enough! I'm out of here. (runs out)
Yrrek – What did I do? I didn't behave like a Star Wars maniacal lunatic.
Yrrek becomes a beggar, and Sharr is her partner.
Yrrek – Please, give this poor, unfortunate, noble, elegant, decent, wise and powerful old man some money…
The passers roll their eyes and don't even stop.
So they go on their life like this for nine years, and they are always switching careers. They haven't killed themselves yet because they seem to have an enormous good luck in stock marketing.
Yrrek becomes a taxi driver, and Sharr is her so-called Mexican cashier.
Customer – You have a cashier!
Yrrek – (tilts up her taxi driver cap) Got a problem with that?
Customer – Not exactly. But you two are really strange in those clothes, you know. Those clothes look as if they are from the garbage car.
Yrrek – Well, they are.
Customer – Oh…(opens the door)
Sharr – Whea ah you goin'?
Customer – To get a new taxi. This one is crazy. (runs away)
Sharr – Say thaat agan, you bastahd!
Yrrek – Ahem, Sharr, we NEED customers.
Sharr – Oh…
One day, they get an unusual humming customer called Evan McKellen who wants to go to the airport.
Sharr – Why du you want tu go tu the eah-pollt?
Obi-Wan – Because I need to pick up a friend.
Sharr – Who?
Obi-Wan – My friend.
Sharr – I knol eet is yol fliend, buht who ees yol fliend?
Obi-Wan – Why do you need to know?
Sharr – (enraged) Because if you Big Bantha Shit don't tell me, I will –
Yrrek – (waves) You will tell us who your friend is and forget that the cashier has insulted you.
Obi-Wan – He is William Nissan.
Yrrek – (waves) And why is he here?
Obi-Wan – Because he's got a scene in Episode III.
Yrrek – (waves) And why are you the person to pick him up?
Obi-Wan – Because I volunteered.
Yrrek – (waves) Do you miss him?
Obi-Wan – Yes.
Yrrek – Thank you.
Obi-Wan – Huh?
After they arrive, Yrrek tells McKellen that she will kindly wait for him outside so that he won't need to find another taxi later.
When McKellen nervously walks into the air port, Yrrek and Sharr watch closely what is going on inside.
An excited William Nissan appears and McKellen runs to him and hugs him, but McKellen's expression tells that something terrible has happened in McKellen's life because he holds Nissan for a long time and doesn't let go which causes Sharr to scream with excitement. Nissan seems to understand his behavior, so he embraces McKellen soothingly and murmurs comforts into his ears. McKellen shakes his head sadly and lets go of Nissan. They go out and get into the taxi.
Sharr – (whispers) They ARE the Love Birds.
Yrrek – (whispers) Silence!
On their way, McKellen falls asleep on Nissan's shoulder unconsciously, and Nissan smiles and puts his arm across McKellen's lean shoulders and pulls him closer.
Sharr – (whispers) Eww, gross!
Yrrek – (whispers) Will you shut up? You will get us lose our priceless chance to observe this close!
Then they arrived at the Skywalker Farm and the Lost Two gets off the taxi and pays their expense to the Mexican cashier.
Sharr – Fank you. Adioes!
Yrrek – No, it's Adios!
Later, Yrrek reflects upon her discoveries through these nine years: Nissan divorced with Nasha Rickson three months ago because Nasha finds life extremely boring with Nissan after their sons have all gone to colleges and started to live on their own. Nissan doesn't mind, nor does he really care, because they didn't seem to have true love between them in the first place when they married. They married only because they both don't care about marriage, and now Nasha is feeling like going home to live with her family again.
McKellen's situation is more complicated than this one. His beautiful wife, Eva Whatever, already had a lover when they first married and now that guy is still her true love. Actually, Eva married McKellen in 1995 for her imagination that he would one day become a super star like Tom Cruise, because she learned that he would be filming Star Wars Episode I the next year. But she couldn't give up her true love, Jack Nuts, so they secretly remained lovers after her marriage. As a matter of fact, McKellen knows that all along, but he thought that the days he had spent with Eva after their marriage would change her mind. All these ten years, Eva never stops loving Jack, and even McKellen and Eva's daughters are actually the offspring of Eva and Jack. However, McKellen endures all this: he treats the girls as if they are his real daughters and is really considerate to Eva, but all his good-heartedness turns out to be the dependence that Eva and her daughters use to look down on him.
McKellen is sad on the day he picks up Nissan because Eva's daughters said to him: "You are not our Daddy, so don't pretend to be one!" And Eva told him that she has had enough of him, so she wants to divorce and go back into the arms of Jack – with HER daughters, of course.
Sharr almost has an impulse to slice Eva and her daughters into tiny pieces with her lightsaber but is stopped by the wise Master Yrrek in time.
To be continued...