--- Christmas Is On All of Us ---
Roy Mustang, Jean Havoc and Edward Elric walked from a bar on Christmas eve. They had just closed down yet another bar tonight and were heading home to rest. The three crossed a street and paid no attention to the two beams of light heading for them. Before they knew what was happening, the two beams turned into a heavy car and plowed into them. Death instantly. In heaven, they stood before a golden gate in their uniforms a bit confused. A light shinned brightly and the golden gate opened. What appeared to be an angel approached and the gates closed behind her. The three stared in disbelief at the figure as the light dimmed and disappeared. There standing before them was...
"Izumi Sensei...!"
Edward gasped as he stared at the only angel in heaven with an attitude. Hands on her hips and chin tilted up slightly was none other then Dublith's own bad girl, Izumi Curtis. Her black locks hung messily controlled over her white duster. Instead of her usual black pants and sandals, they were replaced with white. A golden halo hung crooked off her head. Edward slammed his hand to his head and moaned. He had to be dreaming; or having a nightmare.
"Well, well, well. What do we have here. Three little terrors have died and gone to heaven. Two military soldiers and one disrespectful student... I don't think so. Turn your sorry behinds around and take your first left to ...!"
A silver light from above shone down and Izumi looked up. She crossed her arms over her chest and frowned. Making a face of 'I-don't-want-to'.
"All right... all right! But they need to pass a test first...!"
The light disappeared and Izumi looked back to the boys. An evil smile on her face appeared and she grinned at the boys.
"Since it is Christmas, I will allow you to pass through... ONLY if you can show me something on your person that relates to Christmas."
She leaned against the golden gate. The boys searched their persons frantically. Neither wanted to go to hell. They wanted to meet their friends and family. Why did she have to be the gate keeper. Edward smiled as he stopped searching and looked up smiling at her. He began to play with his automail arm before he finally loosened a few things. He gently shook his arm and the metallic parts began to jingle.
"Bells..."
Ed smiled as he shook his arm. Izumi nodded her head and one of the gate doors opened. Edward smiled at the others before walking passed his teacher and into heaven. His red jacket and black outfit all turned to a white color as he skipped happily into the promise land. Izumi watched Ed go until he was out of sight. She turned back to the others.
"Next."
Havoc smiled and pulled his hand from his pocket. He pulled out a lighter and flicked it open, lighting up a flame. He smiled at Izumi as the bright orange illuminated his face.
"A candle..."
Izumi nodded her head and then allowed Havoc to pass through, his blue uniform turning white. He lit his cigarette as he walked through and inhaled deeply. He was happy. Izumi turned back to Roy who searched himself for something. He liked Havoc's idea but couldn't find his gloves. He felt a piece of cloth in his pocket and pulled it out. Izumi stared wide-eyes at the pink cloth. She stood up straight and eyed him.
"And what is that?"
Roy looked at it and smirked his playboy smile. He used both hands to straighten it out. Revealing a pair of pink skimpy woman's underwear. Roy's smirk grew as he arched an eye brow.
"These are Carol's."
A/N - Please tell me you all got it! Come one, that was good! This is a parody from a Holiday joke I heard years ago.
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