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Disclaimer: (The movie announcer guy's deep voice)
One show…One girl
Driven by a love for Furuba…
Now, this autumn…she will face the fact that the show,
Belongs to someone else…
Join Saki in a sorrowful tale of one girl, trying to fulfill her destiny to become the owner of Fruits Basket.
Rated R for "review or I will be forced to hurt you"

Virus

"So can you tell me one more time what happened?" Hatori's soft voice floated over Kyo, who heard what he was saying, but didn't quite register it.

"I heard screaming, and not the kind I am used to hearing mind you," Shigure grinned pervertedly as Hatori shook his head in disgust. "I bravely climbed up the stairs, ready to face any sudden death that might come to me, when-" Shigure took a dramatic breath and Hatori sighed. "I found young, impressionable Tohru in the neko's room. She was still fully clothed, so I can only fantasize about what might have gone on in that room."

"You know, one day you are going to get locked up for saying stuff like that." Hatori said feeling (Kyo's) pulse. "You're lucky she's asleep and not able to hear anything that you are saying."

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"Tooooohru!" Momiji shook (Kyo) awake. "Good morning sleepy head! Are you feeling any better?" He asked (Kyo) brightly. Confused, (Kyo) just stared at him until memories of the previous day flooded through his mind. Suddenly, (Kyo) grabbed a lock of long, brown hair and held it in front of his face, screaming. Momiji screamed in a high pitched voice also and ran out of the room.

"Ha'ri! Ha'ri! Something is wrong with Tohru! She's acting all funny!" Momiji said, close to tears. Hatori followed closely behind the hysterical bunny and saw (Kyo) still staring at the strand of hair in front of his face.

"Ah, your awake. You gave us quite a scare." Hatori said calmly to (Kyo), who fell back against the pillow, still in shock.

"What's wrong with her Ha'ri?" Momiji asked, worried.

"It is probably some sort of virus going around. It looks as if Kyo has it as well. They aren't running fevers, so it should be fine for them to go to school tomorrow." Hatori said lowly as (Kyo) stirred in his sleep.

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Sweat poured over (Tohru) and she quickly sat up in bed. 'What did I do! Kyo is going to hate me forever now…' (Tohru) debated whether or not she should pretend that she had no clue what happened, but decided against it. 'That would almost be like telling a lie…and I can't do that.'

(Tohru) jumped out of bed and looked down at her feet. She tried walking, but it felt odd because Kyo was so much taller than her. The digital clock beside Kyo's bed said that it was around midnight, but (Tohru) knew that Kyo would be awake. Arriving outside of her room, she called out Kyo's name and idly wondered what it would look like to Shigure or Yuki if they saw Kyo knocking on her door and calling out his own name. Without thinking, she giggled and jumped when she heard how low and…stupid his voice sounded, giggling like a girl.

A white faced (Kyo) answered the door to her room and yanked (Tohru) in by the arm.
"What the hell happened?" (Kyo) said in a harsh whisper. (Tohru) fidgeted with her fingers and looked down.
"Well umm you see…" (Tohru) proceeded in telling Kyo all about her wish and how sorry she was. He stared at her for a moment before snapping.

"YOU WHAT!" (Kyo) said loudly, causing (Tohru) to flinch. Secretly, (Kyo) was touched that she cared so much, but she didn't have to turn him into a damn girl!
"I really didn't know that it would turn out this way! Maybe we should tell Hatori or Shig-"

"No way in hell am I telling anyone! We'll just have to figure out some way to fix this on our own." (Kyo) interrupted.

"But Kyo, we have school tomorrow and I'm not sure I can act like you." (Tohru) said lowly.

"Ya…and I ain't no saint, so it's gonna be tough trying to be you." He mumbled.

"What do you mean?"

"Aw, come on Tohru. Everyone knows your perfect!" (Kyo) said without thinking.

"I…I'm not perfect Kyo." She said, lowering her eyes.

"Well, I think you are.." (Kyo) leaned closer, his eyes drifting shut. Just as their lips were a few inches apart, he opened his eyes. He found his own red eyes staring back, and realized how disgusting it would have been to go through with his plan. 'WHAT THE HELL AM I THINKING! THAT IS SO WRONG!' He shuddered when he imagined that his first kiss would have been with a guy…well not a guy, but sort of.

After about an hour's worth of planning and avoiding the awkward situation they had just been in, (Tohru) and (Kyo) had everything planned out. (Kyo) would have to take up all of the chores and odd jobs that Tohru did around the house, and (Tohru) would have to go to the dojo everyday for training. They both silently wished that they got their original bodies back before the tournament.

"Um…Kyo?" (Tohru) asked quietly, before exiting the room.

"Ya, what is it?" He replied, sinking under the covers. Lord knows he had thought about being in her room many times, but he never expected it to be like this. 'I feel like a pervert!'

"I really have to go to the bathroom." She whispered and his eyes widened at her predicament. Suddenly his bladder felt full, seeing as how he hadn't actually ever accomplished his goal that morning.

"Um…well…" He stuttered. 'What the hell am I supposed to say to that?' Unfortunately, only one thing popped into his mind…and it wasn't quite the appropriate thing to say.

"Just aim for the toilet." He said. He clapped a hand over his mouth in embarrassment. 'SHIT!' Tohru stared at him wide eyed for a few moments before muttering "thanks" and stumbling out of the room.

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(Kyo's) alarm clock went off a few hours later and he shot out of bed. He stared into the refrigerator and looked over its contents. His eyes fell on the leeks (Tohru) had recently bought, and he shoved them behind a carton of milk. 'No way in hell…' Finally deciding to fix a breakfast to his liking, (Kyo) pulled out all of the ingredients he would need to make Miso soup.

Yuki stumbled into the kitchen, a few minutes later. (Kyo) noticed that he was awake a few minutes earlier than he normally was, and casually wondered why. He soon found out…

"Um Miss Honda?" Yuki said, staring at (Kyo) who was stirring the pot of boiling soup.

"Miss Honda?" He called again, finally catching (Kyo's) attention, who had forgotten that 'Miss Honda' was him. The normal anger Kyo experienced whenever talking to Yuki, flashed in his eyes but he managed a very Tohru like comment. "Is there something that you needed Yuki?"

"Well I was very worried about you yesterday," Yuki said satisfied that he had finally gotten her attention. Yuki had decided late the night before that today would be the day he told Tohru how he felt about her. "and I was wondering if you wouldn't mind coming to the secret base with me this after noon?" He said leaning uncomfortably close to him. (Kyo) backed away and bit his tongue to keep from telling him to piss off.

"That sounds like fun," he muttered instead. Yuki leaned in closer and was about to kiss her when-

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?" (Kyo) grabbed the nearest frying pan and whacked him upside the head. Yuki clutched the back of his head and ran into the living room.

Shigure, who had witnessed the entire scene, followed after him and snickered at the sulking rat at the other end of the table.

"If you're going to say something, say it already." Yuki said coldly. 'What possessed her to do that?' Shigure busted out laughing and finally calmed after a moment.

"I wouldn't take it so personally, Yuki. Ha'ri said that she and Kyo might suffer from some odd side affects. Like hallucination…" The dog said with another snicker. Yuki just rolled his eyes, and prayed that she wouldn't remember a thing.

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(Tohru) came down to breakfast a little while later and took Kyo's seat at the table. She had worried all night about how she was supposed to act, and finally decided that the less talking she did, the better. Everyone ate in silence for a while until Shigure broke it.

"Boys? I must ask that whomever is peeing on the toilet please stop."

(Tohru) nearly choked on her rice.

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Don't worry…It's far from the end. Sorry if this chapter wasn't as funny as the last one. I sorta have a case of writer's block. Oh wells… Lots of pervs in this chapter eh?

Ah! I am completely pissed! I heard through the grapevine that is deleting accounts of people who leave messages to their reviewers! SCREW YOU! I like leaving messages to my fabulous reviewers! I got an idea though! I am gonna make a list of people who have favorited my stories or me as an author in particular, and post it on my profile. It will take a couple of days, though. I just can't write stories without having some kind of interaction with my reviewers! Love you guys! Saki