Title: Two Messers and a Monroe

Rating: FRT
Disclaimer: The personality of Louie is mine. The rest is not.
Spoilers: None
Summary: Danny and Louie have that beer they were talking about. But what happens when Louie meets Lindsay and takes a shine to her? How will Danny feel? Will jealousy get the better of him?


"Danny walked back into the bar."

"She's pretty...a little conservative, but I can manage."

"Lou, back off. You're not gonna manage with her."

His aggravation clearly showing.

"Why? Did you see her? Are you not a man? Do you not feel manly desire? "

"Yeah I saw her, I work with her! And unlike you, I don't live my life between my legs."

He said as he paid for their drinks and walked out the door.

"What's her last name?"

"Nothing you're gonna find out!" As they got into Danny's truck.

Through-out the ride, Louie questioned Danny about Lindsay.

Danny had begun getting defensive. He didn't know why, but whenever Louie mentioned her name he would grip the steering wheel until his knuckles were white.

"Why not, she's gorgeous."

"I don't trust you with her."

"What do you mean by that...You don't trust me, your brother, with a friend of yours?"

"I know how you work, and frankly, she doesn't deserve how you'd treat her."

"Wait… wait… wait... I know what's going on here"

"Going on?"

"You and Montana."

"Me and Montana what?"

"Come on Dan, I know you too. I know when you fancy someone."

"Fancy? Where are we? 15th century England?"

"You want to get together and work on your chemistry." Louie said in a giggly tone.

By this time, they had arrived at Louie's apartment.

"Shut up Louie, she's a colleague...a friend."

Louie opened the passenger side door.

"You keep telling your self that."

"Just get out!"

Danny pointed to the direction of Louie's place.

"Get a move on, before some else does."

With that Louie slammed the door.


Author's Note: Special thanks to Ashley for being my Beta