I'M BACK! Hey, why are you running?

Disclaimer: -huff- why do all of you always do that? You guys are starting to remind me of my friends and family… I NEED MY SHRINK!

Locker Rooms

Yuki stared at (Tohru) and flinched when she turned around. She snorted at his flinch and walked ahead with (Kyo) who seemed to be daydreaming. It wasn't till a few minutes later, that Kyo walked straight into a pole.

Holding back a snicker, Yuki thought 'What the hell is wrong with them today?'

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Tohru and Kyo headed off by themselves for a pep talk, before they faced their "friends".

"Remember what I said about being mean to rat boy!" He whispered, basking in the joy of her being mean to him. (Tohru) looked uncertain for a moment, but then raised a fist in determination and said "I'll do it! I'll do it for you!" (A/N: hahaha! Umm…inside joke! )

"Kyo? Please be patient today…"

"As long as you promise not to be as patient…" He replied, thinking how awful it would be if his friends saw him being all girly. Somewhere in the distance the bell rang, and they wished each other luck, silently hoping that neither made them look like a fool.

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Everything was going great…until gym class. (Kyo) was backed against the wall, his eyes glued to the ceiling in attempt not to look at the many half-naked girls surrounding him. 'If I felt like a pervert before…I sure as hell feel like one now! Maybe if I stand very still, they won't know that I'm here…' His attempt was shattered when I girl who looked slightly older than Tohru, and was very much not dressed, waltzed over to him while rummaging through her purse.

"Damn…hey Tohru? Can I borrow a tampon" She asked, unbashfully.

"YOU WANT A WHAT?" (Kyo) screamed, then let out a "eep" before storming out of the locker room. Everyone stared after him for a moment, before the girl spoke.

"All I wanted was a tampon…"

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(Meanwhile)

(Tohru) stared, wide-eyed around the locker room. 'This is so wrong!' Her mind screamed, and she tightly shut her eyes, while slumping against the wall. She remained where she was for a good ten minutes, until one guy in particular walked over to her. She opened her eyes when she heard Kyo's name being called and came face-to-face with one of his friends…wearing nothing but a towel!

"Yo, can I borrow some deodorant?" He asked leaning against the wall beside her.

"Aghh! I can't do this!" She screamed, covering her eyes as she blindly ran out of the locker room. She kept running, with her hands covering her eyes until she ran right into someone.

"SHIT! Would you get out of my way!" (Kyo) screamed, rubbing his head. He looked up and saw his own fiery red eyes staring back.

"Aghh! Kyo, I'm so sorry!" She started crying and a few bystanders snickered…seeing the tough guy cry was just too funny!

"Sshhh! I didn't mean it…Come on!" He grabbed her hand and pulled a blubbering (Tohru) outside. Finally, when they were settled under a tree and in the shade she calmed down.

"Now do you want to tell me what's wrong?" He asked hesitantly, but already knew the answer. They both had last period gym…and he felt that he wasn't the only one that had locker room trouble.

"They were so…naked!" She screeched, covering her eyes in shame.

"I feel your pain…" He muttered, and it took her a minute to realize that he had to go into the girls locker room.

"Aghh! Here I am blubbering about me, when you had to go through the same thing! It must have been horrible!" She patted his arm, trying to comfort him. 'How the hell am I supposed to tell her that it has been my life dream to be in that locker room…It's just so weird from a girl's point of view.'

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(Kyo) gripped his stomach as he tried to cook supper. He was having very odd…feelings. He moaned in pain and leaned the spoon against the side of the pot. He finally decided that it must be because he had been avoiding going to the bathroom. Cutting down the two times a day to avoid embarrassing himself, he decided it was time to relieve himself. Closing his eyes, he sat down and the pains continued. 'What the hell is it?' He thought, furious that the pains were continuing. Forgetting to close his eyes, he looked down and saw a sight that a million years as a girl could never have prepared him for. Screaming at the top of his lungs, he pulled up his pants and ran outside. He continued running and screaming around the yard until he fell on the ground from exhaustion.

'I'm bleeding to death!' His mind screemed and he continued to roll in pain. Suddenly he had a major craving for chocolate.

There was no doubt about it…Kyo's monthly friend had arrived.

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Mwahaha! I feel so…evil! Finally, all those bastards will pay for taking us for granted! -presents Kyo with a large bottle of Midol-
Kyo: gee thanks, I feel so loved.
Me: hey buddy, that stuff comes in handy!

Umm…so one of my reviewers kindly pointed out that Kyo doesn't like Miso…but if you remember correctly, he said it's ok as long as it's soup! It's funny though, 'cause I was wondering if anyone would be observant enough to notice when I wrote it. So my hat goes off to you KittySand Katie for being uber observant!

And sorry if this chapter was kinda short…I have done A LOT of writing this weekend. In fact…I started on two new Fruits Basket stories, check 'em out! -Saki-