This is for Ellen.
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Once upon a time, Miroku decided to pursue his career in fishing. Of course, this was very foolish to do, as he could not properly fish without a fishing pole.So he decided to use his hands and scoop up the fish.
When he caught a fish, it was a giant koi fish with blue and pink markings. "Wow, this is one cool fish," He said to himself.
"I know I'm cool," said the fish, "But won't you please let me go? I can grant you a wish."
Miroku paused, thinking about the wishes he could have. One of which was a tribe of harem girls following his every command, but that would up the rating of this story. Finally, his perverted mind came up with a solution that would allow this story to keep it's K rating.
"I wish to be the most irresistible male on the planet." Miroku said.
And that, my dear friends, is why Miroku has that hole in his hand.
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Hope you enjoyed. :3