XMen Holiday songs

by Pip the MiT Squeak

Some parodys on holiday songs, about XMen! Hooray! Rated T for the language in some of the songs nothing too bad though! Cyclops bashing in almost all the songs...two positive Cyclops songs to make up for it...

5. Here comes Professor X

Disclaimer: I don't own Here comes Santa Claus, or the X-Men

Question: I need a codename for a student that's a girl, and she has powers like Quicksilver…fast, hyper most of the time, tries to steal from Gambit, and they're buddies if y'all have any suggestions, I'll take them…

My friend mostly wrote this one…

Here Comes Professor X!

(Tune to "Here comes Santa Claus")

Here comes Professor X

Here comes Professor X

Wheeling down the hall

Storm is planting

Logan is shanking someone

for calling him "short" or "small"

Alarms are ringing

X-kids screaming

While in a danger room fight

Scott is gay

But that's ok

And magneto has a human race to smite

Here comes Professor X

Here comes Professor X

Wheeling down the hall

Gambit's flirting

Rouge is hurting

Ears with her southern drawl

Forge is tinkering

White Queen is bickering

As if anyone cared at all

We can't explain

Mutants are insane

But we love them till we bawl