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Disclaimer: (Everyone else does these, so I figure I aught to also…) I do not have any corporate or industrial claim to the Jak and Daxter series. I only own the video games, and I haven't even finished them yet!
Hey! This is only my second fanfic… and this time it's serious! When Krew is brought back, Jak may have a little more than just a 'big problem' on his hands…. Especially after his son gets kidnapped (yeah… I know, kind of cliché isn't it?)
Chapter One - MechaKrewIjor checked all the life-scans frequently. He could not afford to fail! He looked around his underground lab. The lab was located conveniently under the dark eco pits of Dead Town. It was a perfect spot to hide, since no one ever ventured out there. When he used to work for Krew, he specialized in manufacturing all the eco-powered weaponry for the gang-leader. Now, he was sure that his newly invented EPOs would work.
He walked over to the green-eco filled pod that was bleeping with the rhythm of the heart of the individual floating inside it. Actually, the individual wasn't exactly floating; they were more or less squashed inside the pod. The excessive amounts of fat that hung off this rotund body were smashed against the glass and made a squeaking noise every time they rubbed up into it. The legs of this monster dangled from the obese nude body. Ijor looked at his ex-boss longingly.
"Oh Mr. Krew!" He squealed out in his shrieking falsetto. "How could they? They all thought you were dead… they all left you for the underground! Even your main muscle Sig has betrayed you. Only I remain faithful to you! See what I have done for you!" Ijor stared at the EPO's that jutted out from Krew's grotesque physique. The EPOs (which actually stood for Eco Powered Organisms) were machines that were obviously powered by dark eco injected into their system (which Ijor painstakingly made sure a pump that was connected into the pod was doing that very moment). Krew's EPOs consisted of several visible mechanisms that fused his flabby skin together, an armor-like giant arm that looked like the weight would tear it right from his flesh, and several strands of wires and what-not that were popping out all over his body in every which way. Krew was no longer a big fat gang-lord… he was a big fat MONSTROUS gang-lord!
Ijor realized that Krew was still unconscious, and that even if he wasn't he wouldn't be able to hear him because the pod was sound-proof. It still made him feel better to talk to his ex-boss… soon to be reunited boss. Krew would much appreciate what he had done for him, Ijor was sure of that. Krew had taken him into the mob when he was a youngster on the streets. Back then, Metal-heads had killed his parents and he had joined the mob to have revenge. However, Krew found that Ijor had such a talent with machinery that he decided to keep him as his unofficial 'nerd'. That meant that Ijor usually ended up behind the scenes doing the work. He never got out much.
Then, a few years ago… he got his chance. Krew had recently recruited two new troublemakers. Ijor knew that it was a bad idea, but he never doubted Krew's word. Then, those two had to go and blow his loving boss up! Luckily for Krew, he was able to send out a distress call to Ijor at the last second. When Ijor arrived at the destroyed weapon's lab, he found that Krew's body had been blown to pieces! It pained him so to handpick pieces of his boss's own body from the wreckage. He would make sure that Krew would live just to have his revenge on those two. The two of them, Krew and Ijor, would make them pay!
Just then, Ijor saw movement in the pod. Krew was awake! He was awake! Krew moved his half-mechanical head back and forth and opened an infrared eye toward Ijor. Ijor smiled in delight. Now was it! Krew would be eternally grateful to him. Krew's good eye swiveled sickeningly in its socket to get a whole view of his newly formed body. Ijor recounted the past seven years of turmoil. He had to put all of Krew together in such a short time-period.
Krew's eye stopped moving and rested on Ijor. Ijor beamed at him, but Krew did not smile back. In fact, he busted through the glass of the pod with his mechanical arm and grabbed Ijor by the throat.
"WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME!" Krew boomed.
"Done? I… I… ack!" Ijor struggled against Krew's grip. " I brought you back!"
Krew released him in a sudden spasm of realization. Ijor fell to the floor in panic. This was certainly not what he had expected.
"Ahh… heh heh… so you have…" Krew looked at himself in admiration. "Now I will be able to have my revenge," Krew responded.
"Yes, boss…" Ijor responded meekly.
"You know, heh heh heh heh… you're pretty good with machines… who are you again?"
"Ijor, boss."
"Right, Ijor… you know, you and I could become quite the accomplices."
Ijor brightened. Now this was what he had been wanting. "Oh yes, boss! Most certainly!"
"…But this body of mine could use a few improvements…"
"Improvements?"
"Oh yes… and my plan of revenge must come in order. I assume you have been doing some research on my enemies since… the explosion."
"Of course boss, I have the low-down on everyone in the underground."
"Good…" Krew chuckled. "Now the fun really starts…"
Okay, I know that may have sucked…. But it's just the first chapter and believe me it gets better!
Next Chapter: Jet gets kidnapped!
