Chapter 5: ZQ and Tarrell: The Ultimate Battle
It was the morning of the big battle as the sun was shining in Looney Tunes Land. Inside the building lobby, Stitch was sleeping on the couch with his head hanging upside down, his mouth open, and drooling. Minutes later, Mr. Warner saw him and walked up to him before he gently tapped him on his shoulder. This made him snort for a minute before he finally sat up.
"Good morning." He greeted tiredly, rubbing the sleepyness out of his eyes.
"Good morning, Stitch." Mr. Warner greeted back. "Do you feel up to this big fight tonight?"
"Oh, yeah. Meega been ready. I gave him a piece of meega mind on my way back."
"Why did you do?"
"Gave him… 'the finger'."
"Ooooooh, that's deep."
"Meega agree."
"Where's ZaQuinto?"
"He playing NBA Street with Lola upstairs while Bugs getting ready."
"Thanks."
Meanwhile, upstairs in Bugs & Lola's bedroom…
"Razellii was watching Lola and ZaQuinto play their game while they were all waiting for Bugs. Razellii was already dressed in a green t-shirt with black flare jeans. Lola was dressed in her usual yellow tank top and purple shorts with a purple scrunchie. ZaQuinto was dressed in his 'fighting' attire, which consisted of a red tank top that covered his waist and stopped at the middle of his thighs with purple baggy shorts and a red wristband and a purple sweatband on his forehead. Minutes later, Mr. Warner came into the room and smiled at ZaQuinto's clothes.
"You look all geared up already." He said to the dragon, who nodded while keeping his focus on the game.
"Yeah." ZaQuinto agreed. "With that sword Dr. Williams gave me, I'm sure to beat the hell out of Tarrell."
"Should Stitch wear something too?"
"I highly suggest that." ZaQuinto paused for a moment as he pulled out a small sized baby blue tank top and black sweatband combo and handed it to Mr. Warner. "Give this to him and make sure he puts it on after a quick bath."
"That's the one problem right there…"
"………………"
"He hates baths."
"Does he now?" Lola asked as she paused the game. "Well, we'll just have to force him to take one. Bugs…"
"Yeah?" Bugs called from the bathroom door, dressed in nothing but a pair of brown khakis with a black leather belt.
"Lookin' good. Anyway, Mr. Warner says Stitch doesn't like baths. You wanna give him a Looney Toony bath for the ages?"
"And get splashed along da way?"
"Yeah."
"………sure! Dis'll be fun. Bring 'im up here, doc."
"I'll get him. You get Lexi." ZaQuinto joked innocently as he stood up. "He has a crush on her."
"Oooooooohoohooo!" Daffy geered as he overheard him from the hallway. "Doesth he?"
"Yeah."
"I'll get her for ya! I wanna sthee what she'll do to him."
An hour later…
Bugs and Lola had the bathtub filled with warm water and ready for Stitch. Seconds later, Daffy came in with Lexi beside him. After they came in, ZaQuinto came in with Stitch in his arms and blindfolded.
"What is surprise, cousin?" The blue experiment asked curiously.
"You'll find out soon enough because the sooner we show you your surprise, the sooner we can prepare for the big fight against Tarrell." ZaQuinto replied before Donatanyo came in with a curious look on his face.
"What's goin' on?" He asked. Bugs shushed him quickly.
"Quiet, doc." He pleaded. " It's a funny surprise for Stitch. Ya ready, Stitch?"
"Ih. Meega ready." Stitch replied as Lola took him and allowed him to touch the warm water to give the experiment a clue to the surprise. "Ooooh! Feels watery and warm… oh, naga!"
"Yeah, Stitch." Lola seductively geered. "It's bath time!"
"NAGA, NAGA, NAGAAAAAAAAA!" Stitch started squirming violently in Lola's arms, nearly scratching her face every time. ZaQuinto carefully took the blindfold off his eyes while Bugs assisted his wife in forcing the wild and crazy blue experiment in the tub. When he was finally submerged, Lexi walked up to him with a sponge and shampoo in hand. This made Stitch stop his squirming and started to drool.
"Ready for your bath, Stitch?" She asked sexually, slowly dipping the sponge in the water between his legs. This made him shiver with passion and lust as he watched her soak the sponge. He followed it as she slowly pulled out the sponge and started squirting some green lime scented shampoo on it. Lexi noticed his drooling and lovestruck look and smiled seductively as she slowly closed the shampoo bottle and placed it on the floor next to her. Afterwards, she placed a hand on Stitch's back as he kept his big black eyes on her beautiful green eyes and took her hand with the soapy sponge and started to scrub his chest softly. He purred softly as he smiled with passion.
"Meega like bath with sexy Lexi." He said sexually as he raised an eyebrow with a sly smirk on his face. This made the pink Loonatic chuckle.
"I really love that voice." She said back as she slowly moved the sponge to his left leg as he lifted it up for her.
While all this was happening, Daffy was recording it all on DVD. ZaQuinto was in the doorway with Donatanyo. He was talking to Tarrell on his cell phone.
"Okay, Tarrell." ZaQuinto started. "I'll explain the rules early, so we can just go there and start fightin', a'ight?"
"Okay, man." Tarrell said from the other line.
"Okay. Rule number one: you have a choice to fight, either by fists or by weapon, but no guns."
"I figured that when you killed Utan last night."
"Yeah. Rule number two: have a sidekick, like I have Stitch with me."
"Got that covered."
"Really?"
"Yeah. He's a 2' 8" green Komodo Dragon named Planozo."
"Sounds like he could be one weak bitch."
"I'm gonna make you eat that thing, too, if you insult him again."
"Sorry. That's all there is."
"Just two rules?"
"Yeah. I'll see you tonight."
"You'll be dead when we get there."
"Bitch."
"Bastard."
"Asshole."
"Motherfucker."
"MOTHERFUCKIN' SON OF A BITCH!"
"ZQ, dat's enough." Bugs called from the stairs as he was coming up. "You can save da rest of dat bullshit later."
"Okay, my bad. Bye…"
"Ahem!"
"……Tarrell."
"Dat's better."
"See you later, asshole motherfucker!" Tarrell said back before he hung up. ZaQuinto hung up his phone and became a little pissed again. Bugs gave him a good slap across the face, which made him calm down.
"Thanks. I needed that." ZaQuinto said in a relieved tone.
"You gotta see what Lexi's doin' ta Stitch!" Bugs exclaimed as he headed back towards the bathroom.
"Oh, no." The dragon shook his head as he followed him back in the bathroom. Everybody, including Daffy, was geering loudly as they watched Lexi surprisingly kiss Stitch on the mouth, keeping his black eyes open the entire time, due to a surprising shock. He soon enough got into the kiss and closed his eyes slowly, moaning with passion at the same time she did.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN!" The boys geered while Lola and Donatanyo just chuckled.
"She got my romantic personality." Lola said to herself.
"This is actually pretty… uh… unusual." Donatanyo agreed.
After the 10 minute kiss, Lexi finally released the liplock and looked into the experiment's eyes, which were half closed with drool coming out of the corner of his mouth.
"You want more after you and ZaQuinto's big fight tonight, if you survive?" Lexi asked, stroking the drool off his mouth seductively. He nodded in reponse before he climbed out of the tub, fresh and clean, and shook all the water off, like a dog. It sprinkled everybody, but he was eventually dry.
"Soka everybody." He apologized. ZaQuinto chuckled before he spoke.
"That's okay, Stitch." He said. "I needed a good water mist to cool me down anyway."
Later, at Tarrell's Hideout…
Planozo just buried Utan's dead body in the backyard of the place while Tarrell and his remaining boys were watching him from the distance.
"Just talked to him about the rules, ya'll." Tarrell started. "One of the rules was no guns, like you said, Whankazi."
"See?" Whankazi asked. "I told you."
"The other rule was to have a sidekick along with ya. That's where Planozo comes in."
"Ohhhh, I see. He's givin' you a chance to prepare, so ya'll can fight fair and square, huh?" Franklin asked.
"Yeah. Luckily, he's 14. You know what that means, right?"
"Naw."
"It means I have a better advantage of beatin' his ass."
"Ohh, but hey, T!" Jeramy started. "I have a feeling deep in my chest that Stitch isn't the only one who's helpin' ZQ beat you."
"I know, he has Razellii."
"Naw, man. You don't understand. You know the Loonatics, right?"
"Yeah, especially Ace. He's my boy right there."
"Well… I think he might hire Lexi to replace Razellii."
"Lexi? Why?"
"I don't know, but I just feel that shit right here, man."
"Oh, no… hell no! I am not gonna let ZaQuinto advance above me like that! Uh-uh!" After that statement, Tarrell rushed out of his seat towards Planozo and kneeled down towards him before he spoke. "Planozo, we gotta get to the park now!"
"Why?" Planozo asked in a cute baby-like voice.
"Jeramy's over here sayin' that ZQ might hire Lexi to replace Razellii for tonight's battle and we better prepare ourselves for it early."
"But, I love Lexi."
"………………" Tarrell showed an angry look on his face as he remained slient, staring at him in anger. This made Planozo gulp with nervousness before he finally pleaded:
"………sorry."
Meanwhile, in the kitchen of the business building…
"ZaQuinto, I just changed my mind." Razellii started, eating lunch with her boyfriend, who looked at her with puzzlement.
"Huh?" ZaQuinto asked, looking at her. "Did you say 'you changed your mind'?"
"Yeah… about being your additional fighting partner for tonight's battle. I really don't wanna face Tarrell after what he did to me."
"What did he do… oh. That punch across your face, right?"
"Yeah. So, can you hire a different third sidekick to help you out?"
"Sure… Lexi!"
All of the Loonatics just came down the stairs after that call with Lexi leading the way.
"Yeah?" She asked as she came down with the rest of her friends.
"Razellii wants me to hire you to replace her for tonight's battle… since you have quite a passion for Stitch." ZaQuinto replied.
"Really?"
"Yeah." Razellii replied. "After what Tarrell did to me earlier, I really don't wanna face him again."
"I understand. I'll replace her, but just for tonight."
"Good. And Ace, how's Stitch doin'?" ZaQuinto asked.
"He's doing okay." Ace replied. "He's still drooling a little from that sexy-as-hell of a kiss."
"Ace…" Lexi muttered.
"Well, it was."
"Heh, heh. Well, make sure he gets himself ready to go. In just a few more hours, we'll be beatin' up Tarrell's ass faster than Rev Runner could dodge a bullet." ZaQuinto announced before Ace nodded in response as he walked back upstairs to check on Stitch once more.
A few hours later, after dinner…
ZaQuinto, Tarrell, Stitch, Planozo, and Lexi were all at the wide open and grassy area of the park, ready to battle. ZaQuinto had his hand on his sword's handle, ready to strike any moment now. Stitch had his fists ready, staring at Planozo with anger. Lexi looked at Tarrell as well, ready to brain blast him. He chuckled at the three.
"Damn, ZQ." Tarrell started. "Having an experiment and a Loonatic on your team is pretty… weak, do ya think?"
"That's what YOU think, bitch." ZaQuinto muttered back. "You think you can beat me and these two here, you got another thing comin', man."
"Like you can scare me? I don't think so. Me and Planozo's weapons are powered by laser and yours is metal, Lexi's is acrobatic shit, and Stitch's motherfuckin' fists to fight Planozo. Oddly to say, I think your little experiment bitch is gonna die faster that Danger Duck can do that quackin' shit he does."
"You just don't respect us, do you, Tarrell?" Lexi asked. "I'm gonna show you how I feel about disrespect."
"Bring it, assholes!"
On that cue, Planozo pulled out his weapon and lept for Stitch, who had a surprise in his pocket. He pulled out a laser lance, a long, 10 foot, laser stick in a blue color and blocked it just in time.
"Meega tokaba kweesta!" The experiment yelled in the Komodo Dragon's face.
"Really?" He asked back as he stood back. "Prove it."
"Gladly." After that, Planozo and Stitch were in a laser battle. Lexi summoned her brain blast right at Tarrell, who easily dodged it before he pulled out his weapon and attempted to slash ZaQuinto, who blocked it with his laser-proof metal sword. The battle raged on from there.
Lexi backed up and looked at Stitch and Planozo's battle. They were pretty much equal, barely slashing each other. She raised an eyebrow with amazement as she saw how good Stitch was compared to Planozo.
"Damn." She said to herself. "He really good at this fighting stuff. Where he got that weapon from, I'll never know, though."
Stitch noticed that Lexi was watching from a distance and he decided to try and impress her a little by taking the long laser stick and tripping up Planozo from his under his feet, knocking to his back before he flung the handle stick of the reptile's laserwhip to his free hand and turned it on, holding both weapons with determination. This made Planozo gulp with fear.
"Uh, oh." He muttered before Stitch looked over his shoulder and with a sly smile, tossed the laserwhip handle behind him and Lexi caught it perfectly, turning it on as she faced ZaQuinto and Tarrell's battle. When she went to help the peach dragon, Stitch turned his attention back to Planozo before he quickly slashed the reptile's head off, rendering him dead. Then, he stuck the laser stick in the green lizard's body before it flashed and then, exploded into nothing but blood. Tarrell froze for a second after missing ZaQuinto again and looked at what Stitch did to his companion.
"Fuck!" He screamed before he turned back to ZaQuinto. "You're experimental bitch killed my pet."
"I guess it's every man for himself, then." ZaQuinto replied smoothly before he took his sword and unexpectedly slashed Tarrell's entire right arm off, making blood spew out of it and making the laserwhip handle of his drop to the floor at his feet. Lexi and Stitch saw this and was impressed, especially Stitch. Even ZaQuinto was impressed.
"Goddamn." He muttered to himself. "This sword's sharper than I thought."
"AHHHHHHHH, SHIT!" Tarrell screamed at the top of his lungs in pain. "You bastard!"
"What? What are ya gonna do………… motherfuckin' son of a bitch?" After that question, Stitch decided to help by stabbing Tarrell in the back, through his chest before he slowly lit up, making Lexi and ZaQuinto wide eyed and speechless.
"Does this mean what I think it does?" Lexi asked nervously before she ran off. ZaQuinto ran off seconds later.
"Too bad I wasn't born with wings." He replied as he ran. Tarrell started screaming at the top of his lungs as he got brighter until…
BOOM!
He exploded with blood exploding everywhere in the park, except the lake. Stitch smiled with satisfaction before he placed his weapon away and was confused as he saw that Lexi and ZaQuinto were missing.
"Gaba?" He asked himself before he realized. "Oh. Must've ran away for cover." After that, he ran off back to the building himself.
The next morning…
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAWW!" Cheered ZaQuinto as he was happily skipping downstairs, towards the kitchen to hug Razellii. She was cooking breakfast while everybody else was in the living room, waiting. "RAZELLII, WE'VE DONE IT!"
"You defeated Tarrell?" She asked calmly, trying to hold in her excitement as she focused on her cooking.
"Yeah, and I feel great! I know you're happy!"
"Yeah. I'm glad you got rid of him."
"Me, too." He sighed as he embraced his girlfriend even tighter. "Damn, that was good."
"Glad you calmed down, too. So, what happened?"
"Aw, girl! It's a long story. How about I explain it all at breakfast?"
Minutes later, at breakfast…
"Okay." ZaQuinto started as he ate with everybody. "So, here we were, at the park… Lexi, Stitch, Tarrell, Planozo, and I. We were just standing there, staring at each other in anger before… BLAM! We started attackin' each other. Lexi and I had Tarrell while Stitch handled Planozo alone. I didn't know what Stitch was doin' with that lizard, but I could tell he was beatin' the hell outta him. As for Lexi and me, we were beating the hell outta Tarrell by a mile. Lexi brain blasted him 5 times, but she missed all of them. So, she gave up and decided to let me take care of the rest. I sure did take care of it, too. I sliced his arm off, clean as a shiny, new car and blood was spewing everywhere, just how I like it. Then, after a cussed him out, Stitch used this long laser lance or somethin' like that and stabbed in right into his chest from his back. After that, Tarrell started to light up slowly, which meant that he was gonna explode any moment. Lexi and I realized it quickly before we ran like hell back over here. We heard the explosion and it seemed to have stained everything in the park, except the lake. Then, Stitch came back and pretty soon, we fell asleep with a smile. That had to be the most indearing battle I've ever done!"
"Mustht be." Daffy agreed. "You guysth really whooped histh crazthy assth."
"It was really easy, too." Stitch added.
"And Lexi, you can't brain blast everybody." Ace encouraged as he saw Lexi with her head down. "You tried your best, I bet."
"Yeah, I did." Lexi replied. "It was the best I could do, but it was worth it."
"Now that Tarrell's gone, I don't have to be pissed anymore." ZaQuinto announced proudly. Razellii looked at him with passion as she finished her orange juice. He didn't noticed until he felt a slight tingle in his face and turned to face her. "What is it, Razel?"
"Oh, I was just thinking." She replied as she stroked his face gently. "Since you got rid of my enemy, how about we make love to celebrate? I'll set up the bath."
"For real?"
"Mm-hm." She kissed him on the mouth before she got out of her seat and headed upstairs. ZaQuinto got the hint and did a short eyebrow flutter before he got out of his seat and chased her up the rest of the way. Lexi was feeling the same way for Stitch as she picked him up from under his arms and ran upstairs as well. Bugs chuckled along with Ace and Mr. Warner as they watched.
"Well, looks like love is in the air for those two couples, but what's with Lexi and Stitch, Ace?" Mr. Warner asked.
"Stitch told me that ever since he first saw her, he fell in love instantly. He told me not to tell her, but I told her anyway." Ace replied.
"Well, dat explains it." Bugs agreed. Lola looked over her shoulder with a sly smile on her face as she heard him.
"Bugs…" She sang out playfully. Bugs smiled as he chuckled with courage.
"If you'll excuse me, docs…" He spoke as he stood up and kindly escorted his wife upstairs with him lovingly. Ace shook his head as he watched the two walk upstairs.
"Thank goodness Lexi isn't like that with me." He muttered happily.
To be continued…