Chapter 6: Ayame Revealed!!!!!!!

Hurriedly slipping on my haori, I walked into the brush to see what was the matter. When I finally burst through the other side, I saw Miroku, Sango, and Shippou were already there. After seeing them all okay, my eyes came to rest on a strange woman standing before me. She had a fiery look in her eyes, and I instantly remembered who she was.

This is the half-demon, Ayame!! I realized finally. Thankfully, I remembered to act like I had never seen her before.

"Who are you?"I asked for the benefit of everyone else She glared impatiently at me.

"I am Ayame. Who are you?" she demanded. Suddenly, Kagome burst through the brush.

"You are Ayame, huh? Well, Ayame, you need to know something. Your fiancee Koga has been hitting on me for months on end. He seems to think that he is not engaged. You need to control him better!!!!!!!" She finally ran out of breath, and stopped. She suddenly noticed that everyone was staring at her in a very odd way.

"Why are you staring at my.....?" Following everyone else's gaze, she suddenly realized what everyone was staring at. In her rush, she had forgotten to get dressed, and had run out nude. She screamed loudly, and ran back into the brush.

"Ooookaayy!" Miroku said suddenly. "I'm gonna go back, undress, and get back in the springs." He stopped walking, however, because he realized that Ayame had started to remove her shirt slowly. Oh, Crap!!!!! I just remembered!!!!! I thought with horror. Ayame has to undress when told to by a man, unless he or another man says "stop"!!!!!

"STOP!!!!!!!!!!!" I shouted. Ayame stared blankly ahead, and started to re-tie her kimono top on.

She growled at Miroku, who looked utterly confused.

"Anyway, you are looking for Koga, right?"I asked, breaking the awkward silence that loomed over the clearing. She turned towards me, and rested her hands on her hips.

"Yeah, I am." she growled, still angry at Miroku.

"He ran off due south. Knowing him, he will do a full circle and in about an hour, he'll be back here."I grinned. "Why don't you wait here with us for a little while?"She stared at me oddly.

".......................................Fine." she said slowly. "As long as no males say 'undress'."

Lost in someone else's dimension, and now I'm stuck in this room!!!!! the boy thought sadly. He dazedly examined the room. It had a slightly arched ceiling, and was decorated entirely in oak. On top of a dresser there was an odd box that had multiple buttons on it. Hey!! Kagome has one of these, too!!!!! he thought. He pressed a big button on it, and suddenly a loud voice came from the box and started to sing to an odd rhythm. Covering his ears, the boy pressed the button again, and it stopped. He looked around some more, and found a door on the opposite wall.

"I'm FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!" he cheered. He opened the door, and ran smack into the wall on the other side. What the hell!? He thought, rubbing his nose slowly. Why is there a useless door here? He slammed the door, and walked towards the bed in the middle. He touched it, and the mattress wobbled oddly. Unlike Kagome's, this one bounces around!!!! Poking at it, the boy realized that it was full of water. He shrugged and collapsed onto it. Better get used to it, he thought. I might be here a while.

We sat in uncomfortable silence. Kagome was on the far side of the blanket that was so carefully lain out for a picnic, glaring every once in a while at Ayame, who was sitting to my left, as Japanese custom from Feudal Japan dictated. Being silent, Miroku gazed stonily at his food, thinking about something unknown to everyone else. Sango ate slowly, and stared warily at Miroku's moving hand. Shippou was the only one oblivious to the ominous aura.

"So, Ayame, how long have you been Koga's fiancee?" He asked casually.

"For many years." She stated. "I thought that he would stay faithful." I sighed, and poked at the bowl of ramens sitting in front of me.

After the awkward meal, a familiar smell came to my nostrils. Looking about, I spotted Koga's whirlwind coming at us, from the north, as I had predicted. He got within twenty or so feet, and then he saw Ayame.

"Uh,Oh!!!!" he yelped as he turned around. She stopped him, however, by grabbing his tail. He gulped, and looked back.

"Hi, sweetheart!" he said warily. "How are you faring?" he asked. She spun him around and grabbed his shoulders.

"I'm so angry, I could..........I could.........." She stopped and kissed him passionately. When they broke contact, Koga let out a holler of joy.

"Come on, Ayame!!! Let's make this engagement final!!!!!!!!" he whooped. A huge burst of wind formed as Koga picked up his wife to be and started to run. Within minutes, they had disappeared into the setting sun.

"Well, that was odd!!!!" Miroku said suddenly. "Let's go to bed, it is quite late." Kagome stated. We all nodded in agreement. Kagome stared off where the couple had disappeared. She had a sad look in her eye.

"What's the matter Kagome? You gonna miss having him come after you?" I grinned. She turned around, and I saw a look that would scare a bull to death.

"Inuyasha, OSUWARI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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