Title: Two Messers and a Monroe
Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: The personality of Louie is mine. The rest is not.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Danny and Louie have that beer they were talking about. But what happens when Louie meets Lindsay and takes a shine to her? How will Danny feel? Will jealousy get the better of him?
Danny and Louie had grabbed a beer, and talked for roughly 20 minutes when Louie's eyes drifted towards the door.
"Wow, now ain't she a looker."
Danny followed his brothers' gaze.
Oh, no, why is she here?
Getting up he went over to the women his brother had been eyeing.
"Monroe?"
"Messer?"
"What are you doing here?"
"Same could be asked of you"
"I'm getting a drink, then heading home. You?"
"I'm with someone."
"Poor unfortunate soul."
"It's not a female."
"Oh… that is a pretty bold statement to make in a bar full of men."
He was about to say something when the next thing she said caught him off guard.
"It figures, all the good lookin ones are gay." She sighed.
He smiled.
"You think I'm good looking?"
Lindsay opened her mouth to speak, when a younger man came over.
"Aint ya gonna introduce me?"
"No." said Danny, still smiling at Lindsay, but a little disgruntled that his brother had interrupted what could have been a rather interesting moment.
"Louie Messer." Louie extended his hand, Lindsay took it
"Messer? Oh god, please don't tell me there's two of you." She spoke as she turned her head towards Danny.
"You two know each other?"
"We work together. Lindsay Monroe"
"Ah Montana."
Apple doesn't fall too far from the tree, she thought,
"You can call me Lindsay."
"If you insist."
"Pretty name for a pretty girl." He said as he leaned against the bar.
"Bet your mama was good lookin' too."
Danny rolled his eyes. He had allowed his brother a certain amount of flirtation towards her, but this was getting embarrassing. And somewhat awkward.
"Louie!"
He was starting to get aggravated about his brother interest in Lindsay.
'Why? She was a co-worker right? Why was it bothering him?'
Lindsay was also getting aggravated.
His pick up-lines, just weren't working'.
'But if Danny had said them... '
'Wait! Where did that come from?'
'Danny is much smoother too.'
'Ok, now I'm delusional'
"Ya know, I've heard Montana women are beautiful but that is an understatement."
This was starting to get pathetic.
"Thank you." Although bothered, she was slightly embarrassed.
"What are you drinking tonight?" Louie gestured to the bar.
"Louie, lay off." Danny smacked his brother in the chest.
Deciding she didn't want to stay in this place much longer. She looked at Danny.
"Actually I have to talk to Danny about that case."
"What case?"
"The case." she said through gritted teeth.
Grabbing him by the lapel of his jacket she dragged him out of the bar onto the sidewalk.
"Your brother's hitting on me!"
"Yeah, sorry bout that. He's kind of forward."
"Normally I'd smack him, and the Messer charm is hard to resist, but he's your brother. You deal with him."
Danny only heard part of that sentence.
Messer-charm-hard-to-resist!
"You find me hard to resists?"
His eyes twinkled as a killer grin appeared on his face.
Resisting the grin, she tried to thing logically.
"That's not what I said."
She started to walk away.
"But you said…"
"You're putting words in my mouth."
"Apparently I'm also putting dirty little thoughts is your head."
"Just talk to your brother." She said as she turned the corner and dissappeared from sight.
Author's Note: Special thanks to Ashley for being my Beta