So I have returned! Ok…if you haven't read my other story, I should tell you that I always leave comments to my reviewers at the end of every chapter (just 'cause I'm nice like that! .)

Disclaimer: It gets harder and harder to come up with interesting ones.

Hiro: Just get on with the damn story!
Me: Maybe I'm kinda glad I don't own Furuba.
Hiro: And what's that supposed to mean?
Me: That if I did own Furuba, you might find yourself in very awkward situations involving Shigure and Ayame.
Hiro: (runs to corner to hide)
Me: I am such a people person.

Uh-Oh

(Tohru) stumbled out of her room with her eyes closed, rubbing them sleepily. She caught a glimpse of the morning sky out of the window before making her way down stairs. 'It's such a beautiful morning!' (Tohru) stepped outside into the fresh morning air and twirled around, breathing in deeply. She began to hum a tune as she removed the cloths from the cloth's line and folded them neatly in a basket.

(Tohru) panicked when she heard her normally sweet voice come out raspy. She cleared her throat and felt her forehead. 'Oh, I can't get sick now! Tomorrow's Monday and I promised Mom I wouldn't miss any school unless it couldn't be avoided! I am so stupid, I shouldn't have stayed outside for so long last night.'

She dropped the basket of cloths at the foot of the stairs so she could put them away when the residents of the house woke up and made her way into the kitchen. She opened the refrigerator and stared at its contents, debating on what to cook for breakfast and lunch, until a voice interrupted her thoughts.

"There's no milk." Shigure said from his position in the doorway. (Tohru) let out her famous "eep" and relaxed when she saw that it was only the playful dog.

"Oh I'm sorry Shigure! I can run to the store later and buy some if you want me to!" He looked at her confused and started to chuckle. "You know, you are starting to spend a little to much time with our flower. Not that I wouldn't mind spending some more 'time' with her, myself." Shigure closed his eyes, awaiting the punch that would meet his stomach any moment and the cry of "PERVERT!", but it never came. He opened one eye cautiously, and then the other and began questioning this odd behavoir before he was interrupted by a very loud, and very terrifying scream.

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It started out as an ordinary Sunday for (Kyo). He woke up early to go for a jog and do his other martial arts training. Stumbling, blinded by sleep, he went into the bathroom and shut the door a little roughly. He leaned against it and slowly opened his eyes, adjusting them to the bright light. Satisfied with his eyesight clearing, he went over to the toilet and was about to begin his…er…"business" when he discovered that something was VERY wrong. His face burned bright red with anger and embarrassment. 'You're just dreaming! It's all a dream…Now it's time to wake up.' He closed his eyes and pinched himself hard. He really hated these kinds of dreams. Slowly opening his eyes, he looked down again.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He ran out of the bathroom and into his room. 'Oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT! I have turned into a damn women! How the fuck could I have let this happen!' He thought stupidly while pacing around. Pounding footsteps on the stairs brought him away from his thoughts. 'I can't let them see me like this…I can't let HER see me like this!'

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(Tohru) leapt up the stairs, almost tripping over her basket of clothes. She looked around the hall, trying to find the source of the scream but couldn't find a clue. Yuki fell out of his room and glared at her.

"What the hell did you do to her?" He stood, brushing himself off and making his way towards her.

"…Do?" She said trying to get around Yuki. He was not being his normal, princely self, and it was scaring her. Yuki continued to stare at her evilly until Shigure bounded up the stairs and pushed the two out of the way, knocking (Tohru) into Yuki. They fell on the floor in a heap of arms and legs (hehe…just imagining it aren't you?). (Tohru) began to yell her normal apologies but looked at him stunned when he didn't transform. Yuki, outraged that they had stayed in that position WAY to long for him to be comfortable, threw her off of him and searched the house for the source of the scream.

(Tohru's) eyes filled with tears as she rubbed the bump on the back of her head. 'Why are they acting so strange this morning? It almost feels like…they don't want me here anymore.' Panic filled her heart as she thought about what she was going to do if they wouldn't allow her to live there anymore. She snapped out of her thoughts when she heard another high pitched scream. This time it was much closer and she realized the source was coming from Kyo's room. 'Oh no, what if he is still angry with me?' She saw Yuki and Shigure exchange glances before opening the door.

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(Kyo) continued pacing back in forth. 'I'm hallucinating…that must be it.' His reflection caught his eyes as he was walking back in forth very quickly. He looked closely in the mirror and screamed even louder than before. 'TOHRU?'

All of the color drained out of his face when Shigure and Yuki opened his door.

"Miss Honda? Are you alright?" Yuki rushed over to him and (Kyo) looked around, dazed.

"Ah, what is our beautiful Flower doing in the cat's room? All of us secretly have our fantasies but this is quite unexpected." Shigure waved a finger at her naughtily.

(Kyo's) face burned with rage and embarrassment. "IT'S NOT LIKE THAT YOU-". His eyes fell on the other figure in the door and his face completely lost color. "You…you…" he raised a shaky finger at (Tohru) and both of their jaws dropped as they stared at themselves. (Tohru) was the first to lose consciousness, muttering one word before dropping to the floor. "Oops."

(Kyo) dropped immediately after with an "Uh-oh". And all went black.

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Ah! I hoped you liked the second chapter! I really wanted to say this before the chapter so you didn't get confused, but (Kyo) is Kyo in Tohru's body. And (Tohru) is Tohru in Kyo's body. I read a place switching story a long time ago and they made it soooo confusing. So don't say I made you confused! Go back and re-read it if you have to! Anywho, things are going to get pretty funny next chapter.

And now to my fabulous reviewers! GAHH! I didn't realize 'till now how many people reviewed…14! Normally I only have four to six people review a chapter, but…how about I just leave comments to the good reviews? I really wish I could say something to all of you, but I ain't super woman!

Ixilight: parades! I effin love parades! And all for me? (blushes)

KittySand Katie: Thanks for adding me to your C2! I feel so loved…

SladesDaughter: Kyo! Haha! (takes deep breath) In drag! (continues shrieking with laughter while parents call the shrink)

P. Fishies: (cough cough) I don't FEEL sick! But that isn't what my shrink says either…I swear, IT'S A CONSPIRACY! You all are just jealous! (mumbles to self and goes in the corner)

TTFN! And stay tuned to find out exactly what happens!