Disclaimer: I don't own the X-Men or the Snow Meiser song or What Child is this? ...however there are a couple of original characters in this. We got a request for an Iceman song, and we both wrote a different one…and yes to the C2 group thingy…my friend says that you can sign her as Seraph if you need to say who wrote the songs…
What Ice Is This?
(Sung to What Child is This?)
My friend wrote this one
What ice is this, that, laid to rest
On my floor, that has
begun to melt?
That makes me slip and slide about,
Perhaps from that man whose cold I felt?
This, this is Iceman,
Who wields the snow with his icy hand,
Haste, haste to watch him sculpt
That man, known as Iceman!
So see him chill, frost, and freeze,
Especially Pyro, he OWNS him,
The King cold, whose jokes never get old,
Notice all the girls fall for Him.
Beware, beware hot mutants,
This guy's a pretty cool student:
Brrr, Brrr, damn it's cold because of,
That man, known as the Iceman!
Okay, this was written by me, it's kind of a skit. Leah and Allison are two new mutants at Xavier's, and they haven't met all of the X-Men yet. It's Christmas time, and they come from a place where it didn't snow.
Iceman's song
(Sung to the Snow Meiser's song from "The Year Without a Santa Claus")
Leah: Awww… it's almost Christmas and it hasn't even snowed yet!
Allison: It never used to snow in Roseville…
Leah: Yeah, but this is New York, it's supposed to snow!
A random student: Why don't you ask Storm to make a snow storm?
Leah: …well…she's still kinda angry with us for asking if she celebrated Kwanzaa…
Iceman: shows up Never fear, Iceman's here!
Allison/Leah: …blink…who are you?
Iceman: ices up, starts putting ice/snow outside, sliding around on his ice slide thing as he sings
I'm Mr. White Christmas,
I'm Mr. Snow!
I'm Mr. Icicle,
I'm Mr. 10 below!
My codename is Iceman 'cuz
Whatever I touch
Turns to ice in my clutch!
I'm too much!
The other students: in a ring around him, all singing
He's Mr. White Christmas,
He's Mr. Snow!
He's Mr. Icicle,
He's Mr. 10 below!
His codename is Iceman 'cuz
Whatever he touches
Turns to ice in his clutch!
He's too much!
Leah/Allison: …kinda staring at everybody dancing and singing, Iceman is in the center, laughing…wtf?
the end!