OMG! I am SOOOOOO sorry for not updating like I should! I have had a major case of writer's block and all of my stories have suffered it…But I packed this chapter with extra craziness and funny and uncomfortable scenes, JUST FOR YOU! Maybe if I get enough reviews, praising my abilities as a writer, than I shall update sooner:hint hint:

Disclaimer: Poop…some of us can't be born lucky, so I guess I'll just have to stick to writing fan fiction, because I don't own Fruits basket.

Fire in the Hole

(Kyo) threw a rock off of the roof and cursed loudly.

"Stupid fucking curse!" He yelled…shaking an angry fist at the sky. Yuki had just happened to walk outside as the small rock was falling and looked up to see whom he thought was Tohru.

"What the hell are you looking at? Damn idiot!" (Kyo) yelled, throwing another rock at the rat, whom was running away now like a rat escaping a burning ship (pun intended!).

"Ya you better run you stupid mother-"

"Kyo?" A quiet voice called, and (Tohru) popped her head over the edge of the roof. (Kyo) blushed at his outburst a sat down quickly, wincing at the sudden movement. Seeing his wince, (Tohru) turned beat red. It didn't take a rocket scientist to find out why Kyo was running around the yard like a chicken with its head cut off earlier.

"Um…Kyo? I brought you something…" (Tohru) said warily, bringing a small plastic bag from behind her back. Kyo watched halfheartedly with his eyelid's half open.

'God…I feel so tired!' He thought, stifling a yawm behind his hand. Tohru smiled happily but kept her hand in the bag, hiding its contents from the sleepy boy…er…girl.

"It's for you!" She said happily, covering the embarrassment she felt but feeling his own as she handed him and EXTRA large bottle of midol…

'Lord, Kill me now…' He silently prayed as she distributed her hand into the plastic bag once more. (Kyo) was already beat red, as if he had stayed to long in the sun, but he had an odd feeling , call it women's intuition, that (Tohru) wasn't quite done with her embarrassment-fest.

(Tohru) looked sheepishly around before withdrawing her hand once more. 'I might as well get it over with now!' She said mentally, pulling another item out of the bag. (Kyo's) eyes followed from the tip of HIS fingers to the long slender-

"A stick?" He asked dumbly, but Tohru had already scooted just a bit closer.

"No Kyo," She said lowly. "This won't hurt a bit." And with that, my friends, she threw her full body weight onto the unsuspecting cat.

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Shigure drug on his cigarette deeply as he listened to the conversation coming through his slightly open office window. It didn't take long for the shady dog to realize what was happening…and if he was wrong in his ideas, Tohru would have a very hard time explaining why she hit Yuki with a frying pan….and a rock…and a steel baseball bat…

'Whoops, must have imagined that one!' Shigure sung to himself, and drug on his cigarette once again as he listened to the terrified screams coming from (Tohru).

Suddenly, struck by his creative spirit, Shigure wanted to help his young comrades. Determined to find a cure for their new curse bestowed upon them, Shigure vowed to help in any way he could.

He put a hand to his forehead dramatically for full effect of his inner monologue. But as soon as he was sure the angel on his right shoulder was gone….this lovely dog sprouted horns and picked up the phone.

'This is going to be interesting…' He thought while smirking to himself.

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(Kyo) groaned and hit the small alarm clock next to Tohru's bed with all the energy he could muster at this time in the morning.

'How does she get up so early?' He thought to himself while yawning out loud.

Deciding that he was to tired to make a big breakfast this morning, Kyo blindly reached a hand into the cabinet pulling out anything to make. Without even glancing at his choice, or even opening the package for that matter, Kyo threw the small box into the waiting pan.

Lying his head on the cool table, Kyo was about to drift asleep when a certain mischievous novelist popped his head into the kitchen.

"Good morning Tohru!" He boomed loudly, ignoring the wince received. Leaning over the contents of the now smoking pot, he sniffed at it lightly.

'Oh how we must pay for a simple mistake!'

Ignoring the now on fire package in the hot pan, Shigure sat across from the teen and sipped a cup of tea lightly.

"And how did you sleep my little flower?" He asked brightly…and quite loudly.

"Just fine…" (Kyo) muttered into his arms.

The two sat in silence, immersed in their own thoughts (or in Kyo's case, his eyelids) until Shigure pulled his collar away from his neck and wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"It's getting hot in here."

"A little…but I'm not taking of my clothes" Kyo stated mildly.

Shigure let out a dramatic gasp and pointed behind Kyo. (Kyo) turned around, and jumped up screaming when he saw the fire now engulfing the metal pan.

"Oh shit!"

"Call an ambulance!"

"Oh shit!"

"Call a doctor!"

"Oh shit!"

"Call that really cute nurse with the super short skirt that won't return my phone calls!"

"OH SHIT!" (Kyo) screamed loudly again, while proceeding to put out the first with measuring cups of water. It worked…eventually, but not before waking the other two residents of the house.

"What's going on here?" Yuki asked rubbing a sleepy eye. Shigure patted (Kyo's) back and gestured to the now charcoaled pan.

"Tohru here was just teaching us the art of flambé and pudding!" He sayed, pointing to the now black pudding box in the pan.

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Everyone stared around the table while eating their takeout for breakfast. After a particularly long and uncomfortable silence, Shigure cleared his throat as they went to their rooms to collect their school books.

"Kyo? Kagura called yesterday and she announced that she will be coming over tomorrow." He said, watching the orange haired teen pale visibly. (Kyo) snickered behind his hand and nudged her gently.

"And Tohru? Ayame would like to know if you would model some dresses for him tomorrow." Shigure stated, relishing in the glow of red coming from the angry cat trapped in his love interest's body.

There was one thing for sure… tomorrow was going to be quite the day.

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WRITER'S BLOCK FINALLY OVER! I hoped you liked this chapter! Dude…I have just been SO busy lately! With life and what not… But if you are craving more of Saki, which everyone happens to have a problem with, then check out my other stories! (Self promotion is a beautiful thing…) -Saki-