Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, got it?
Logan the Feral Canadian
Sung to Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Written by my friend, and I got her permission to post it
You know Nightcrawler and Phoenix and Angel and Gambit…
Rouge and Storm and Cyclops the faggot…
But do you recall
The most famous X-Man of all?
Logan the Feral Canadian,
Had a very shiny car.
And if you ever saw it,
You were probably near a bar.
All of the other X-Men
Wondered how he got his dames,
They thought he smoked too many cigars
To be in any team-based games.
Then one day at the mansion,
Gambit came to say…
"Logan with your claws so real,
Won't you help me loot n' steal?"
And that's how the X-Men found them,
At the prison in New York City.
But the inmates didn't really care,
'Cause they were both drunken S.O.B.s!
Drunken S.O.B.s!