I'm Back again!

Joshwales- better? Yey! For you I made this one a bit longer.

Jnr Cpl Scarlett- yep, I got the idea from a comments page on the BBC news pages. A pile of feminists were calling for a female Doctor.

The Doctor spoke up at last, "If you are me, what's your name, age and favourite food?"

The girl rolled her eyes, "name," she gave a loud and fast series of tongue clicking. The doctor raised his eyebrows in surprise, "age, you are now nine hundred and one, I am about nine hundred and forty." She continued, "And your favourite food, though you've probably not found out yet, is Marmite. And yes you do. That was one weird body I'm telling you."

The Doctor was impressed, though to make sure he said to the girl, "Make the lights flicker." To Rose he whispered, "I'm the only one who can make the TARDIS flicker her lights. This'll prove it. I'm sure she cant, no way will I be…"

"TARDIS, flicker the lights five times would you?"

The lights flickered a total of five times.

"Oh." The Doctor sat down heavily.

"I know it's against the rules but since when have we ever followed the rules?" she said in a way of an explanation, "I would never have done this but the TARDIS is messing around again and every time I do something about it, something goes wrong. The last regeneration didn't exactly go well either. I usually have irregular pains all over my body where it's still regenerating and I'm loosing loads of energy. I really need help."

"But why us?" Rose asked, "Am I not there to help."

The female Doctor smiled at Rose sadly, "that's one of the problems."

"But, Doctor, I thought this sort of thing creates paradoxes and things."

"Yes," both of the doctors said but the female one continued, "Yes but a paradox didn't happen when I was sitting on my backside over there, being confused as hell."

Rose started to tug at her hair, "How am I supposed to tell you both apart?" she screamed.

The Doctor stood up and hugged Rose, "Settle down, you've been through more confusing things than this. I'm not to happy myself. This has ruined the surprise of what I'm going to look like later on. Still not ginger I see." He added.

Rose laughed. She felt the tension stream out of her muscles. He didn't like this any more than she did and he wasn't shouting, "I just… I don't know I don't like this. Is it really you?"

"Yep," said the Doctor, "And I really must be in trouble. I avoid meeting myself as much as possible. I hate when it happens. You always know what the outer person says."

"Those are really bad jokes" she aid, but they had worked. Rose was able to overcome her stress and stand by herself again.

The female Doctor said, "I'm really sorry Rose. I know how you must be feeling but I really needed to do this. Emm, a good name, a good name. What's a good name?" she said to herself."

"I suppose John's out the window then." The Doctor said.

The Female Doctor laughed, "Yep, I was thinking of something different, what about Sophie?"

"Ok, it's alright of a name I suppose."

"Right Sophie it is then."

Rose looked into Sophie's eyes. They looked so much like her doctors. Her hair was a couple of shades lighter and her body was more curvy and shorter than the Doctor she knew, "But how can't you turn into a woman?" she asked her Doctor.

"We can change into anything. Be happy I've only turned into a woman, one person I knew turned into an orang-utan. But I thought because I'm half human that I'd…"

"You're half human? You never told me!"

"It's not really important is it? Any way I thought I'd never be able to change. I've only been able to change my body age so far."

"Rose must have just had a bigger impact than we thought." Sophie smiled. The Doctor blushed and tried to hide a small smile that was playing on his lips.

"Stop that." Snapped Rose, some of her previous feelings returning. She was confused and hurt by the fact that the Doctor had adapted to the situation so quickly and was now sharing jokes.

"So," the Doctor slapped his hands together, "let's get a look at the older TARDIS."

I'll try and get the next chapter up ASAP. please leave your opinions in the proper area