Sins and Retributions

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Frustration

Asuka hopped out of the shower and Shinji was laying face-down at the foot of her bed, sleeping soundly. She crouched in front of his face, making sure that her breasts were close to his face, and murmured, "Shinji… Shinji, wake up."

He blinked awake, and was greeted by two pink eyes, but as he blinked away the grogginess, the young man noticed that these were not eyes, but rather nipples. They were Asuka's nipples.

His face turned blood red, and he quickly buried his face into the bed, "Damn Asuka! Do you love frustrating me that much!" He remembered all the times he had seen Asuka naked, and only twice had it been his fault, in fact, she had seen him bare more times than Shinji had seen her nude.

She brought herself closer and said, "Of course I do, Dummkopf! It's so fun!" She thought to herself, 'It's really embarrassing, but it makes you more uncomfortable than me! Any normal guy would have already tried to bed me, but not Shinji! I can always count on him being timid, but I bet he thinks of us…'

She shook her head, and dressed, putting on a pair of jeans and one of Shinji's shirts. The girl looked at the boy with his face buried in her bed, and it reminded her of an ostrich.

She roared in laughter, and Shinji looked up, "What's so funny?"

She stifled her laughter and said, "You can't possibly know how ridiculous you looked. You were like an ostrich, Third Child."

He continued to blush and turned the tables, "Well… I'd rather see your nipples and look like an ostrich, than not."

Asuka scowled angrily, "WHAT WAS THAT!"

The boy laughed and said, "I was just kidding. I only want to see you if you let me."

The girl had turned red, and she looked at Shinji straight in the eyes, "Listen Third Child! You don't know whether or not I'll ever let you see me naked."

The young Ikari stood up, and grabbed Asuka's hand. He could feel her sharp intake of breath as he pulled her against his own body. He leaned forward and embraced the girl, "I've thought about that already… If that's how it plays out, so be it. As long as I can be with you, I'm content."

The girl let her forehead rest on Shinji's shoulder, "How can you be so patient with me? I know that I'm the not the nicest, or easiest person to get along with, yet you can always wait for me. How do you do it? All I want is your love, but I still hurt you, and you return the favor by rescuing me. Why do you love me? What had I done for you before Third Impact?"

Shinji pushed the girl from his shoulder, holding her at arms distance. His eyebrows twitched in anger, and he stared into Asuka's blue eyes, now dark with worry.

"Asuka. All you had to do was be yourself. You may have tried to hurt me with some of you comments while we fought the Angels, but all that it did was open up my mind to how small I was. You do get angry, and you do hurt me, but none of that matters. It doesn't matter because I know that you'll always help me open up my mind. Who did I talk to about my inner feelings before Third Impact? Nobody. But now I can talk to you, because you'll always listen to me. You have a compassionate side too Asuka, I can see it every day."

"Though I can never fully understand anything, in finding more out about myself, I have found what brings me pleasure, and I have found what I have been missing all these years. I found somebody to love and somebody who returns that love. I found you, Asuka."

She embraced him, and her body was pressed against the boy so hard, that he could scarcely breathe, "Shinji… I didn't know I meant that much to you."

He nodded, and Asuka's head shot towards his own, their lips locked. Asuka finally stepped back, "Shinji… In case I don't say it enough… I love you."

(-----)

Mr. Langley sat in his study, watching the events transpire in his daughter's room. He had cameras installed the night before, to ensure that Shinji and his daughter didn't get too 'close.'

He smiled fleetingly as he saw that Shinji had been a gentleman, even when it was his daughter that was being indecent. He stepped into the hallway and called out, "Asuka! Come down here please!" He retreated into his study again, listening to the girl bound down the stairs.

She yanked the door, and entered with a smile on her face, "Hm?"

The man grabbed the remote to his TV off his desk, "You might want to watch this." He flicked on the TV and replayed the whole scene in Asuka's room for her.

The blood had drained from her face, as her father spoke, "Should I really let you and Shinji live together? You seem to like showing off your body."

Asuka's eyes gained a fire that was not uncommon in the household. "You can't stop me! Me and Shinji are gonna live together, no matter what! I don't care if you saw what was on that TV! I know that Shinji won't try to force me into bed, and he'll stop me if we're not ready!" she screamed, her hands clenched into tight fists.

He spoke in a soft tone, "You need to stop causing sexual tension between the two of you. Shinji is content to let it sit, but you need to cease with showing off your body. Fifteen is not the age that I think you should lose something important to your life."

Asuka had calmed down a little, "Scheisse, dad! I'm still a virgin, don't worry about that. Shinji is not the type to be a sex-fiend."

He began to speak, but was cut off by the rage of his daughter, "Damn it! You're so difficult!" The girl stormed out the door, slamming it with enough force to send some of his smaller pictures off the walls.

(-----)

Shinji shut his cell phone, and sighed. He missed Misato at home, and at work, so he left messages at both places. The boy stuffed the phone in his pocket, and continued to work on his gift to Asuka.

He had taken a leather-bound journal, and put in a collection of handwritten poems about how Asuka made him feel.

The redhead entered his room quietly, and snuck up on Shinji, "What're you working on?"

He scrambled to cover it, and shut the book quickly, "No-Nothing! It's my… uh… my journal!"

Asuka grinned slyly, and started to walk out of the room, but turned and snatched it from the boy. Shinji looked at Asuka with hardness in his eyes, "Asuka give it back. It's not Christmas yet, give it back."

In the few seconds it took Shinji to say those words, she knew it wasn't a journal, but her Christmas gift. Asuka averted her eyes, staring at the floor, "Sorry… I wasn't sure what it was…"

Shinji accepted the book from her hands, and put his hand under her chin, pulling her face to eye level with his own. He looked into her eyes, and smiled, "Don't worry about it. I know you were only curious. I'm sorry I was so short with you, but I can't have you looking at your gift and ruining the surprise." He walked over to the desk in the guest room and placed it in one of the drawers.

Asuka's eyes lit up brightly, "Let's go do something. We can go into town and spend the day there."

He looked at his girlfriend and grinned, "Sure. It sounds like fun."

She grabbed his hand, and they walked down the stairs. Asuka shouted to her parents, "Shinji and I are gonna go into town, got it?"

The girl didn't even wait for a response, and the two walked out of the house.

Unnecessary Attention

The pair sat on the bus, waiting for their stop. Asuka was busy talking with somebody that she knew, and Shinji just sat there, because he couldn't understand a word they were saying.

The girl Asuka was talking to, got off the bus, and Asuka turned to Shinji, "I knew her from a couple of years back, but we never were really good friends."

The boy nodded, and put his hand to his pocket, checking to make sure that he had money, and said, "Asuka… I only have yen."

The girl chuckled and said, "Don't worry about it, my parents gave me a thousand deutschmarks, so we should be good."

The young Ikari was puzzled and asked, "You seem to like your parents, but back when we were fighting the Angels, you said that you weren't comfortable with them. Are you just trying to look happy around them?"

Asuka bit her lip slightly, "I'm not really sure… But things between me and my family have changed. I'm still not sure about them, when I'm in Japan, it's almost as if they don't exist. They don't call, write or even contact me. I guess I'm not certain about this one."

The boy next to her smiled slightly, "I know what you mean… except my father is in Japan, and doesn't notice me. But I also know what you mean about changing, I think that my father actually cares for me on some level now. Even if it's the most minimum level, he finally cares about my existence."

As the two stood up to get off the bus, Asuka looked at Shinji, "I'll never understand that bastard. You even said that he was using you as a pawn, a simple chess piece during the Angel's time. Oh well, let's just have fun today."

Shinji followed the German girl out of the bus and into the bustling metropolis of Berlin.

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Shinji Ikari, Pilot of Evangelion Unit 01, and also Designated Bag Carrier of Asuka Langley Sohryu, trudged behind his girlfriend, dragging the eight shopping bags full of designer merchandise.

He mumbled under his breath, "Fun, huh? Why do I always get stuck carrying all your junk. I don't see how you can fit all of these clothes in your room."

Asuka stopped, and rounded on Shinji, "You're a boy! Stop complaining! And I don't ever buy junk!"

He knew that he should shut up and bear it, for if he said another thing, Asuka would likely spill his blood all over the mall. He sighed and continued his trek.

After a few steps, Asuka turned again, shying away from a group of people that looked about their age.

It was too late, as they had been seen, and a boy cried out, "Hey! Hey! Asuka!"

She rolled her eyes, "Scheisse." A blonde haired, blue eyed boy ran up to the pair, and spoke with Asuka, "Hey. Remember me."

The girl knew him, but had not bothered to remember his name, "I don't really care who you are."

He smiled slyly, "Still feisty as ever I see."

The Second Child blinked and said, "Why are you talking to me? I'm busy."

He laughed, "Yeah. Right. I'll help you do your shopping."

The corner of Asuka's mouth twitched, "I don't need your damn help. I have my boyfriend with me."

The boy's eyes narrowed and he looked at Shinji, "Heh, this excuse for a man is your boyfriend? I didn't know that you were into Asians!" The boy switched his language from German to a broken form of Japanese, "Me Arnold. Who you?"

Shinji chuckled and said, "Shinji Ikari, nice to meet you."

Though the Third Child held he hand out to be shaken, Arnold slapped it away, "Damn Asian! Stick to own kind." Arnold cracked his knuckles, and said again, "Now I beat you."

Shinji smiled, "I don't want to fight you… but I will if I have to."

The other boy had not intention of backing down, and he voiced his opinion in a broken yet sarcastic sentence, "What you do? Karate? I see girl bigger you!"

The pilot of Unit 01 dropped all of Asuka's bags, and took a coin from his pocket. Shinji held it up for the boy to see, "Watch this."

He sent the coin spiraling into the air with a flick of his thumb. As Arnold's eyes followed the coin, Shinji's arm shot out and took the young man full in the face, sending him staggering a little ways, and finally falling to the ground. Shinji's face was passive and calm as he said, "Karate that."

The boy sat up and spoke in German, "You don't know what you're missing Langley, especially hanging out with a wimp like that."

Asuka was raging, "WIMP! HE JUST KICKED YOUR ASS!"

Shinji stepped towards the boy, and Asuka was about to stop him, but he said, "That was a cheap shot. Let's even it out. Here." Shinji was pointing at his chin, and

Arnold took up the challenge. Summoning all of his strength, the German boy placed a blow on Shinji's face, but Shinji didn't even move, and he simply rubbed his face, "Is that it? I should give Toji more credit."

This just pissed off Arnold even more, so Asuka kicked him between the legs with a savage gleam in her eyes.

As he collapsed and started coughing violently, he said, "You… You… Bitch…"

Asuka smiled triumphantly, "Thank you. I hate it when boys think they can just waltz over and steal me from Shinji. Pass the message on to those guys that think they can. If they try, they'll wish their parents made them eunuchs, 'cause I can kick harder than I hit you."

He scrambled to his feet and limped towards the group of laughing guys.

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Shinji and Asuka continued to cruise around the mall, and the boy still carried all of the shopping bags. Once they had finished 'touring' the mall, Asuka took the boy back to the bus station, where they rented a locker and deposited all of her items.

This time, the Second Child looked at Shinji and said, "Now what do you want to do?"

He shrugged and said, "Tour the city? Maybe get something to eat?"

She grabbed his hand and jerked him into the crowd, and they made their way towards a restaurant.

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Asuka jabbed a finger into the button of an elevator. She stood in the elevator, tapping her foot with impatience, "Scheisse! These elevators are way slower than the NERV ones."

Shinji looked to Asuka, "Well… That's because NERV was built with cutting edge technology."

The Second Child looked at him and said, "That's still no reason for these elevators to suck!"

Shinji sighed, 'I guess she has a point, but still, the public isn't permitted to use the same technology as NERV yet.'

He was brought out of his thoughts by Asuka pulling on his arm, "Hurry up Shinji! I had to pull a lot of strings to get this reservation on such short notice."

He followed the girl into the large glass room. The room was comprised of completely clear material, and Asuka had made arrangements to sit on the second tier of the glass restaurant.

As they walked up to the podium, the waiter spoke, "Aw! Ms. Asuka, I didn't know you had a boyfriend!" Asuka spoke to him, "Uh-huh! He's pretty cute isn't he?"

The man appraised Shinji, then replied, "Yes he is! I wish I had gotten to him before you!"

Shinji shot a quizzical look to his girlfriend, and she took his hand, leading him to their seats. As Shinji sat Asuka in her seat, then took his own, and asked, "What was that about?"

The redhead looked at the boy, blushing at his manner, no modern boy would sit their girlfriend in her seat. She smiled, "That was Jacques. He's French, but he lives in Germany. He works at the Germany Branch of NERV. In fact, he is the equivalent of Ritsuko in Japan, but he works here on his off time. He may not be as smart as Ritsuko, but he is still pretty damn smart. In case you couldn't tell, he's gay."

Shinji politely nodded, "I shouldn't judge somebody I don't know."

The Second Child smiled slightly, "You know… You're probably the only guy I know that isn't biased against gay men."

Their conversation was cut off by a waiter asking what they'd order, and Asuka ordered for both of them, as Shinji couldn't read German.

"I hope you ordered something good," he said, with apprehension in his voice.

Asuka gave a devilish smile, "What's the matter? Don't you trust me?"

He shrugged, "Well, when you smile like that, it is kinda hard."

The only retort he got, was a foot burying itself in Shinji's knee. The only thing heard was a soft, "Damn…"

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Shinji prodded his food with hesitation, and went to pick up his chopsticks. As he groped to find them, all he saw was a fork, "What the hell? I've never used one of these."

Asuka rolled her eyes and said, "Just use it like a spear! You know what that is, don't you? It's like that thing we use in the Eva, you know. It's long and has a pointed end-"

The boy cut her off, "Um… I think you might want to tone it down, the other customers don't seem too happy. And I do know what a spear is." The Japanese boy began ravenously eating his food, and had demolished his meal when Asuka was half way finished.

He watched Asuka eat, and she shifted uncomfortable in her seat. "Stop that," she said suddenly.

The young Ikari only answered, "Stop what?"

She looked in his eyes, "Looking. It feels like you're critiquing me."

The boy shook his head, "All I want is to look into your eyes."

She smiled faintly, and continued eating. He sighed, 'It sure takes her a while to eat…'

As if she had ESP, the girl growled quietly, but in a fiery voice, "Got a problem with my eating?"

Shinji shook his head quickly, "N-No! J-Just continue at your own pace!"

She immediately brightened her expression and said, "Good. Even if you complained, I would eat at my own pace."

He sighed again, and just occupied himself with looking around the room. Shinji looked at his feet, and gasped in surprise at seeing the people under them, and said, "Hey Asuka! It's a good thing you didn't wear your usual dress."

She looked up from her food, her eyes narrowing, "What's wrong with the way I dress!"

Shinji made a slight gesture to the people under them, on the first tier.

Asuka gasped, "Perverts! I'll have Jacques make them leave!"

Some collage boys were sitting at a table, and one had a camera glued to his face, like Kensuke. Asuka stormed down the steps, notified Jacques, and snatched the recorder.

The men were quite angry, but Asuka started shouting at them, and they sat back down, shaking in anger. The irate Second Child removed the tape from the camera, and smashed it in her tightened fist. She walked away, and said, "I've lost my appetite, let's go Shinji!"

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The two walked around Berlin in a relatively happy mood, considering what happened earlier that day.

Asuka pointed to a small pile of rubble, and a plaque, "And that's where the Berlin Wall was, till it was smashed."

Shinji nodded, 'I remember, I saw it on that movie we watched…'

Asuka clung to his arm as though her life depended on it, and continued to show the boy all of the coolest places in Berlin.

The girl shoved Shinji into an arcade, and stood him next to an Evangelion themed shooting game, "Well, if you can shoot well in your Eva, you should be able to here."

The Third Child looked to Asuka, "What about you? Why don't you give it a shot?"

The girl glared at him, and they fired up the Eva simulation game that had been spewed out right after Third Impact. The pair was put into suits that resembled the plug suits, and sat in fake entry plugs.

The monitors outside of the game showed onlookers the pilots and the game, but nobody noticed for a while that the real pilots were playing the game. The two easily annihilated the top scores, setting new ones over fifty times higher. Shinji had picked out Eva Unit 01, and Asuka chose her own Eva, Unit 02. Once the game ended, it showed all their statistics to the arcade.

Shinji had a flawless run, and Asuka was close behind him, her accuracy only four points below the Third Child's. Immediately, as the lights flashed at the high scores, masses of onlookers surrounded them.

One observant one said, "You two must be the biggest fans of the pilots. You even dress like them!"

Shinji smiled shyly, knowing that Asuka would blow up on them. He started a countdown in his head, '5…4…3…2…1… Hide!'

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN 'FAN?' I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT I AM ASUKA LANGLEY SOHRYU!"

The boy laughed, "Sure you are. And next thing I know, this kid will be Shinji Ikari!"

Ikari looked at Sohryu, and both nodded, and simultaneously flashed off their NERV ID cards.

The boy immediately quit cackling, and gaped, "You really are the Evangelion Pilots."

Asuka may have been comfortable in the limelight, but Shinji was wilting.

Countless people screamed, "Hey Asuka! Can I have your picture? Go on a date with me!"

Her eyebrow twitched, "ALRIGHT! LISTEN UP PEOPLE! I'LL ONLY TAKE A PICTURE WITH SHINJI IN IT! AND TO ALL YOU GIRLS! I GOT FOUR WORDS FOR YOU! BACK OFF! HE'S MINE!"

The crowd had gone silent, and Shinji moved closer to Asuka, trying to hide behind her, but she pulled him into a great kiss, there for the viewing pleasure of Berlin.

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The Evangelion Pilots sat on the bus waiting to get back to the Langley Ranch, and their seat was filled to the brim with shopping bags.

The couple had finally outrun the avid fans and paparazzi, and rested themselves on the bus.

They were halfway to the ranch, but the bus driver turned on the radio. From the blaring speakers, the teenagers could hear, "Yes! That's right! The infamous Second, who is native to Japan, but was raised here, and Third Children are here in Berlin! Asuka Langley Sohryu, age 15, has red-blonde hair, and blue eyes, and was last seen with Shinji Ikari, age 15, dark brown hair, and dark blue eyes."

Shinji grimaced and accidentally spoke aloud, "Thanks for giving them our description, jackass."

Everyone turned to look at them, and the radio still blasted, "If you see them, give them a hand! They're now officially a couple, yep! Sorry dudes and gals that were hoping for a chance. If you want to see more, just watch the news, I'm fairly sure that their little peck will be on at six!"

The pair didn't even wait for the bus to stop, and they just jumped out of the doors, and started running in the direction of the Ranch.

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Mrs. Langley sat in the kitchen, listening to her radio, with her mouth agape. 'Asuka did WHAT!'

The front door was ripped open and shut, being bolted behind it. "Asuka… We probably should have followed that kid's story about being fans. Then we wouldn't have gotten as much attention," Shinji whined.

Asuka just dismissed his annoyance, "Oh shut up! Don't you like it when I do this?" The redhead pulled Shinji into her arms, and the two kissed, not realizing that Asuka's mother could see them.

She looked slightly irked, "Excuse me! Asuka, what are you doing?"

Asuka waved off her mother with a flippant stare, "Kissing Shinji. We do it all the time, it's not a big deal. Don't worry about it."

Mrs. Langley started raising her voice, "Not a big deal! We're lucky that nobody is trying to get in this house! Hell, they're even having a news special on you two!"

Shinji was thoroughly terrified of all the attention, and started to shake and babble. He knew that Kensuke would find out about this, download it on his computer, and send it to the entire school. The boy started to slink up the stairs, but was pinned down by the darts of Mrs. Langley's eyes. "And you! How could you let her go ahead with this!"

Shinji was turning red, and was stuttering horribly, "Well- You see… Um. Eh… S-Sorry!"

The woman sighed, "You're exactly as she said you were. Don't worry, it's only a little attention."

Asuka shrugged and pulled the boy up the stairs, and into her room.

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Asuka held up two different dresses, "Which one?"

Shinji looked at her with a puzzled expression, "What do you mean?"

She let out a noise that mirrored her impatience, "Ugh. Dummkopf! I'm going to surprise my family and go to church with them tomorrow! You also said you've never been to a mass, more or less a Christmas mass. So I'm dragging you along with me."

He nodded, and his eyes lit up, "Really? I've wanted to go for a while, but never really found the time."

Asuka once again restated her original question, "Which one? The red satin one, or the gold silk one?"

The Pilot of Unit 01 looked at Asuka, "I like them both, but I think you should go with the golden one. What about me? I don't really have anything to wear…"

Asuka chuckled, "You sound like a girl! Don't worry about not having anything to wear, I packed your formal clothes."

She looked at the boy for a second, then spoke again, "Shinji. Take your shirt off."

He was startled and frowned, "What?"

Asuka rolled her eyes and lightly punched him, "Just take the damn shirt off… and don't get any perverted ideas."

The young Ikari complied, and Asuka knelt before him, checking under his left ribs. The scar was still a scarlet color, as it would take a while for it to become as pale as Misato's. The girl ran her fingers over it delicately, tracing the hexagonal patterns in the crimson line. As the girl did this, Shinji shivered, the slight heat of her fingers caressing the cool upraised ridge of skin.

"It doesn't even seem real… it's like a dream," Asuka said as she stood up.

Shinji put his hands on her shoulders, "But it was a dream. You dreamt it frequently, but this time, it came true. But… I think we should forget about that incident."

The redheaded German frowned, "I know that what happened put our relationship to the test, but you should remember that it made us stronger. There's so much more for us to see, after each night, there is a brand new day for us. Our bond of love is stronger than ever. Now, I doubt that anything could keep us apart."

Shinji chuckled, "I remember the way you were during the Angels. I couldn't see you saying anything like this to me, or anyone else for that matter. After Third Impact and the Angels, we've grown together. Y-You've changed me… I wouldn't have ever found myself, I wouldn't have ever realized my feelings for you. I guess I'd be just a sniveling child without any guts at all. I think we might even have SEELE and the Sins to thank for that."

Asuka pressed closer against the young man, and he could feel her body heat up, and she said, "Shinji… You know damn well you've had that strength inside of you the whole time. I wouldn't trust myself in anyone else's hands. Though you do whine and nitpick all the time, I can't really think of a time that I really needed you and you weren't there for me."

"The Shinji Ikari that I know just hides his strength. But no matter how hard you try to suppress it, your true strength shows through… like with the Sins. Come to think of it… The next Sin hasn't attacked yet. Why is it being so damn stubborn? Even if it does come, I know that the Invincible Shinji has my back covered."

Shinji did exactly what Asuka had wished for. He embraced her, holding her tight, and giving her a sense of security.

Asuka ran an errant finger up his spine, "Yep, I was right. It is growing."

Shinji laughed, and let his hands drift to the girl's sides, his fingers brushing against her ribs. The girl glared at Shinji as she giggled, he had found her weak spot, and Shinji was going to utilize it.

She fell onto her bed in a fit of uncontrollable laughter. Once he had stopped, Asuka glowered, "Someday… I'll get even someday."

Shinji smiled shyly, "That you will. I pray that it doesn't hurt too much."

(-----)

Pen-Pen sat in his refrigerator, waiting for meal time to roll around. Sure, he could get his own meal, but Misato promised that she would get it for him. Nobody understood the penguin, because the humans believed that they were the only intelligent beings, but the genetically altered penguin knew better.

There was a knock on the door of his fridge, and it was opened by a purple haired woman, "Chow time Pen-Pen!" She took him to his bowl of ramen and had a beer open for him.

The small penguin rapidly ate the food, not caring what it was, though it was obviously take out, for Misato could ruin even the most basic foods. While he was eating, the Sub-Commander of NERV got a devilish glint in her eye, and said, "Oh, Pen-PEEEEEENNN!"

The woman held up a beer bong, and quickly began pouring beer into it, with her pet attached to the other end.

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Kensuke sat on his laptop in class, thoroughly bored, as the Japanese didn't get Christmas off until the actual holiday. Asuka and Shinji hadn't shown up, so he figured they went somewhere.

While the boring old teacher droned on about Second Impact, the boy with glasses pulled up his illegal downloading program, and typed in 'Evangelion'. He had no idea what would show up, but the thing that caught his eye, was entitled, 'Evangelion Pilots Shinji Ikari and Asuka Langley Sohryu kiss live in Berlin, Germany!' Kensuke couldn't let an opportunity like this pass him by, so he downloaded it and watched.

What he saw was very peculiar, for most things about Shinji and Asuka doing something were fake, but Shinji's friend could pick him out anywhere.

Nobody noticed the boy laughing his head off, as many had labeled him as insane. After a few quick key types, Kensuke sent the file to everyone in the school, and played it on the projector screen in the room.

Toji looked at his friend in amazement, silently saying, "Not a good idea. The Devil and Shinji will kill you!" The nerd shrugged and waited for all of the people falling from their chair, even the Teacher was laughing when he saw this.

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Alright, there was chapter 10. Hope you like this story, because I used three months of my time to finish it when I could have been doing other stuff. But then again, our school never lets the freshman do anything anyway… This outtake is in script form this time, because I was too lazy to write it normally.

Outtake

Mr. Langley: Asuka, what, may I ask, are these? Motions to a pile of chains and handcuffs

Asuka: I-its not what you think dad! I swear! Its for… A school project! Right Shinji!

Shinji: Yep… We're doing an S & M demonstration for our Sex Ed. Class.

Mr. Langley: Continues reading the newspaper Oh… Asuka, do you remember what I told you?

Asuka: No…

Mr. Langley: You better charge the right price for your demonstrations with Shinji.

Shinji: whispers I'm gonna be rich if we charge for every time we get a gig!