Well, finally this is the last chapter. I want to thank all the people who have read or even reviewed this ridiculous story with my deepest gratitude!

Chapter Five

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Yrrek knows she must get back before them to check on Sharr. So she uses her Force-speed to rush back to the Farm.

As she enters, she found with shock that Sharr is now sleeping soundly on the ground, and snoring like a pig. And the wire man has already finishes his work and left.

Yrrek – (kicks her) Wake up, Piggy!

Sharr – (awakes with anger) Humph!

Then Sharr explains to Yrrek about the reason why she is sleeping and she swears she will behead the wire man if he dares to show up in her sight again.

Yrrek tells Sharr the romantic walk the Lost Two have had in the Center Park and she assumes that their trek will finally have an end soon.

Later that night, Eva drags McKellen to the court to divorce because she is going to move back to live with Jack with her daughters. And all these things are happening under the watch of Yrrek and Sharr.

The next morning, Yrrek thinks she hears the Force singing with blithe, then she and Sharr go to the Skywalker Farm to wait to see what will happen.

When they arrive, they see that McKellen and Nissan have just finished the last shot and Nissan is now waiting for McKellen outside his fitting room. Yrrek suddenly has an idea and orders Sharr to make the dust-covered artificial garden in the Farm into a beautiful love-revealing place.

Yrrek – Yo, William!

Qui-Gon – Are you a taxi driver or a security guard?

Yrrek – That's not important. What's important now is that you need a place to reveal your love to Evan.

Qui-Gon – (surprised) I don't know what you're talking about.

Yrrek – Oh yeah? (waves) You will bring Evan McKellen to the artificial garden to have a walk.

Qui-Gon – I will bring Evan – but we've already had one last night.

Yrrek – (waves) You WILL have a walk!

Qui-Gon – We will have a walk…

Yrrek – Good. And may the Force be with you.

Yrrek flees.

Qui-Gon – Oh, brother, what is she?

Nissan then takes McKellen to the artificial garden which is now a beautiful love-revealing place, thanks to Sharr.

Sharr has cleaned all the dust with the help of the wild animals: crows, possums, rabbits and coyotes. They come because Sharr sings Snow White's cleaning song and Sleeping Beauty's berry-picking song. Sharr also puts a lot of fake birds on the trees singing love songs vaguely.

Then Nissan and McKellen are having a little walk again in the garden with two hidden spectators. Though McKellen is a little surprised with Nissan's abrupt invitation, but he accepts happily because he always feels warm to be with Nissan.

Sharr – (sings quietly with the tune of the machine birds) Kiss the boy()!

Yrrek – (whispers) Shhhhh! I can't hear them!

Sharr – (whispers) Humph! Don't like you!

Yrrek – (whispers) Whatever.

Qui-Gon – Evan, I have something to tell you.

Obi-Wan – What might that be?

Qui-Gon – (breathes) I…wish to spend the rest of life with you…

Obi-Wan – (blushes) That is all I have ever dreamed of, William.

Nissan touches McKellen's cheeks and they finally kiss.

The following things are kind of like the things happened after Belle and the Beast kissed in Beauty and the Beast. You know, light swirling around them and something magical happens…

The Lost Two turn into the Found Two at last, and they are the Love Birds again.

Yrrek – (wipes her tears) It's a miracle!

Sharr – (jumps) Hurray!

Yrrek – Nine years…Finally I could have my revenge – No, I mean finally I could have my return.

Sharr – Hurray!

Yrrek – Knock it off, Sharr. We need to go back to the Castle.

Sharr – All right!

Then Yrrek took Sharr, Qui-Gon and Obi-Wan back to the Jedi Council. The Council find out that the Love Birds don't need any memory recovery, because "the spell is broken", and they are all themselves again, with the Force power, of course.

After this, the Love Birds live happily ever after.

In the Council chamber…

Yoda – So, Master Yrrek, a long time you have spent outside the Castle.

Yrrek – That's for sure.

Yoda – Worry about you, we did.

Yrrek – Yeah, sure.

Yoda – To banter me your place is not.

Yrrek – Riiiiiight. Listen, Master Yoda. You know what, I think I am out of my mind now after these years of torture, so I will just say what I have in mind: You are a foolish green old creature who knows nothing about the definition of "worry"().

Other members – (exchanging eye contacts)

Yrrek – And don't tell me that I am quoting a character from the Clone Wars, because when I am out there struggling to survive, you guys are sitting here doing nothing, just pass out the shit().

Mace – (talks to the comlink) Dr. Poirot, we need your presence immediately.

Yrrek – And don't tell me that I am quoting a lower-class joke, either. Because for I know, I always know…()

Hercule Poirot appears and takes Yrrek, who looks manic and tortured, to the hospital wing.

Yrrek – And don't tell me that I am quoting a character from Harry Potter!

Yrrek disappears with Poirot.

Mace – What are Clone Wars and Harry Potter? And where did she get that filthy joke?

Yoda – From the outside, I presume…

The End

Additional Information:

1."Kiss the boy!" was originally Kiss the Girl, which is a song from the Little Mermaid.

2. Yrrek quoted this sentence of Asajj Ventress from Clone Wars, which was originally said to Count Dooku as "You are a foolish old man, who knows nothing of the Dark Side."

3. The sentence Yrrek had used was originally a joke about the bosses in the companies.

4. The sentence was originally spoken by Voldemort from Harry Potter: The Goblet of Fire, Chapter One, "Do not lie to Lord Voldemort, for he knows, he always knows…"